In the two years since my Elf on the Shelf rant went viral, I've received countless photos of elves in various positions. They're usually very funny, like snorting powdered sugar off a mirror, having a three-way with Barbie and Skipper, or getting his head ripped off by a dog. Over the years I've become quite jaded and I thought I'd seen it all.
I was wrong.
I stumbled onto Mothering.com and I saw the weirdest, funniest, more elaborate elf scenario I've ever seen.
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