I have had it with drivers who text.
This week I am noticing an epidemic of people who are texting while driving. One of these days I will be hit by a texting driver and I won't be happy about it. I'm not talking about those people who text and drive 80 mph down the highway. We've all seen those commercials that are meant to scare the shit out of us with their half finished text messages and a family member saying, "This was the text Julie was sending me when she ran up the back end of a tractor trailer. I miss Julie." I feel like those are the 80 mph texters. I hope to God I'm never hit by one of those. Luckily I haven't seen any of those kinds of texters. I'm just talking about the idiots who are driving down side streets and sort of drift into my lane or slow down to 20 mph to add a fucking emoticon, because they can't text and drive at the same time. Ironically, they're probably texting something like, "I'm running late. Will be there as soon as I can. :)" Maybe if you stopped texting and just drove, you wouldn't be so late! They can barely chew gum and jump rope at the same time so what makes them think they can operate heavy machinery and type on a tiny keyboard at the same time?
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