Hoda & Kathie Lee

This morning I did not get the channel switched fast enough and I had to endure 30 seconds of these two nimrods laughing like hyenas.  I said to my husband, "Wow, I really want to punch those two idiots in the throat. I should start a blog and just make a list of people I want to punch in the throat."  He replied, "I'd read that."  So here I am.

1.  Hoda & Kathie Lee - just for being drunk (or maybe even pretending they're drunk because they think it's funnier) at 10 am.  KL has been on my short list for a long time ever since she was with Rege.  Who would have guessed that precious little Cody would have grown up to be a guest movie reviewer on Mom's show?  That chick has balls.  No doubt.  WTH Hoda?  You used to be the normal one and then it's like you decided KL was getting all the attention so you'd better act drunk too.

Thanks, ladies for getting me started!  Stay tuned for tomorrow's lucky winner.

13 comments:

Whitney said...

Did you miss the part where H was holding a sign that said "I love Kathie Lee" and Kathie Lee held one that said "I love Chardonay"? Classy.

Jen said...

And that is why they made the list.

Her Head in the Clouds said...

Are you going to take suggestions for people that your readers want to punch in the throat?

And these 2 need to lay off the spray tans!

Jen said...

I would love suggestions. Who you got?

Clint & Karen said...

Sometimes when there is nothing to watch at the gym,I watch them. Sometimes it actually looks like Hoda wants to punch Kathie Lee in the throat, so maybe it's just Kathie Lee, and Hoda just has to go along with all the nonsense.

Selena said...

I love punching people in the throat! I followed the link from the Adventures in Mommyhood and now I am reading all your posts. I am also adding you to my links because I need more angry people in my life!

Jen said...

That's me! Thanks, Selena!

Kiki Wilson-Harshman said...

i think i love you! i'm gonna read every post now !!!!

easilyannoyedmom said...

Can not stand KL's stupid facial expressions! Can we skip the karaoke, Hoda?

Robs said...

Ok - Here I go. I have officially reached STALKER status! The Elf on the shelf hooked me - the Walmart one sealed the deal. I officially have to start with post #1 - MERRY CHRISTMAS to you, the hubs, the boy and girl! love, an UCM! LMAO

LilyPetals said...

I like Robs comment - he got to post 1 before me though :/ You are truly awesome and I share you with ALL my friends! Thanks so much for your funniness (not a word yet I'm sure)

TNMom said...

So short and notably void of the F word. :)
Devan

Unknown said...

Can't stand Ho-dah!!
Laughing senselessly at nothing, ALL THE TIME!

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