STOP! SOME OF YOU ARE UNDER 18 YEARS OLD. DO NOT READ THIS POST. (I KNOW, I KNOW, THAT ONLY MAKES YOU WANT TO READ IT MORE, BUT REALLY - STOP.) THIS IS NOT FOR YOU. GO READ YOUR SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE PLEASE AND TRY AGAIN HERE TOMORROW. IF YOU STILL REALLY WANT TO READ THIS, THEN LET YOUR MOM READ IT FIRST AND LET HER DECIDE. I CANNOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR SULLYING YOU.
ALSO, IF YOU HAVEN'T READ 50 SHADES OF GREY, GO BACK UNDER YOUR ROCK AND I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. THERE ARE A TON OF SPOILERS HERE.
ONE MORE. IF YOU ARE MY FATHER, DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL NOT GET IT AND THEN YOU WILL BE EMBARRASSED WHEN I SEE YOU THE NEXT TIME.
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