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Allison Niemeyer - Another Mother of the Year

I read this news story today about two sisters who went into Wal-Mart and tried to shoplift around $55 worth of shit and got caught by security at the door.  When security asked them to come back, they dropped the bag holding their stolen goods and made a run for it.  Along with the bag, they left one of the sister's 1 year old son behind.

Police caught up to them later when they received a tip that the sisters were at a dance club and paged them regarding their car.  Yup, the girls clearly cared more about their vehicle than their son/nephew.

When I read stories like this my blood literally boils.  People like these two should be punched - literally.  We should round up a bunch of women who have infertility problems and put them in an arena with parents like this shit for brains and just let them have it.

I have so many friends and acquaintances who struggle daily with infertility and would do anything for a child and this fucking moron takes her infant on a shoplifting trip and abandons him and then goes dancing?!  Fuck you, you piece of trash, Allison Niemeyer.

It is people like this woman who convince me that there should be a test that people must take before being allowed to have children.  It's not a difficult test, but imagine how many fucking numbskulls it would weed out:

1.  Should you take your child to Wal-Mart to steal a bathing suit?

2.  If you are caught stealing a bathing suit from Wal-Mart should you abandon your child and make a run for it?

3.  Must children eat daily?

4.  Is it ever OK to lock a child in the closet/attic/basement/etc.?

5.  Should children know how to cook meth/perform a keg stand/smoke a bong?

6.  In your opinion was Casey Anthony a good mom?




63 comments:

  1. And she was already on house arrest until 2021 for an armed home invasion! She shouldn't have had custody to begin with!

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    1. Anonymous20:40

      Well, one would think that...and yet....

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  2. Sherman09:06

    Never, EVER give her this child back. What the hell were they thinking?? Obviously a cockroach has more morals than these two twits. A punch won't work, Jen. Something more mandatory and continual. God, I just want to smack the two of them. Their parents must be so proud. Funny how Children Services didn't release the child to the custody of relatives. What a group.

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  3. Sterilization...too many people having babies that won't/can't/don't get taken care of. It's sad. They really do need punches-right in the vag.

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  4. Anonymous09:16

    She is a real piece of work. Have you seen her FB page? Talks about how much she loves her baby and her sisters. Sad thing is she will get her baby back and be allowed to have more.

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  5. Anonymous09:16

    I'm sickened every time I hear or see stories like this. I have a child that is special needs and although I embrace her, love her and am the best fucking advocate on the planet for her there are days I wish I had a chromosomally correct child. Days I wish I wasn't changing her diapers at age 5, helping her walk and feeding her. AND THEN to see stupid ass mothers like this...they are allowed children? and you know the system is so fucked up she'll get her kid back. It is only one mistake right? I mean, cut her some slack, she cried, she's sorry. You know...it is awful. There is no appreciation for human life, much less their child's. I would lay down and die for my daughter and my other two kids. She shouldn't be allowed to ever see that boy again. Ever. She clearly doesn't appreciate OR love him enough to be a decent human being.

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  6. linda09:17

    https://www.facebook.com/#!/allison.niemeyer

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    1. Anonymous13:04

      I should NOT have looked at that FB page. Seeing that precious child makes me want to kill this dumb bitch even more!!!

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    2. The sisters is just as bad. She dropped her kids off with someone....one straight out of the womb and hooked on drugs. What is wrong with people?

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    3. Anonymous21:11

      Did you notice her favorite quote..."U live n u learn.... HOEZ WILL BE HOEZ...... Haters will hate but aint nothin like havin wat ur haters want n thats to GET LIK ME...." This story makes me sad on so many levels; definitely deserves a punch!

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  7. Anonymous09:18

    That was the best thing she could have done for that kid...at least now he has an opportunity to be cared for. I can't begin to imagine what kind of person she is.

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  8. HAHA I love the Casey Anthony question at the end!

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  9. Wait...kids have to eat daily? when did that start happening? And they are not suppose to know how to run a meth lab? What about filing that under "advanced chemistry"? I didn't know there were all these rules to parenting. If I did, I would have not signed up for it. Which reminds me...I think i should pop a couple more holes in the box my child is sleeping in... (all jokes...all for laughs)

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  10. Anonymous09:22

    http://www.facebook.com/allison.niemeyer

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  11. Anonymous09:25

    How does the criminal justice system work? a person gets put on house arrest until 2021? shouldn't you be wearing an ankle monitor or someting?

