Top 5 Ridiculously Unbelievable Babies

The Hubs has been surfing Youtube.  Here is what he found.

I have been seeing lots of videos of babies/kids doing the most amazing or as Jen would say "overachieving" things.  Here are the top 5 in my opinion.  I hope my kids will do some amazing things one day, but they have not done ANYTHING like these kids yet - so who knows?

1. Baby Felicity.  She can not only read at 1 year old, but she can read in both English and Chinese.  If anyone knows anything about Chinese (which I do, of course), it is a very difficult language to read.  Each character has to be memorized and the language has about 80,000 individual characters to memorize.  Felicity seems like a very sweet girl and her parents are obviously working hard with her to start reading at such a young age.  I guess that spot at Harvard will be taken.  Gomer and Adolpha will have to go elsewhere.


2. Baby Makena. She can sing Adele.  Yes, she can sing Adele.  She is cute, has great style, can carry a tune and sings with real emotion!  I wish I could sing as well as this kid.  Hey Makena, when that cute 3 year old breaks your heart, don't worry, just sing about it and make millions.  You don't need a man!


3. Baby Shakira. I think this one is my favorite!  I don't know the baby's real name, but she can shake it like Shakira.  I know my hips can never move like that.  I love the head wear she is sporting.  And I love the fact that the other kid in the video in the background couldn't be bothered to even look up.  She is obviously bored by the whole thing.  Don't be a hater little girl!


4. Baby Myra.  This 20 month old baby is not afraid of heights or water.  She is jumping off the diving board and loving every minute.  Baby Myra is amazing because I still won't jump off the diving board into 13 feet of water.  The thing I really love about the video is that we get to meet BUG and BUNNY.  


5. Giuliano Stroe.  Ok, to be fair, this kid is NOT a baby, but he can do something that I am pretty sure no one else reading this can do.  A sideways pull up or push up.  I can't even hold myself up sideways, let alone do 30 pull ups.  Giuliano holds many world records as the strongest kid.  No doubt.  If you watch all his videos, you will see that his dad works with him all the time and he loves it. Now if they only made a Xbox Kinnect game that can simulate the sideways push up, I bet I can get Gomer and Adlopha to crank out a few.  


32 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not only can Baby Shakira shake it better than me, after nursing my 4 kids, she has a better rack than me. Can I say that about a 20 month old?

Anonymous said...

Um... Wow....

Anonymous said...

I think shakira baby needs to lay off the NON organic milk. Holy boobies!

NorthernGirl said...

*sigh* Thank you for pointing out the fact that my kid's a slacker (wonder where he got that from lol.) The only impressive video I have of my kids is my son dipping his forehead in a mud puddle, standing up quick and leaning his head back, then licking the mud as it drips down his face. Oh, he can also smear his mouth with liquid soap and blow huge bubbles while making the sound "Mwaaaaaaaaa."

I haven't put those up on Youtube because I don't want to make all the other OAB's and their OAM's jealous ;)

justbreathe said...

ahhhh....it's gotta be lonely at the top! I'm so glad myself and my children are 'average'! lol

mandy said...

Our favorite home movie is the big kid swinging and the little kid getting nailed right in the head as he runs in front of the swing. Did I mention the cowboy boots that the big kid was wearing?

Anonymous said...

lol that is hilarious!

Anonymous said...

You are hilarious!

-Keri

Anonymous said...

LOL, Myra is definitely "incledible".
Sorry, had to say it.

-Keri

Anonymous said...

Talented kids! The diving baby makes me nervous though. She can't swim on her own yet, so I hope they have safety precautions so the child doesn't venture to the pool on her own.

sheshe said...

OK, I'll say it. WTF is up with some of these parents? What happened to letting kids be kids and just have fun?Kind of glad I don't have some douchey kid who could write his disseration in preschool. He is 3. When he learned to poop on a toilet, I made a cake.

Anonymous said...

The thing on baby Shakira's head is her 'hair'. Shakira flings her hair around, that is clearly what the baby is doing with it. What it really is I have not idea.

~Nicole

Red said...

Very cute stuff. The thing with babies is all the "potential" - sure, she can shake it like Shakira now, but will she become a ballet dancer, a backup dancer, a Broadway dancer or a pole dancer?

The possibilities are endless...

Briana said...

I agree! Hahaha

Kyla @ Mommys Weird said...

This is awesome. What a great at work time waster. Thank you for posting!

BlondeGirl said...

The only one that I thought was really impressive, was the 1 year old being able to read and actually identify that many things. THAT was really good. I thought the Shakira shaking baby was kind of sad (it seemed so objectifying to me) and the last kid- the strongest one in the world- is made to train like all the time. He has more muscles than ANY kid that age should have...it's, frankly, unnatural. I wonder if they give him steroids?

Deb said...

Um, not a ballet dancer! Not with that figure.

Deb said...

OK, so I push my kids pretty hard and you would definitely call me a OAM with OAKs but a 12 month old reading and any kid doing sideways whatever they were, that's not normal. Babies shouldn't read-- they should play and put things in their mouths. Kids shouldn't train, they should PLAY.

Anonymous said...

i know that working out like that at his age will stunt his growth a bit. So he will be strong but short. Hmmm i would go with weak and 6 ft over being a short guy.

Mandy said...

Well said!

Anonymous said...

Yep, this describes my boys too!
I had a good laugh at this because this very thing happened last weekend at a b-day party!

Anonymous said...

"Shakira Baby" looked like someone edited her video to make the same three or four moves run on a loop...

tricia said...

crazy. i was just happy my kid went in the potty. :)

Life with Claire said...

she needs to hit the skim milk! lol

Anonymous said...

I just started reason your blog and I think you are hilarious. If their was an award for an under achieving baby I am pretty sure my baby would get one. All the kids in her daycare room are trying to crawl ( all her age) but not mine. I guess I should enjoy the days of sitting on my ass before I have to run around the house following her. Anyhow you are awesome!!

-SF

Anonymous said...

Well damn! Now I'm sure...my kids will be complete losers. They are 9 & 7 and what have they DONE?!? We've got NOTHING on this...slackers! That's what my kids are...complete and total slackers! ;)

Anonymous said...

But the one year old reader was pointing to her tongue before she was shown the tongue page. Still good memorization skills though.

Ali said...

I'm a bit late but I some of you feel so much better for calling a baby fat. WTF is wrong with you?!

Ali said...

That was meant o be I Hope some of you :-)

cori said...

This baby can do so much more. I am so impressed. Check him out on youtube!
http://youtu.be/_te6dLVeqa8

Courtney_81 said...

Um, she's 3! She doesn't have a "figure" yet!

KellyO said...

Yes, now you're someone that I'D like to punch in the throat!

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