My Book is Ready for Purchase!!

The book is available!!  I thought the book cover announcement was exciting, but I'm going to go ahead and say this is more exciting.

OK, so it's a bit confusing and I'll do my best to explain it to you.  Please try and follow my ramblings because I have no idea how to make a flow chart.

Let's start with the easiest one:

NOOK - Sorry, it's not available yet for Nook.  The Nookers are taking their sweet time getting it set up on their site and I have no idea when they'll be ready.  I'll keep you posted once I know more.

KINDLE - If you'd like to download it RIGHT NOW then just go ahead and click this link and I'll see you when you're done reading.

PAPERBACK BOOK DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR - You don't have a Kindle or a Nook or any other device you'd like to read on?  Are you a book sniffer who loves the smell of a new book?  Then this is the option for you.  You can order a copy here and it will be sent to you in a few days.


PAPERBACK BOOK DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR WITH A PERSONALIZED MESSAGE AND MY SIGNATURE AND I THINK I PROMISED IT WOULD BE SEALED WITH A KISS - OK, this is the most confusing one.  Since I am my own distribution center I have to order the books first to be sent here to my house so I can then sign them and turn around and send them to you.  The books are HERE.  I will sign them and ship them out as quickly as possible via U.S. Mail with a 2-7 business day delivery.  If you are cool with that, then click this link and pre-order your book through PayPal.  When you order through PayPal there is a spot that says ADD SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS.  This is where you should let me know who to make the book out to and if you'd like me to write anything in particular.  If you have already ordered and you didn't do that, no worries, just send me an email at [email protected] and let me know the name it was charged to and your instructions.  I will match it up.  If you leave this space blank and don't send me an email I'll assume you just want my John Hancock and that's it.  

APPLE PEOPLE - The book is not in the iStore or whatever you call it, because I am a PC and Apple hates me.  You'll need to download either the Nook or Kindle app and go that route.

I think that's all of it now.  If you have any questions or I wasn't clear just send me an email.

Obviously, I hope you buy the book and enjoy it.  If you do like it (or hate it even), I would really appreciate it if you could go back to where you bought it (Amazon or BN) and leave a review. This helps me more than you know.

Another thing I'd love is if you could tell one friend about this book.  I don't need your whole family (unless you want to tell them), just your bestie or your co-worker or your neighbor - just someone who likes to laugh.  I promise you, they won't be disappointed.  Just one more person would make my day.

I've said it before and I'll say it again until you're sick of it:  THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!  This is so amazing for me and I am so grateful to all of you for making today possible.

42 comments:

Onecrazymommy said...

Bought. Can't WAIT to read it! Congratulations :)

Cyndi said...

Awesome!

I'm in Australia - can signed copies be sent here or am I out of luck?

Deanna said...

Bought it. Can't wait to read!

Natalie said...

Bought it! I am so excited to read your book!

Leila said...

The link for purchasing through paypal doesn't work. :(

Jen Piwtpitt said...

The shipping is pretty steep to send to Australia. If you're willing to pay for shipping, I will of course send it your way. Email me [email protected]

Jen Piwtpitt said...

Clear your cache and then click the link again. It's working for everyone else.

Cyndi said...

Thanks! I have emailed you! Shipping will probably be more than the book itself ;)

Erica said...

Just downloaded it to my Kindle!! So excited to read it!

Stephanie said...

I'd love it in ebook format, but you didn't mention Sony Reader.

JennInAustin said...

Yea for you!!!! Soooo fabulous.

Danielle said...

Amazon won't ship it to Canada!!!

Anonymous said...

I was wondering what to read next! Yay, bought it!!

Jen Piwtpitt said...

Amazon apparently hates Canada. I looked and it appears that they will ship it if you pay $4.99 per shipment plus $3.99 per item, which is more than the actual book. I can ship it to you for $6.00. Let me know if you're interested. Send me an email [email protected]

Unknown said...

Downloaded! Just in time for my lunchtime reading! It's cold here in Chicago today - now I've got something new on my Kindle and I don't have to leave the building!

