People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Are You Perfectly Imperfect?

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Are You Perfectly Imperfect?

It's here! It's here! I'm so excited to share my newest anthology with you!!



There is so much pressure to be perfect, it’s NO WONDER we keep screwing it up. But instead of feeling bad about it, I laugh. I laugh because I know I’m not the only one who has become trapped in a dressing room while trying on Spanx, almost poisoned my family with a Pinterest recipe gone terribly wrong, or tried a new diet aid that resulted in me almost destroying the craft aisle in Walmart. 

Luckily I am not alone. I have managed to surround myself with people who suck at being perfect just as much as I do. Are we perfectly imperfect?????


My friends keep me laughing by sharing their failed attempts at perfection with me. And now, in honor of the fourth book in my New York Times best selling series I Just Want to Be Perfect (that released TODAY!!), they have happily agreed to let me share them with you, too.

Motherhood, WTF?

Sammiches & Psych Meds

Foxy Wine Pocket

You can see more of these on the I Just Want to Pee Alone Facebook Page, and I’d love to see yours there, too! 

Post a picture or story on my wall with the hashtag #IJWTBP that shows how your attempt at being perfect went hilariously wrong so we can laugh at and embrace our perfect imperfections together. Tag your friends to share theirs, too!

Don't worry, I'll go first! So, as you know, I've been testing out new make up tips. I've been trying anything to help me look younger. I read about how "dewy" skin can make you look younger, less tired, 10 pounds lighter, and 5 inches taller, etc., etc. So I thought, "Why not? How hard can it be??"

Lemme tell ya. It can be hard.


Don’t have a copy of my newest book, I Just Want to Be Perfect yet? Grab a copy today!

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