The other day the Hubs was scrolling though some of the Twitter profiles of my readers. He does this on occasion. It's actually very helpful usually because it's always good to know who's following you. Today he stopped short when he found one:
Me: What? Is it a famous person? Am I finally going to get my own Wil Wheaton?
Hubs: No. Wil Wheaton doesn't want you. He wants the Bloggess. I told you, you need to focus on Tina Fey - keep your eye on the prize.You don't want Wil Wheaton. If you want someone from Star Trek, go for George Takei.
Me: I keep trying, but Tina won't call me. If she wants to change delis I'm cool with that.
Hubs: You gotta try harder. Maybe if you looked like this chick she'd call you.
Me: What chick? What are you talking about?
Hubs: This chick who reads your blog. I bet she gets calls all the time.
Me: What?! Are you going through my followers looking for hot women? What the fuck?
Hubs: No! I'm doing research on your readers. You should know your readers, Jen. It's the mark of a good writer to know her audience. I'm just trying to be helpful.
Me: Gee...thanks for your help. Stop oggling that woman!
Hubs: I've moved on. I found someone hotter. Look at this girl. She is so hot. Why is she reading you?
Me: What do you mean? Hot girls can't read me?
Hubs: I don't know. She's just.....
Me: What? Does she not look like she has a sense of humor?
Hubs: No, she looks like she has many talents and reading isn't one of them.
|Hey Hubs, your wife is hilarious.|
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