This F*cking Guy
This is not an abnormal occurrence. It happens every single day. Memes are stolen, repurposed, reused, etc. Many times when you reach out to the person and explain that it's stolen property, they will say something like, "Oh, man! Sorry. I didn't realize. I found it at XYZ and I thought it was funny, etc. and so I grabbed it. I'll take it down, no problem." This even happens to me. I've been contacted before that I've grabbed a meme that someone else removed the watermark from and as soon as I verify it is indeed the work of the person contacting me, I take it down or fix it.
No muss, no fuss.
But this fucking guy.
Paul Fucking Stewart.
A reader brought it to my attention that some dude named Paul Stewart shared this meme in a large group.
I contacted the man and gave him a chance. I explained that I owned the TM and the photo and could he please take it down.
This was his response:
In case you can't read it, I wrote:
"Hello Paul, My name is Jen Mann and I own the trademark on People I Want to Punch in the Throat and the graphic that you shared in the Impeach Donald Trump Now! Room on April 23rd. While I hate the guy and would love nothing more than to see him go, I hate the theft of intellectual property more. Please refrain from using my header or my trademarked name in your memes. Thanks very much. I would also appreciate it if you'd remove my header from your meme and delete the meme from the chat room. Thank you."
Friendly? Right? Nice? I didn't start out all throat-punchy, I was very cool about it all.
But then Paul came back a bit later with:
"Stop trolling me you vile cunt. Fuck you and your stupid trademark so fuck off"
Stop trolling me you vile cunt. Hahahahaha. You haven't even begun to see trolling, Paul, if you think THAT'S trolling.
Stop trolling me you vile cunt. Oh, Paul. I don't think so. I don't just fuck off quietly. You have called the wrong woman a cunt. I don't just cower when someone calls me a cunt. You're not the first man to call me a cunt and you certainly won't be the last. Instead I will shame you with everything I've got. I will post your photo and your response to me all over the internet. I will ask my 1 million followers to share the shit out of this and share it so much your mother will see it and she'll call you and ask you, "What the fuck is wrong with you, Paul??"
How strange that you're in a group that wants to impeach Trump and yet you have as little regard for women as he does? You're a disgusting excuse of a man. You're no better than the man you hate. We're supposed to be on the same side and this is how you treat me? How would you treat a woman who voted for Trump? I can't even imagine what you'd say to her!
You didn't even try to have a conversation with me. Instead you went straight for the c-word. Why is that, Paul? Did I strike a nerve? Were you in the wrong? Are you insecure around women who demand their rights? Are you afraid of a fight? Do you have a tiny dick?
I looked at your profile before you blocked me and it appears that you're a conceited, lonely man without many friends or shirts and I assume you live in your mother's basement. Maybe I should feel bad for you, but I don't.
Paul, I wish nothing but herpes and limp dicks on you for the rest of your life, you piece of shit.
SHARE this so far and wide that Paul's mom kicks him out of the basement or at least demands rent from this asshole.
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PS - I heard from the moderator of the Impeach DJT Room and Paul has been banned! Stand down. No need to troll them. They are on top of it.
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