tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post906286907477640195..comments2023-10-14T09:44:21.840-05:00Comments on People I Want to Punch in the Throat: What Is That and Where Do You Want to Stick It?Jen Piwtpitthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09576108150881254072noreply@blogger.comBlogger104125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-78536149825978296562020-09-11T19:15:26.222-05:002020-09-11T19:15:26.222-05:00What was that for? If I may ask.
That sounds awful...What was that for? If I may ask.<br />That sounds awful especial for a virginSharenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07568223663766119651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-50635953779862804632018-09-18T11:57:31.801-05:002018-09-18T11:57:31.801-05:00Had one dobe recently and I swear I don't ever...Had one dobe recently and I swear I don't ever want another one. It felt so degrading. And i could have sworn that it was heated!! Yikes!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06291699649302567598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-70417069663605940452017-04-09T11:15:40.795-05:002017-04-09T11:15:40.795-05:00Ah yes. Part of my job requires knowing whether pa...Ah yes. Part of my job requires knowing whether patients have actually consented for this procedure. In the UK, it is possible to withhold consent for it - and some women do. I don't blame them, but it still looks thinner than the average dildo or human equivalent.RainbowChazer's Reviewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11636845414096680371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-55030704559183832522015-11-06T02:05:30.006-06:002015-11-06T02:05:30.006-06:00What's even worse is when the state mandates t...What's even worse is when the state mandates this for no good reason. Guess we should be thankful the politicians aren't actually in the room when they're inserting it. Stephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06660714037952481050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-55720138218151359172014-10-14T11:13:11.559-05:002014-10-14T11:13:11.559-05:00The test itself never bothered me. I've had se...The test itself never bothered me. I've had several. Once when 8 months pregnant and they wanted me to put my new "boyfriend" inside of myself..HELLO I can barely reach down to wipe myself at that point, how do you want me to put that thing inside of me. The women did it for me (she was nice about it, knowing how preggers I was at that point). <br />What was most concerning was the condom that did not fit my new "boyfriend". Talk about a pencil penis!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13374120041143364996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-22139454595865261982014-10-14T10:25:26.798-05:002014-10-14T10:25:26.798-05:00He's a medical professional. Trust me he's...He's a medical professional. Trust me he's not getting his rocks off doing an internal ultrasound on you. You are just one of a dozen women he's seen that day. And who's to say a woman wouldn't be just as aroused doing it to another woman? Lesbian much?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-63741490313211360102014-08-10T13:02:50.422-05:002014-08-10T13:02:50.422-05:00Am I one of the few that thinks the Trans Vag prob...Am I one of the few that thinks the Trans Vag probe is no big deal? I have had one several times, and compared to an HSG, it is nothin'! Amiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04502620153917091766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-51609699929042796252014-08-09T04:55:12.892-05:002014-08-09T04:55:12.892-05:00I want to share my true life story and how i got h...I want to share my true life story and how i got help to save my life and my marriage firstly i want to thank a great man called Dr. ogbefun. i was married for the past 8years looking for a baby badly and i have spend alot of money for medical description all to no avail until the 9years after loosing hope already and my husband has already made up his mind to marry another woman and it was like big slap on my face till one faithful day i was on the internet checking on what to do to get pregnant and i saw a testimony share by Marina Belyaskaya in Brooklyn NY, USA on how she got help to have a baby of her own today and she now live a happy life with her husband and she also pregnant again and i quickly contacted the email and number wrote which is miracletemple11@gmail.com and +2347060552255 now am pregnant after doing what this man ask me to do and the instruction he gave to me, am now 7months pregnant after 8years of marriage am so so happy and if you are out there having this similar problem quickly contact him now for your help<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-67774594613089115962014-08-07T15:49:42.941-05:002014-08-07T15:49:42.941-05:00Ahhh, the dildo-cam, one of the myriad unpleasant ...Ahhh, the dildo-cam, one of the myriad unpleasant indignities of infertility treatment. After 3 medicated cycles, 3 IUIs, & 5 IVFs, resulting in innumerable encounters with said dildo-cam, I once joked with my husband that, in order to please me sexually, he was going to have to try a LOT harder! Lol! gaylechoohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09112750283343757642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-35280111752273615472013-01-19T19:52:14.368-06:002013-01-19T19:52:14.368-06:00When I mentioned this unfamiliar procedure to anot...When I mentioned this unfamiliar procedure to another nurse pal, she said, "Oh, you mean Mr. Ed!" I got used to having these fairly frequently to check the sizes of ovarian follicles so they could tell me when to do the shot to release the eggs... what a drag... then as soon as I was a week late and finally got a positive home pregnancy test (without chemical intervention, thankyouverymuch), my fertility doc did one more to confirm my one viable embryo (yay!) After the really uncomfortable Hysterosalpingogram and 45-minute excruciating endometrial biopsy (my wonderful fertility specialist stopped and arranged to do my second one under general anesthesia as soon as I flinched; God bless her), Mr. Ed was the least of my worries.mugschatzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13125487571012669744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-66537869765632972952013-01-10T09:53:10.661-06:002013-01-10T09:53:10.661-06:00I also was shocked upon a visit to the ER while pr...I also was shocked upon a visit to the ER while pregnant to be told "we will use the wand" for this procedure. It was QUITE shocking to see the tech holding what may as well have been a pole vault rod....woah!! My eyes must have done the talking for my muted mouth. She piped up with "oh, hunny, its ok. We only insert the tip. LIAR! I think she was trying to check my lungs! And i was not asked to insert the probe either. I think im glad i wasnt.....dawsonfarms921https://www.blogger.com/profile/07425108692681637994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-7053802382178324252013-01-09T09:28:51.263-06:002013-01-09T09:28:51.263-06:00I had to read this post one more time as I am head...I had to read this post one more time as I am headed to my date with Don Wand as well. And then had the thought that maybe, just maybe, I should relax and enjoy it since its the most action I get every 3-6 months since possibly 2006:) Thanks for the laughs!