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  12. Anonymous09:26

    and the sister. http://www.facebook.com/laura.niemeyer.31

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  13. My husband is a police officer and you would be amazed how often this happens... how ridiculous!

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  14. Beth R.09:31

    This is her last post from July 9th- Nice! She's a piece of work.. Looks like she did well in the educational system and has strong morals and values... seems to be really going places and I'm sure is teaching her son well.... Enjoy: "I had a good night still doin me to the fullest.. Fyi....Been there done that bitch.. And get mad I fukin love that shyt.. Motivation.. Fuk u.. N for all the haterzz that likes to check up on my status make sure u kno wat u talkin bout before u run ur cock sukerzzz..jus sayin I kno how people like to take shyt ta heart..lol lame ass hoess".... Get your red pen out... b/c there are a few errors in spelling, punctuation, oh, and meaning too! Whoa!

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    1. Anonymous20:29

      Oh.My.Lord.

      There are Zero Words. She's a failure from the ground up.

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  15. Anonymous09:32

    In one of her albums she posted a photo of paternity test results for her child's father. That is all sorts of awesome. And yay for her kid, for whom these pictures of his mother flipping the bird, smoking pot, confirming that his dad wants nothing to do with him, and showing off her cleavage, will never, ever go away. Here's hoping the system doesn't fail this kid as much as his mother has.

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  16. Anonymous09:33

    Wow...openly talking about smoking pot on her Facebook page. Directly under the post about her kid's birthday at that. I honestly can't even tell you what the hell the rest of it is about. I bet her parents are real winners too. The only chance that baby has is for someone to get him the hell away from that mess. Awful.

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  17. carrie09:36

    I honestly think we are the same people. When I first saw your blog title, I knew we could be friends, and after reading this post, we may have been separated at birth! I have been saying that people need to take an exam before procreating since I was teenager. These women are awful human beings, they need to be put down. Great post, as always soul sister!

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  18. Jaime09:36

    Forget the throat...she needs a good punch in the c***!! What the hell is wrong with that trailer trash? Great test!!

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  19. Sickening that so many who want babies, who are loving and nurturing and are unable to conceive and yet these fucktards are allowed to reproduce and treat these babies so inhumanely. There is a special place in hell for them, I'm sure.
    Teri

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  20. Per a facebook post the poor kid's nickname is "Fatkid". Wow. Kudos on delivering a well deserved punch.

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    1. I was so disturbed by the Katkid nickname, how awful!

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  21. One of the pages she "likes" is Wal-Mart. Not anymore...

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  22. Maybe this sounds selfish but I don't have kids yet for a reason. I'm not ready for one. Condoms aren't fucking hard to use, neither is birth control, I mean hell if I can figure out how to not get knocked up in my slutty 31 years then this fucking dancing queen should be able to figure it out too. Oh and I'm all for fucking sterilizing these fucking morons that procreate like bunnies on welfare.

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  23. My husband and I were foster parents to our niece before adopting her. In order to be foster parents we had to take a six week parenting class and go through several interviews and home inspections. These interviews and inspections continued on a regular basis while we remained foster parents. If they made this standard procedure for anyone wanting to be a parent there would be a lot fewer stories like this.

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    1. KimberlyF13:11

      Amen Sandra, Amen. thank you for stepping up.

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  24. The test, although clever and funny, would not weed out the loser parents, as they know better, they just choose to not do the right thing. I don't know why, but I just checked out allison's facebook page and I want to vomit. Is that even English that she has written? Her son is destined to be WT just like her if she is allowed to keep him. We all make mistakes, but I always do my best to make the right choices, even if they are the hard ones because I chose to be a mother! She is clearly too young and immature for the responsibility of motherhood.

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    1. This is on her page under "Favorite Quotes": "U live n u learn.... HOEZ WILL BE HOEZ...... Haters will hate but aint nothin like havin wat ur haters want n thats to GET LIK ME...." Yes, the world strives to be just like you, Allison. I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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  25. What a waste of skin. I feel for that poor baby. I hope his adoptive family takes him far, far away.

