Doggie Doo

This is a REPOST from a few years ago.  STILL it's a great toy that we all LOVE!

So if you've been keeping up, you'll know that I bought my daughter Doggie Doo for Christmas this year.  I went out to buy Christmas crap at 50% off today and while I was gone, the Hubs decided to bust out the Doggie Doo game.

I came home to find my entire family cracking up over the most disgusting game I've ever seen.

When I bought the game, I knew the basic premise.  You feed the dog and then he poops.  Looking at the pictures, I assumed the poop was some sort of Nerf-type material.  I also thought the game was battery operated and the poop would fall out of the dog's rear end or something like that.  Boy, was I wrong.


First of all, the poop is absolutely revolting.  It is a cross between Play Doh and Silly Putty only it's sticky, cold, wet and slimy.  It's what I imagine poop (cold slimy poop that is, rather than warm, fresh poop) would feel like if I ever decided to try and mold it.  I actually screamed when I touched it the first time and my family laughed like hyenas.

You shove this nasty crap down the plastic dog's gullet.  The toy is not battery operated, it is manually operated.  Once the dog has choked down the "food" you squeeze the handle on his leash.  This forces the "poop" through his system with nauseating sound effects until it squirts out the other end with a juicy pop.

I made a video so you can see this toy in it's full repulsive glory.  Make sure your volume is turned up so you can hear every last disgusting sound.




Yup, I bought this sickening toy for my daughter.  And she adores it.  The toy makers hit gold with this one.

This is why I am not a toy maker.  I would have never thought of this toy.    

I can only imagine the board meeting where this idea was pitched:

"OK, so every kid likes fart noises and poop, right?"

"Sure."

"Right.  So we got this plastic dog, you fill it with this horrible goo and then we force air through the toy so it sounds like a combination of retching and farting."

"I'm intrigued.  Go on."

"It flies out of the dog's ass with a loud plop."

"Hmm....it should do more than just plop.  I'd really like to hear it squish and see it plop at the same time."

"Definitely.  We can do that.  No problem."

"What does it feel like?"

"Kind of like Silly Putty."

"Yeah, we need more of a gross out factor.  Can you make it cold and slimy?"

"Of course!"

"Great.  I wish there was a way we could make it warm and slimy.  Y'know, more like real poop."

"Yeah, I know what you mean.  There really isn't any way to warm it up.  We can keep trying though.  That would be the best."

"Sure.  OK, so what is the object of the game?"

"The object?"

"Yes, how do you win?"

"Oh, yeah.  I don't know.  How about who ever can scoop the most poop or something?"

"Yeah, maybe.  I'm sure we can work out those details later on.  Let's just make sure the noises are really solid.  Kids won't even care about the rules if it makes sick noises.  They'll just keep feeding the stupid dog so it will continue to poop and fart."

"That's sort of what I thought.  You really can't go wrong with a dog that farts and poops noisily."

"How much does this thing cost to manufacture?"

"A buck fifty."

"What will it retail for?"

"$22."

"Perfect.  Nice work.  Get started on a cat one now.  We can call it Kitty Krap."

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51 comments:

Anonymous said...

we, too have this toy and my two boys crack up every time the poo goes thru the dog. i have to admit i laughed a few times myself.

Annette Bailey Weatherly said...

Oh Lawd geez us LOL

Heather said...

When the poop popped out I actually jumped. Seriously? That is totally disgusting! I can see how kids would like it, but just looking at the giant anus on that dog kinda makes me squirm!

Anonymous said...

At least it's a fun green color :)

Because nobody likes Mondays said...

I am so glad this toy managed to avoid my kids radar. They would have loved it and I would have hated it. But then again I am stuck with Doctor Dreadful's Zombie Lab which has barf and bubbling brains that you are supposed to eat so maybe I am not so lucky after all.

kareena mullens said...

My 5 year old daughter insisted on one for her birthday two weeks ago. It is all you described but oddly enough her older brothers ages 12 and 13 and sister age 9 all come together to play it . Epic win. Also you are a genius .

Sarah English Perry said...

And to think I balked at Baby Burpee!
Thanks to your hilarious blog, I made it through this Christmas season in good humor!

Anonymous said...

LOL That's funny. I can see where the kids would love it.

maingray said...

Must.buy.

Deb said...

i am always amazed at what manufacturers come up with.

Anonymous said...

The sad thing is, I'd probably be the one laughing like crazy. Yeah, I'm immature like that.

yfn jman said...

definitely getting his for my boys. probably my nephew, too. My sister in law will love me for it!

grants04 said...

My son heard the sounds of the video and ran over. "Oh! I've seen that thing on TV. "Doggies do what doggies do.'" Me: isn't that gross? Him: No. It's so cooool!

There you have it. A winner.

mandiessugarbowl said...

My oldest daughter wanted the dog too...to compliment her Doctor Dreadful science kits that she got....so glad no one got it for her. I draw the line at edible snot and Zombie juice! LOL

the pessimistic optimist said...

I love how at the end of the video she says "It pooped!" hahahaha! Too cute!

Christine said...

horrible news.....my husband wants one now. Thanks a lot :P

Shaina G said...

"it pooped" at least the fake poo is green and not brown

Rachel Starchman said...

Ewww!! Thats so gross. Yuck! My boys were enthralled of course and cracked up and asked to watch it again. I am so glad this isn't in the form of an action figure like Captain America or a Transformer because then it would have been on their list!

Julia said...

I will never again be able to watch my dog in the yard without snickering.

Becky said...

One of the best selling Barbies in recent years was the one with the pooping dog. Poop is funny. And it sells apparently....

LRT said...