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-13980216816853610022012-11-18T19:53:07.605-06:002012-11-18T19:53:07.605-06:00Thanks girls, for all of your hilarious comments. ...Thanks girls, for all of your hilarious comments. I needed a laugh about this procedure that I have endured a few times now. The most recent made me a little irritated at the tech. She was standing next to me, flipped up the paper drape with one hand and I thought to myself, what's the point if you are going to practically take it off? She was holding the wand in the other hand, dripping with goo, switched hands while she was manoeuvering between my knees and got goo all over me. It was the sloppiest one I've ever experienced.<br />Anyway... Thanks for the laughs!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-90123734545271504092012-10-24T10:05:36.790-05:002012-10-24T10:05:36.790-05:00My husband was with me at an appointment to check ...My husband was with me at an appointment to check a pregnancy and made so many jokes about The Wand that the doctor made him leave the room. He was making me laugh so much that my uterus and ovaries were "jumping around" and the doctor couldn't get a clear picture!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-27127994168793441262012-10-23T10:08:21.298-05:002012-10-23T10:08:21.298-05:00At least with my normal OB in Mexico this is part ...At least with my normal OB in Mexico this is part of a routine exam, so I have had a few of these, but it is always weird no matter how many times you have done it.<br />I do have a woman doctor but sometimes I think is even weirder this way.<br />SanHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315069562076665703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-636956507866855102012-10-23T06:46:50.022-05:002012-10-23T06:46:50.022-05:00I have had quite a few of these as well and I much...I have had quite a few of these as well and I much prefer it to a full bladder and a transabdominal US. I have had both, insert yourself, and inserted for me options. And as for size, much better than a speculum. I apparently have a rather small hoohoo, and my Dr has to go hunting for a small speculum every time I have a Pap test. Maybe there are a lot of really bad sonographers out there? Rosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09200696033607527032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-66850977620615696912012-10-22T22:07:53.342-05:002012-10-22T22:07:53.342-05:00I had one done years ago to check for a cyst. The ...I had one done years ago to check for a cyst. The doctor rather than the tech did the exam and put the wand condom on inside out..which of course caused major problems rolling it down. Don't they teach condoms in med school? Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-33074222123681158102012-10-22T17:34:52.579-05:002012-10-22T17:34:52.579-05:00Had so many of these while battling infertility. ...Had so many of these while battling infertility. I saw many nurses in the clinic for counseling on when to take the meds, etc. but it was always the same one doing the trans vag. I guess she lost some kind of bet? NEVER got used to it. Always felt violated and humilated and didn't even get a baby at the end of it all. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-90055415280278587532012-10-22T14:23:09.104-05:002012-10-22T14:23:09.104-05:00Had to have this done and after thirty minutes of ...Had to have this done and after thirty minutes of horrible discomfort and the tech hmmming and clicking he asked "how do you feel?" Seriously?! So I decided to be honest and replied, "violated, you owe me a dinner".<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-28408975889860515402012-10-22T11:34:18.534-05:002012-10-22T11:34:18.534-05:00I had one of these with my first child to confirm ...I had one of these with my first child to confirm the pregnancy and I thought it was WAY more comfortable than the "OMFG I HAVE TO PEE NOW" full bladder type of ultrasound. The tech I had was very gentle and considerate of my lady bits so it was really no big deal. If I were given the option of choosing one or the other for a diagnostic procedure, I'd definitely choose the transvaginal over the "full bladder" option.Amyhttp://www.facebook.com/amy.h.fanning?ref=tn_tnmnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-36704876426681502302012-10-22T10:59:06.253-05:002012-10-22T10:59:06.253-05:00i normally only get the transvaginal ultrasound (l...i normally only get the transvaginal ultrasound (lucky me. not!). i cant even tell you the last time i had a normal ultrasound. it was probably when my daughter was 8 months in me waiting to pop out, my intial transvaginal, i was all use to the girl doing it herself. then i got a new tech. and they all told me to start shoving it in myself. most awkward postition ever! your laying down, may have a preggo gut or post preggo gut and trying to bend in a sit up position to shove a yard stick sized object up there is not an easy task. i've had soo many i'm use to it. (6 pregnancy losses - at least 10 ultrasounds each pregnancy.). Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-19386638287344752462012-10-22T07:13:21.191-05:002012-10-22T07:13:21.191-05:00I had to do one of those my first pregnancy but i ...I had to do one of those my first pregnancy but i was never told to do it myself.. WOWBNMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14865816022677082186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-30603409328767563662012-10-21T16:43:22.149-05:002012-10-21T16:43:22.149-05:00LMAO!LMAO!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-78214327365347935702012-10-21T08:35:53.064-05:002012-10-21T08:35:53.064-05:00I had one of these done about 7 1/2 years ago. It...I had one of these done about 7 1/2 years ago. It was the first time I had heard or seen one. I had it done to check for ovarian cysts (I think). I just remember laughing hysterically when the ultrasound tech could see what she wanted with the regular ultrasound and told me "We have to go internal". I think she thought I was on something. She did not find it amusing.SASsynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-68764528908085861852012-10-20T21:51:59.755-05:002012-10-20T21:51:59.755-05:00I had one of those to confirm my pregnancy.. The t...I had one of those to confirm my pregnancy.. The tech said, "you're not far enough along for the regular ultrasound. I'm going to have to use the probe." My reply: "ma'am, I've already been probed. That's how I ended up in this predicament."Nathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04142633015127113671noreply@blogger.com