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Potty Parties
No, no, no, no, no!! You can have a birthday party, a graduation party (even from preschool and Kindergarten if you must), a Halloween party, a baptism party, a Christmas party, a Hanukkah party, a Valentine's Day party, a Bar Mitzvah or Bat Mitzvah, a first communion party, even a tea party, but I must draw the line at a potty party.
Thank God my kids are no longer in diapers and I've left that stinky road long ago so I doubt I'll ever be invited to one, but if I am, I will REFUSE to go to such an asinine event.
This is absolute madness. No one should ever eat a cupcake with adorable icing underwear on it (I hope it didn't have a fudgy center). Or eat candy out of a toilet mug. I will never be able look at a Tootsie Roll again without thinking of it as a reward for going "Number 2" wink, wink (barf).
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