Well, just when I thought only potty parties and Marie Antoinette-themed first birthday parties were some of the worst party ideas I'd ever heard of, I read about Dominic Deville, The Evil Birthday Clown.
Holy shit! This is a clown that you pay to stalk and terrify your child. As if clowns weren't scary enough for most people! This guy will send threatening letters and text messages to your kid warning him that he's being watched and the scary clown is coming for him! When your child least expects it, the scary looking clown will jump out of some dark alley and pie your kid in the face.
Happy Birthday, Champ!
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