|"I think you can get one more wipe out of this, Jen." - the Hubs|
Every summer I send my kids to Vacation Bible School (VBS). Every year the church adopts a different charity to raise money and/or supplies for. This year was no different. This year they picked a local charity that offers basic necessities to needy children in the community. Each night the kids were encouraged to bring different items to donate.
My mom usually takes the kids to VBS for me. When she brought them home on the first night, they entered the house deep in a serious discussion.
"He won't do it," Gomer insisted.
My mom replied, "Well, let's just ask him and see."
"You can ask, but I don't think he will," Adolpha said, shaking her head.
"What's going on?" I asked. "What are you guys talking about?"
"Tomorrow is toilet paper day," Gomer explained. "We're supposed to bring toilet paper to donate to the kids, but I told Grandma that Dad will never let us do it."
"Nope," agreed Adolpha. "Dad will say toilet paper is too expensive."