Kyla @ Mommys Weird said...

Do you have a link I could post to my blog?

Cheryl said...

Purchased. From you. With a kiss request. And I will definitely share this, on my FB page, and with my co-workers who love to read and laugh.

Thanks again!

Diane F. said...

Bought it, am reading it and will share far and wide! You Rock!

Jenn @ Something Clever 2.0 said...

This is awesome. I'm so happy for you!

Allison said...

I bought it so fast that I had to use Amazon one-click. No time to wait around for multiple clicks! Can't wait to read it!! Congratulations!

Spirit of Hope and Kindness Awards said...

So so happy and proud of you - ordered a bunch for Christmas gifts!! The gift of laughter - priceless. Love you girl! xo

MinerMishap said...

This made my day! Now I can actually do something useful at work today since I'm the only one in the office...Happy Friday to me. Congrats on the release of your book. BTW, you are selling yourself short with the price...hope to see you bump that up soon!!

Nicole Marie said...

Congrats!

Sarah said...

I'm sure this book will be worth the wait. I'm excited to have ordered a signed copy! I'm thinking your book will make excellent Christmas gifts for my sisters!

RachRiot said...

So awesome, Jen! I want my very own copy to sniff, so I'll order from Amazon. I'm old school like that. Then I'll go write a glowing review! Even if it sucks balls! Which it won't... :)

This Is Fifty With Lil said...

My wish for Jen is that we see a copy of her book on the holiday episode of 30 Rock, maybe opened up on Liz Lemon's desk or peeking out of her hoodie pocket. *Who do we have to call? Who's wishing this with me?*

Unknown said...

COngrats on your book! Can't wait to read it!!

Monika said...

Bought! Can't wait to read it! :)

mrspotts66 said...

kindled! can't wait to read it!

Kim at Let Me Start By Saying said...

I am just so g-dam excited for you. I keep checking your stats & am not surprised at all how well it's doing already. ::fist bump::

Bernadette Walsh said...

LOVE the cover!! Best of luck

Anonymous said...

Congratulations to you Jen!!!!!

Jilse said...

Bought it on amazon and read it on my phone in one day. Loved it!! It was everything I thought it would be and more. I wish you much success with selling your book, and hopefully it will do so well you'll be able to publish many more. Keep on writing you do it so well.

Jen Piwtpitt said...

Yeah, I'm not even sure what a Sony Reader is. It's only available on Kindle or (someday) Nook. There is an option to order a soft cover book though. Thanks!

Jen Piwtpitt said...

Sure. Take this one: http://www.peopleiwanttopunchinthethroat.com/2012/10/my-book-is-ready-for-purchase.html?showComment=1349650117179#c6086688977901441800

Thanks!!

Jen Piwtpitt said...

Thanks! Would you mind giving me a review on Amazon? It helps me a lot to have good reviews. Thanks!http://www.amazon.com/Spending-Holidays-People-Throat-ebook/product-reviews/B009KYXYDW/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_btm?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

Delfin Joaquin Paris III said...

Posted review on Amazon. Now, go make some money!

Jen Piwtpitt said...

You rock, my friend!

Monica @ M double M said...

Whoo-hoo! Just ordered the Kindle version & can't wait to start reading. I wanted a signed copy, but couldn't stand the wait... perhaps some lucky person (or people) will be getting those for Christmas!

Anonymous said...

Just downloaded your book from Amazon, Jen. I had to start reading right away and I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! I wouldn't be able to hang with those OAMs with 101 things to do with the Elf on a Shelf. I don't even know who the hell that guy is! I must have living under a rock since I've got a kindergartener boy, a 4 year old girl, and a 2 month old. OR I'm too damn busy keeping the peace at home on my fours hours of sleep a night. They can be the only kids who grow up without the Elf phenomena. Great read - I'm sharing with my friends! :)

Jen Piwtpitt said...

Thanks so much for buying and sharing! Would you mind leaving a review on Amazon as well? It helps me out so much when I get those reviews.

The Rebel Chick said...

Your book is going on my CHristmas wish list! LOL

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