Things I Saw This Morning That Pissed Me Off

1.  2012 "Celebrity Apprentice."  No, no, no!  I saw the list of "celebrities" today for the new Apprentice.  Are you fucking kidding me, Donald?  Half of these people haven't been "celebrities" since 1987 and the other half are a mix of D-List reality "stars," mobsters and Donald publicity plants (I'm talking about you, Miss Universe).

Don't get me wrong, being a Joisey girl myself I have to say, I love to watch a good table flip or mob hit. So I'll be watching when Teresa Giudice flips the board room table on her way out the door or when Victoria Gotti shivs Cheryl Tiegs for the win.  My only complaint is, you can't call these people "celebrities."

Maybe it's time to retire this franchise.  Obviously, they couldn't get anyone "good" on here.  Unless they're ready to call it "Has Beens, Wanna Bes & Psychos Apprentice" this should be the last season.

2.  Casey Anthony's video blog.  Just seeing that bitch's face makes my blood boil.  Have you seen her video?  Here it is.  (Don't click the link if you don't want to give her any more play.)  She blathers a lot about how "surreal" her life is right now.  Is it "surreal" because her kid is dead or because she got away with murder?  She mentions she's adopted a dog - who the fuck let that woman have a dog?  Don't they know what she did to her kid?  She shouldn't be allowed to have a goldfish.  She also talks about someone who has paid for her phone and a camera she received as a gift.  I've said this before and I'll say it again:  Anyone who sends this woman money, gifts, etc. should be shot.

I think the most irritating and disturbing thing about this video is her behavior.  She acts like a fucking victim.  She's totally playing it.  "I'm excited I can Skype."  ("I'm excited I can show losers my tits.")  "Now I have someone I can talk to."  ("Call me, losers and I'll show you my tits.")  "I hope that things stay good and they only get better," she says wistfully.  Wow, she's such a pathetic actor.  My five year old does a better job looking wistful.  (I think that's code for "I'm ready to pose in "Playboy" when I'm done here.")  "I hate being on camera."  BULLSHIT.  I don't believe that for a second.  

That woman is textbook sociopath and watching her gave me the chills.

3.  Demi Moore is not always happy with her looks.  On one hand, this is a real problem and I think I feel sorry for her.  I'm trying to do better with beautiful women with low self-esteem, but I just want to shake them.  It's just that I really can't imagine looking like Demi Moore and having self esteem issues.  I want to scream, "YOU'RE DEMI MOORE!!!  YOU'RE ALMOST 50 YEARS OLD AND YOU'RE HOTTER NOW THAN MOST OF US HAVE EVER BEEN IN OUR ENTIRE LIVES!"

My question is:  Does she really suffer from bouts of low self-esteem OR is she just trying to relate to her  "ordinary" fans so we won't hate her and we'll buy magazines with photo spreads of her looking fabulous?

Nothing drives me battier than beautiful women who try to say they have bad hair days too.  My whole life I've had a bad hair day.

Demi says she feels like her "body is betraying" her.  She's pushing 50, of course her body is betraying her.  It's called aging.

4.  A Kardashian Magazine.  It's a sign of the Apocalypse for sure.  No, I think a sign of the Apocalypse would be if the Kardashians could stay out of the press for 24 hours - what a bunch of media whores.

5.  The guy who got naked at "Alvin and the Chipmunks."  Here I was upset about a little bad language and ruining the Easter Bunny.  Ha!  It seems that it could have been worse.  This guy (nice teeth) got naked during the "Alvin" movie for the promise of crack and sex.

7.  $650 strollers that are being recalled.  If I paid $650 for a stroller, it better change diapers, read a story to my kid and drive itself.

Instead, the front wheel sometimes locks and causes the stroller to tip over.  WTF?  You'd think they  might check that before they sell them to people with babies.

8.  Elin Nordegren leveled a $12 million house.  WTF?  She just bought the house and then leveled it.  Essentially, she paid $12 million dollars for a LOT.  Did I miss something?  Was Tiger in the house when she bulldozed it?

The Whole Casey Anthony Circus

A punch is too good for her and the idiots who let her go free.  I've said it before and I'll say it again, I can only hope that Karma kicks this girl right in the teeth in the form of a bus or Mack truck rolling over her at a high speed as she exits the courthouse a free woman.

I love America and I think we have one of the best justice systems in the world.  HOWEVER, it is not perfect and there are times when our justice system just can't serve the justice that we'd all like to see.  We all know Casey did it. We know that Casey killed Caylee either with chloroform or neck breaking or drowning or suffocation or whatever.  We know Casey killed her and dumped her little body in the woods, put on her sluttiest dress and went out partying.  Unfortunately Casey is a little smarter and/or luckier than she looks and there just isn't enough evidence to get the conviction.

I'm afraid Casey Anthony is a harbinger of our future.  We are raising kids who are some of the most selfish and despotic people I've ever met.  George and Cindy are some of the worst examples of parents I've ever seen.  They are passive parents like none other.  George and Cindy have done nothing but enable their precious little psychopath since she was born.  It started with asking Casey, "Sweetie, would you like to stop drawing on floors now?  Your pictures are so pretty, but usually we don't draw on the floors." and went quickly to, "Honey, you know I love you, but you can't keep maxing out the Visa on clothes and booze - you're only 16.  If you do it one more time Mom and I will have to really think about taking away your Visa card." and ended up with, "Casey, what do you mean you left Caylee with Zanny the Nanny 3 weeks ago and haven't seen her since?  Are you worried at all?  Do you think maybe we should call someone?  OK, pumpkin, you just let Daddy and I know when you're ready to talk about it.  Need some money?"  

Casey Anthony is another example of why I sometimes think there should be a test you must pass in order to have a child.  She had no business EVER being a mother.  She should have examined all of her options and choices when she first found she was pregnant and keeping that child should have never made the list.

As of this moment I'm done talking about her.  I don't want to give her another minute of my time.  I wasn't one who followed the case minute by minute, but I was interested and I tried to keep up on what was happening.  I will not be doing that anymore.  I turned off the TV this morning when I saw that EVERY network was tuned in live to hear her pitiful sentencing.  I will never watch another Dateline or 20/20 special about her.  I will never watch the Lifetime movie that is sure to come out in the next 6 months starring Jennifer Love Hewitt.  I will most certainly NEVER buy a book by her.

She's a total piece of shit who should rot in hell and if the bus doesn't get her then I hope she dies bankrupt and destitute from trying to pay back the government for her circus event that she starred in.