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  26. Anonymous10:09

    WTH, come on, everyone knows, you drop the kid to slow them down and keep the clothes. Besides slowing them down, you get free babysitting so you can go out partying with your friends in your new clothing.

    /sarcasim

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  27. As an infertile... could you please add all the morons that tell us it is "god's will" that we are infertile and god is telling us not to have children. Examples like this go to show that god doesn't seem to give a crap otherwise why would worthless sacks of shit like this have children while some of us have to struggle?

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    1. Anonymous11:32

      I think if i were in your shoes and some asshat said that to me I would kick them in the cunt/dick (gender dependent) and tell them it was "God's will" when they ask why I did it

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    2. Maybe it's god's will for someone to be infertile so that they can be able to take care of the children who are being born to girls like this. Maybe you're more special than the rest of us and more compassionate.

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    3. The 'God's Will' argument is NEVER appropriate.

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  28. Anonymous10:26

    The sad thing is that the whole family has problems that begin with their parents who have numerous arrests for theft, drugs, prostitution. From what I understand all three sisters have kids that if they don't have them now should be taken away before they lead them down the same road their parents did them.

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  29. Almost better - the adult woman who convinced 3-4 tween girls to steal the donation box for cat adoptions at a pet store. Real classy role model for these girls!

    Or the couple that tied up their kids in a Wal-Mart parking lot (you can see why I rarely shop at Wal Mart - the destination store low lifes).

    As an adoptive mother, I can say that I was put through the ringer and more (I'm sure I'm on someone's list since I was HIV tested and FBI-checked so many times during the 2 year process...) just to get on the list of qualified parents. The world would be such a better place if more parents needed to be pre-qualified.

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  30. Anonymous11:58

    Maybe now that poor kid will have a chance at a better life.

    And she can get back to the business of being an stupid cunt cause lets face it...she seems pretty good at it!

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  31. this is her facebook profile!!!!! " https://www.facebook.com/allison.niemeyer "

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  32. Did you see their facebook pages? Nothing but family drama, horrible English, friend drama, hater drama, more horrible English, and then--oh yeah--I have a kid (or kids, in the sister's case) here are some pics.

    I just hope that baby isn't given back to the mother. Someone said something in the comments of the other page about Florida's laws/policies, meaning that the baby probably would go back to the mother. :(

    There definitely should be some sort of test for parenthood. I was so immature when I had my son. BUT that changed real fast, as soon as I had him in my arms and realized the enormity of raising a child. It's not something to be taken lightly. Can the good parents please stand up?

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  33. Anonymous12:58

    in her pics she brought the baby to visit "daddy in prison". Winners. Florida is so disgusting.

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  34. What the fuck is wrong with these people? I am so angry right now. Her son is old enough to see his mother running away. And what if she does get custody back? It is only a matter of time until he ends up either being taken away for another incident or (God forbid) dead. What about when he is older and gets a hold of this story? I am so dumbfounded. My children are my whole world and I can't even wrap my head around leaving them somewhere and then go clubbing hours later!!! WTF???!!!!

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  35. Anonymous15:51

    Ok previous Anonymous just because it happened in FL does not mean you should label the state. I'm a transplant and I love FL. Every state has those people that are less than desirable and this is a large state. While I whole heartedly think these girls are scum they are definitely the product of their parent’s lack of upbringing. If you look up the last name on the county site for arrests the parents were real winners. That area is a bad one and just Friday two more girls were arrested at the same store with their kids in tow.

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  36. I would happily take a parenting class/test, especially if it meant dumb asses like this girl would have to take them too.

    Have you read this story? It's from a small town in Utah near where I grew up...talk about shitty parenting! Happens everywhere:
    http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=20946125

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  37. Anonymous15:59

    From the pictures on this girl's FB page, her "fat-ass kid's" father is in prison (which she had a paternity test to prove he was the father - score!) and she herself has been in group homes smoking weed. Apparently, her mother is dead because there is a picture of her with her mom followed by a "R.I.P." As much as I don't want to feel sorry for her, (and I REALLY don't want to because from the pictures she looks like a friggin' punk, and from her actions IS a friggin' punk) I do feel a tad sorry for her on some level (like molecule size) because her parents(?) family(?) obviously did her a disservice. Now I know what's done is done and she has to take responsibility for herself yadda yadda but if she were never taught, you're left with an uneducated, irresponsible, excuse for an adult. Is she even 18? I would love to hope that this baby now has a second chance NOT to follow in his mother and father's footsteps but sadly, chances are, that's not going to happen and the cycle of these uneducated, irresponsible A-holes will continue. Poor fella.

