This morning is our first morning here and we decided we'd take a day to just hang out at her pool, let the kids play and I could go outlet shopping (I am over the moon).
We're getting ready to go and here's what the Hubs had to say to me:
Hubs: "Jen, where are my underwear?"
Me: "Really? I packed them for you! What more do you want? Move stuff around in the suitcase and look for them!"
I dig through the suitcase that I packed (while he chatted up some friend on the phone!) and I pull out a pair of undies, "Here!"
Hubs: "Those are Gomer's."
Me: "Oh, well, they look big enough to be yours."
Hubs: "Gee, thanks."
I dig some more and find a slightly larger pair.
Me: "Here!"
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| OK, side by side they don't look that similar, but I get them confused all the time. |
Hubs: "Great. Thank. You. Where is my shampoo?"
Me: "Are you fucking kidding me? What is in your plastic grocery sack of beauty supplies?"
Truly. The Hubs puts all of his bathroom supplies in a plastic Target bag. I've begged him to buy a toiletry kit. He refuses to spend the money. Cheap bastard.
Hubs: "I have my toothbrush - you brought toothpaste, right? And my comb and my hair gel stuff."
Me: "Why didn't you bring shampoo? You have a thousand samples under you bathroom sink that you steal from hotels. You didn't bring one of those?"
Hubs: "No. I thought you were packing that stuff..."
Me: "Why would I pack your shampoo? I packed for me and the kids and I ended up packing most of your clothes. I don't even do that usually. I draw the line at your toiletries. I'm NOT your mother."
Hubs: "Exactly. You're my wife. My wife should take care of me better than my mother."
Me: "Jackhole."
If you thought this was funny, would you mind jogging over (again - you can vote once every day) to Circle of Moms and voting for me as one of the Top 25 Funny Moms of 2012? I would really appreciate it! I am currently in first place, thank you everyone. But I am a narcissist and want to win and make sure I stay in the lead.
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