12 Days of Christmas Giveaways! DAY TWO!


Hey everyone, Happy Holidays!!

As many of you know, eight years ago I forgot to move my Elf on the Shelf. Since then I've been so lucky to live the dream I've had since I was five years old. I've been able to spend most of my days pantless, drinking tea, and dropping f-bombs like commas. When I do put on pants and leave my house (either to go out and meet you fine folks or head to my mailbox) I am always the recipient of some of the best gifts.

This year I wanted to be the one to give YOU great gifts. I've put together 12 DAYS of GIVEAWAYS and today is Day Two!

Every day for the next 10 days, you will have a chance to enter to win a fabulous prize, so check back every day.



DAY TWO: DON'T MAKE ME ADD YOU TO MY LIST

Signed copy of People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Competitive Crafters, Drop-off Despots, and Other Suburban Scourges.

Everyone has their own list of people they want to punch in the throat, make yours in your very own People I Want to Punch in the Throat journal.

I communicate mostly through sarcasm and sass. Get a double dose with the mug and the wooden sign. Mug says: I would love to stay and chat but I'm lying. Sign says: Did I say that out loud?

And if those don't get the message across, the pin that says I'll try to be nice if you try to be smarter will.

Lists make me feel powerful and organized. I love to make lists, especially when all I have to do is check off some boxes.

Throat-punchers are stressed out, so calm down with a pug stress ball and an adult coloring book.

Utter Nonsense is a fun game for everyone to play and this one has a bonus pack too.


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Enter to win TODAY's prize and then go back and enter the ones you missed!

That's right! There's still a chance to enter all the ones you missed!! Giveaway closes on December 31st.

DAY ONE - Cubicle Sweet Cubicle

DAY TWO - Don't Make Me Add You to My List

DAY THREE - Coolest Mom Ever

DAY FOUR - Move the Elf!

DAY FIVE - If You Can Read This, Thank a Teacher

DAY SIX - So You Want to Be a Writer?

DAY SEVEN - Smells Like Teen Angst

DAY EIGHT - Take a Picture, It Will Last Longer

DAY NINE - The Future is Female

DAY TEN - Midlife Momma Drama

DAY ELEVEN - Nice Stack!

DAY TWELVE - Take Me With You!

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Merry Christmas Jen!

promisefaith said...

Thank you for your generosity!

Unknown said...

I'm not in Instagram or Twitter.

lewmew said...

Merry Christmas!!! Thanks for offering a pug!

Cape Cod Step-Mom said...

Perfect for the office

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