I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone is HERE

I'm sure that you've noticed that I've been quiet for a while, that's because I've been working on a very important project!!


I am sooooooooooooooooooo excited to announce that I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone is available TODAY on Amazon, Nook, and iBooks!! (I can't stop yelling!!)

This is the third anthology and I swear they just keep getting better. I am so excited to bring back some of my veteran contributors and to introduce you to some MORE kick ass bloggers that you might not know.

This is another collection of stories about motherhood and it's here just in time for Mother's Day. This book will have something for everyone.

When I put these books together, I'm always looking for authentic voices with stories that touch me. I always say, "Make me laugh or make me cry" and these stories definitely live up to that mantra.

Check out some of these titles:

"Flames, Knives, and Fear: A Family Dinner" -- Dinner at a hibachi grill with three terrified children. What could possibly go wrong?  Check, please!
"For Whom the Cow Moos" -- You know it's going to be good when the opening line is "I wonder if my mother in law likes my tits." 
"Let's Piss Off Babies" -- Want to piss off a baby? Say Yes. Say No. Basically, babies are assholes.
"I Just Want to Go to the Gynecologist Alone" -- Yeah, she took her kid with her when she got her lady bits checked.
"A Good Parent Finds Their Child's Weakness and Then Exploits the Hell Out of It" -- Parenting 101: Want your child to behave? Find your child's soft spot and then squeeeeeeeeeze.
"Today and Tomorrow" -- You guys. This one. How about this snippet? "I never spent much time imagining their future before I found lump that turned out to be metastatic breast cancer, but these days, I think about it a lot."

Scroll quickly, don't click slowly, to you nearest online retailer today and order a copy for yourself or a friend. Then plop the kids in front of the television and lock yourself in the bathroom with this book and the Easter candy that you bought (you knew those Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs were never going to make it 'til the big day).

BUY THIS BOOK HERE!

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Grabbing the bunny ears kit kats and scarfing them down as I turn the pages of this little gem. Congrats Jen and all the awesome bloggers in this book!

Unknown said...

I love this book, and I am going to spoon with it in bed tonight. I might even french it.

Trashy Blog said...

Congratulations to you all and let us know when the next one is coming out because I WANT TO SUBMIT AND BE A PART OF ALL OF THIS AWESOMENESS!!!!

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