12 Days of Christmas Giveaways! DAY FOUR!


Hey everyone, Happy Holidays!!

As many of you know, eight years ago I forgot to move my Elf on the Shelf. Since then I've been so lucky to live the dream I've had since I was five years old. I've been able to spend most of my days pantless, drinking tea, and dropping f-bombs like commas. When I do put on pants and leave my house (either to go out and meet you fine folks or head to my mailbox) I am always the recipient of some of the best gifts.

This year I wanted to be the one to give YOU great gifts. I've put together 12 DAYS of GIVEAWAYS and today is Day Four!

Every day for the next 8 days, you will have a chance to enter to win a fabulous prize, so check back every day.


DAY FOUR: MOVE THE ELF!

Signed copy of Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Yuletide Yahoos, Ho-ho Humblebraggers, and Other Seasonal Scourges.

This time of year is hectic and requires a lot of organization. Keep everything handy in your Lists and Shit journal.

I don't do a lot of decorating for Christmas, but when I do, it needs to be easy. Elf dish towels are festive AF and they only take a second to hang.

Decorating should be easy and sarcastic. Like this sign that says Dear Santa, I was naughty and it was so worth it!

Cold days call for a lot of tea. I don't like refilling my mug, so I always try to find the biggest mugs available. When I bought this one, the check out lady said it would be perfect for soup. I was like, "Yeah, I'd never put 10 scoops of hot cocoa mix in here."

It's a tradition in my house to get band aids in your stocking. I try to make them fun and the Elf on the Shelf ones spoke to me.


My friend Julie Syers gave me a necklace a few years ago from Origami Owl. It's really cool because you can add different charms to personalize it. I wear mine a lot and get tons of compliments on it. This year Julie's giving one to you plus a gift card!! Thank you, Julie!


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Enter to win TODAY's prize and then go back and enter the ones you missed!

That's right! There's still a chance to enter all the ones you missed!! Giveaway closes on December 31st.

DAY ONE - Cubicle Sweet Cubicle

DAY TWO - Don't Make Me Add You to My List

DAY THREE - Coolest Mom Ever

DAY FOUR - Move the Elf!

DAY FIVE - If You Can Read This, Thank a Teacher

DAY SIX - So You Want to Be a Writer?

DAY SEVEN - Smells Like Teen Angst

DAY EIGHT - Take a Picture, It Will Last Longer

DAY NINE - The Future is Female

DAY TEN - Midlife Momma Drama

DAY ELEVEN - Nice Stack!

DAY TWELVE - Take Me With You!

2 comments:

MomK1991 said...

Love your Origami Owl necklace!!!

lewmew said...

These are great!! Thanks for offering this up!

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