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  38. OMG...This is disgusting on every level and exactly what is SO WRONG with our disgusting society. Thanks for blogging this, and for telling her to Fuck Off on behalf of all of us.

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  39. Lacey20:11

    Wait... Where are the answers! Bah ha ha ha!! Love it! ;)

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  40. Carol20:21

    We don't have kids yet but are planning a family. Please let me know if I pass the test so that we can continue:
    1) yes. they need to learn this important skill early in life
    2) n/a - the first lesson you teach them is to run when the security guards come so if they haven't already hightailed it out of there, it's their own fault and they need to be punished.
    3) no. they need to be hungry sometimes so they appreciate food when they do get it
    4) only if it's for their own protection - like to hide from the po-po
    5) yes - who else is going to keep up the family business if you get arrested. and the other 2 - well those are just important skills to have

    did i pass? did i pass?

    Seriously, though, all kidding aside, it drives me absolutely f-ing crazy that these f-ing degenerates keep having kids that they don't deserve when hubs and i - who are both extremely responsible, highly educated people - want babies and can't have them.

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    1. Carol- hilarious. You get an A+ Get yerself a baby, put some Mountain Dew in its bottle and head to Florida.

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  41. Punch in the throat? More like she needs a punch in the vag so that she is never able to reproduce again. Ugh. People like this make me SICK.

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  42. Laura23:35

    She posted her phone number in a status on July 3rd. Just sayin'...

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  43. Anonymous01:19

    In one of the photos she commented that her baby is so fat from jail food... because she was locked up for 6 months before he was born. The best thing for that child is to be be taken away from her, or he will end up just like her : drugs, living in a trailer, jail, babies out of wedlock, lack of morals, etc.

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  44. Unbelievable! How is it possible people like that are even allowed to have kids! I just don't get it.

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  45. I love it. If I had to sit in my hospital room sobbing like the crazy post partum person I was after having my daughter and watch the "Don't Shake Your Baby" video where they tell you to imagine your baby's brain is destroyed like shaken jello, people should have to answer questions like this too.

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  46. Anonymous07:40

    My favorite movie quote: "You need a license to get a dog, but any idiot can be a parent."

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  47. Anonymous13:26

    I finally have 2 beautiful boys after 6 years of infertility problems. I see articles like this every day in the local news and it always makes me so angry. It is so unfair and I wish there was some way to stop these people from reproducing!

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  48. What? Wal-Mart now offers babysitting services? Okay, sorry, could not resist that one. I am so obviously not a parent.

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  49. I don't live in the United States, but find this blog to be my cultural education in preparation for our next visit! ;-)

    Seriously though, I was so sad when I went to this girl's FB profile. I almost wished I hadn't done it, as I feel like I've had a private look into a life of someone I'll never know. I know what she and her sister did was terrible, but what kind of life has she had? Her mother is dead, she got a tattoo when she was 12, she was in a group foster home herself (smoking joints), she was in jail, and now she is 19 with a baby. She is unbelievably young to have gone through all this. It just makes me so sad. I wonder if she ever got any 'good' attention growing up, or if no one paid attention to her until she did things bad enough to get herself noticed by the authorities? I know she is old enough to be responsible for her actions, but I can't help but think that we're all a bit to blame for letting her grow up like this.

    Maybe stories like this are the source of OAMs' anxiety about giving their children the 'perfect' childhood. Maybe deep down they believe their kid is just one Marie Antoinette cake or Elf away from robbing a Wal-Mart...

    It's just depressing.

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  50. Anonymous20:21

    I don't know how google reader works their advertising, but Ohio Adoption Agency pops up at the bottom of this post for me. Hilarious in a weird, dark sort of way.

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  51. Anonymous13:20

    The boy who was left is my baby nephew hes in our custody now SHE IS NEVER GETTING HIM BACK he's safe now :)

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