So, who do you want to punch in the throat? The manufacturers for making it or yourself for buying it?? Just asking!!

Love, Mom said...

If an older male child, say 12'ish, gets a hold of this thing you can bet they will start shoving other things into it to see if it comes out the other end. Bean dip would be nice - maybe some guacamole... with tomato bits. And then for the ultimate gross out factor they will eat what comes out the dogs butt (moving on to the 15 year olds) to make their friends rapture with laughter. Raising kids just becomes more and more of a joy.

Tara Andrews said...

You had to go and post a video, which, of course, I had to watch. Then my son comes in to investigate the noise and asks to watch it. Then my daughter comes in and asks to see, too. Had to watch it three times. I should win a prize or something - LOL. That is gross. I think it should be classified more as kiddie entertainment than a game, though.

Anonymous said...

I showed this video to my 5 year old daughter and she wanted to know why the poop was green and if the baby was going to eat it? WHAT baby? I asked. She didn't know. I laughed at her and she walked away....

I'm Just Sayin' said...

That cost $22...oh my..glad my daughter didn't see it.

RedRaven said...

I've never even heard of it before, but I'm sure my youngest would love it. lol

Jen R said...

hahaha! My husband saw this A LONG time ago and seriously thought it was a joke...WHY would someone WANT to play with dog poop??? lol
Jen
The Teachers’ Cauldron

Anonymous said...

My daughter puts too much and then we have to give the dog mouth to mouth to push it out and it comes out in a long string. Doggie doo has IBS...Love your posts!

Anonymous said...

Toys r us had it for 16.99.

Anonymous said...

Be thankful it doesn't smell like real dog poop, and you didn't step in it with bare feet! Such was my experience with my sons new puppy on Christmas eve. YUCKO!

Julie said...

Oh, dear lord! I REALLY didn't want to watch that after your description. (But I figured if you had to see it in person and you have me laughing almost daily I could at least do you the courtesy of watching.) THAT IS DISGUSTING! My children will NEVER learn of that toy (because I'm sure they would love it as much as they LOVE the farting elves video my husband found online.)

Erika said...

Funny and gross. Totally unsure of the game aspect. But obviously the kids don't care!
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Anonymous said...

I still don't get the 'game' aspect. What are the rules/number of players/objective? Well, I guess I know the objective. =/

My daughter asked for a doll, years ago, that went pee and poo. Can't remember the name (Baby Alive, maybe?), but some readers may recall what I'm talking about. The name my child gave her was 'Cynthia' (one of my friend's name--I'm sure she was honored.). So, Cynthia (the doll, not my friend) was fed green baby food (made from a powder that came w/the doll). It was green. And when she pooped, true to life, it looked like green baby diarrhea.
lovely. Cynthia came w/three baby doll diapers, which, of course, had all been used by...approx. 8 a.m. Christmas morning. And even preemie [real] baby diapers did not fit Cynthia. Nope! You had to re-order 'Cynthia' Diapers. Let's just say Cynthia wound up swimming in preemie diapers.

Whatever happened to 'Chatty Cathy'? She was annoying enough. Now toys involve clean-up.

Janice's Blog said...

Hilarious post! I almost spit my pop onto the monitor when I read the comment about mouth to mouth. Too funny!

Hilary said...

I am such a child; I'm still laughing and I watched it about 10 minutes ago. That's pretty gross, but incredibly funny all at the same time.

Ashley said...

That game is probably about as bad as my nephew's new game Zombie Lab. He gets to make guys and brains and eye balls....then eat them!! Its gross! Or the new game Pop the pig, you feed him until he throws up....

Anonymous said...

There's an online version of the "game". Those wacky Germans!

Ann said...

How pathetic are Americans that we would enjoy something like this? You didn't need to pay $22 for it--I would have paid you to have your daughter come walk with me and my dog every day and pick up her poop. The real stuff is so much better--at least it is warm.

MStanton said...

Great. Just watched it while my hubby was standing behind me and all I heard was laughing and 'I want one.'

Unknown said...

And it is neon green.

Annette said...

Oh my hell...I'm laughing so hard I've got tears. Choking on Dr. Pepper, laughing and crying.

Fanfuckingtastic.

I have to get one of these. Not for my kids though. This would be a hit with all of my friends. Likely we'd try to shove the goo up the ass to see if it could vomit it out.

Jennifer said...

You are a better mom than me. I would never bring this game into my house! We have enough disgusting potty talk as it is and I fear what this game would encourage.

CB said...

I live in Germany and my husband I were at one of the toy stores and I actually saw it here too. It's called "Kackel Dackel" which for some reason absolutely cracks me up.

PsychicPeebles said...

Shit can come out green too. It's pretty disgusting.

Shannon Lynn said...

My demented kids would probably try to stick the gerbil up it's butt.

zapper45701 said...

For cats, it could be the pooper scooper for litter boxes. Don't ask me how I know.

rsrusso said...

When I looked it up on Amazon (morbid curiousity) they suggested another that I think might be even worse...

http://www.amazon.com/Goliath-Games-30503-Gooey-Louie/dp/B00BBLIZAE/ref=pd_sim_t_2

Erika said...

Only someone who doesn't have a real dog and has never had to scoop poop would want this game. My kids (having scooped poop nearly all their lives and tried to dodge it in the yard while playing) would never want this game.

Germania said...

this had me in tears I was laughing so hard :)

Unknown said...

I've never heard of this, but my daughter would love it! Where do they sell it?

Pennie said...

We're the type of grand parents who love finding shit like this for our 5 yr. old granddaughter. We got it for her last year and had a blast with it. It's disgusting as hell...but I peed a little in my pants while laughing at it. :)

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