The next day I asked Gomer if he had a favorite commercial. Instead of telling me which one he loved, he told me which one he hated.
"GoDaddy. Yuck," he said. (If you haven't seen it, watch below.)
"Yuck?" I asked. "Why?"
"There was a beauty and a brains and they were eating each other's faces. It was gross!"
"Beauty and brains?"
"Yeah, there was a pretty girl who was the beauty. And then this other guy . . . who was . . . uh . . . he was all red and splotchy. They were trying to eat each other."
"Ewww," I said.
"I know! And their tongues! Mom, they almost touched."
May he never grow up.