Just joking it's a rental from Florida. He thought it would be funny to rent a minivan while we were there and make it look like the Elf delivered it to me.
Little does he know how much magic that little Elf has, because today I got an email offering me a minivan!! Sorta.
OK, so Honda has apparently contacted a driving experience company to offer me a chance to "spend some time" in an Odyssey.
|Honda Odyssey - badass and super sleek.|
I'm not sure what "spend some time" means exactly so I contacted Honda to find out the details. In the meantime I sent an email to Toyota to see if they'd be interested in giving me a chance to "spend some time" in a Sienna AWD.
|Toyota Sienna - neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night can stop me in this baby!|
And after my trip to Florida, I realized I left out Chrysler. We drove the Town & Country down there and I tell you what, people, it was a pretty sweet van. I loved the rearview camera! So, Chrysler if you want in - you let me know.
|Chrysler Town & Country - surprisingly spacious and comfortable and lots of features! Who knew?|
Now, I have no idea what "spend some time" in a minivan means, so I thought I'd let Honda, Toyota - and Chrysler - know what I'm thinking. I'd love to get a minivan for a year - not a basic model, I need the "Mobile Command Center." Something that I can really brag about. I would add a PS to every one of my blog posts here on the website about how much I love driving my swaggerwagon and I'd also put a blurb in my About Jen tab about my minivan love. In the scheme of things it's not much from these car makers budgets to give me a van and let me pimp them out as only I can: "Mmm....kids and I are enjoying nice cold beverages from the built in cooler in my Honda/Toyota/Chrysler!"
Please don't punch me because I'm not afraid to whore myself out for a free ride - wouldn't you if someone gave you the chance? At least I'm not asking for this:
Yeah, it's a crystal mini replica of the Disney castle that retails for $37,500. I think a minivan is a much better buy.
Maybe if I get this van, it will prompt Tina Fey to call me because she'll want to watch a movie in my badass minivan!