tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post7590857782392477528..comments2023-10-14T09:44:21.840-05:00Comments on People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Mini Punch TuesdayJen Piwtpitthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09576108150881254072noreply@blogger.comBlogger71125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-75708452165190850452012-07-09T20:20:04.873-05:002012-07-09T20:20:04.873-05:00stupider?stupider?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-78350656812632141722012-05-25T22:26:41.525-05:002012-05-25T22:26:41.525-05:00OK, I admit that I had to Google Bump-its. Didn&#...OK, I admit that I had to Google Bump-its. Didn't we wear those in the 80s along with super feathered/hairsprayed/blowdried bangs? Was she driving a Delorean? Ohmigawd! Fer sher!Erikanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-18008679590202556472012-05-25T18:37:34.171-05:002012-05-25T18:37:34.171-05:00Okay, I'm pretty sure I have crossed paths wit...Okay, I'm pretty sure I have crossed paths with the bitch in the silver Lexus. I work on The Plaza in KC and I swear I almost got hit by her the other day. She knew her lane was an exit lane but she waited until the VERY last second to merge into my lane. Which I happened to be in... in the very spot she merged into. And then had the nerve to flip me off! I try to let things roll off my back but had I been driving my older car (which just died on me), I would have stayed right in her way and let he hit me. I hope she sees your post and my comment too!LazyDaisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17549856030061277735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-18405982486792122242012-05-24T21:35:20.274-05:002012-05-24T21:35:20.274-05:00A Bump-it... for her BANGS???? maybe she was in s...A Bump-it... for her BANGS???? maybe she was in such a hurry because she didn't want anyone to see her ridiculous self!!! LOLKimhttp://www.kimberliah.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-41118247074314626172012-05-24T20:45:46.543-05:002012-05-24T20:45:46.543-05:00The broads who had kids 3 and up for Desmond need ...The broads who had kids 3 and up for Desmond need punches too. Come on. He was probably a deadbeat by then. What were they thinking? Magic Stick my butt.<br /><br />Single LadyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-29643073677323691422012-05-24T20:42:53.126-05:002012-05-24T20:42:53.126-05:00Bitch please. She's attractive but not distra...Bitch please. She's attractive but not distracting. I hope she's not another Samantha Brick (or whoever that other "I'm sexy and I know it" but not really chick was).<br /><br />But really, if the outfit she had on in the article was representative of what she wore in the office they were wrong. It was nicely conservative and fit her nicely. Tshirt and jeggings sound a little suspect to me though.<br /><br />I vote for a mini punch until we get more information.<br /><br />Single LadyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-54799042468410635442012-05-23T18:26:47.927-05:002012-05-23T18:26:47.927-05:00I agree, He's only 33, so when you start doing...I agree, He's only 33, so when you start doing the math on babies per woman, and babies per year, it really begins to blow your mind. Some people are so dumb, I am at a loss for words. Fortunately for me, PIWTPIT is not :)Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15322076542766651446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-20404745323737294392012-05-23T14:11:48.039-05:002012-05-23T14:11:48.039-05:00#1: That guy is just...there's no reason...I c...#1: That guy is just...there's no reason...I can't even...ugh.<br /><br />#2: I hate people like that. It's like the road belongs to them, and everyone else had better get out of their way. Unfortunately, it seems this is the way all Utah drivers are born and raised.<br /><br />#3: Haha, my son's name is Mason. Although he's 5 1/2, and I picked the name before any Kardashian grandkid was ever in the works...at least I think so--I don't "keep up" with the Kardashians any more than I have to, so I really wouldn't know. Lol.<br /><br />#4: Wow. I'm in tears. That is NOT RIGHT! Even if he hadn't closed the door, why would you teach your child that a washing machine is a safe place to play?<br /><br />#5: Haha, too funny. If you can't take it, don't dish it out!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07706877841667590803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-64651586762434326012012-05-23T11:30:30.458-05:002012-05-23T11:30:30.458-05:00Yes! I thought we were the only parents who don...Yes! I thought we were the only parents who don't do Santa! We catch so much shit for that. "You're robbing him of his childhood!" Bullshit, he still gets presents, he just appreciates them more because he knows his father worked hard to earn the money to buy them.Jenn @ Something Clever 2.0https://www.blogger.com/profile/01286074881865297507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-36907239361108155442012-05-23T11:20:42.495-05:002012-05-23T11:20:42.495-05:00Thanks Jenn. Wow! Why was he was so upset about th...Thanks Jenn. Wow! Why was he was so upset about this? I think he is totally wrong in his opinion. You should answer kids questions at age appropriate levels. And you answer the questions they ask without going beyond that. This gives them the info that they need when they are ready. They learn that they can come to you with the hard questions and you will answer them truthfully and honestly. My mom told me at age 5 when I asked. I was totally grossed out. Funny enough I got over being grossed out by adulthood with no need of therapy. I glad I didn't have a standoffish mother who got all nervous and wouldn't tell me. THAT might have required therapy. I know I would not have been as close to her as I was and trusted her as a teenager. <br />Oh, and my folks never told me that santa was real. And I haven't with my daughter either. We all have honest relationships.jmfelicityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08726310501394430188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-73160811286598499252012-05-23T07:15:30.548-05:002012-05-23T07:15:30.548-05:00PLEASE find time to punch this chick: http://www.h...PLEASE find time to punch this chick: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/22/lauren-odes-native-intimates-fired_n_1535498.html?ref=tw<br /><br />I would but I'm too busy complaining I'm too busy when I'm really only busy doing stupid stuff. ;)<br /><br />Keri K.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-83195631913562689922012-05-23T06:59:34.698-05:002012-05-23T06:59:34.698-05:00I don't say this often enough, but you are FAB...I don't say this often enough, but you are FABULOUS! You inspire me to be bitchier and to be proud of it!Jill's Frillshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15319116845247010462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-42502575531499597672012-05-23T03:08:01.638-05:002012-05-23T03:08:01.638-05:00I can not and will not watch the washing machine t...I can not and will not watch the washing machine thing....visions like that plague my dreams. Douche bags! <br />Love it Jenn!<br />DevanTNMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16811407816593020440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-32884401210197067492012-05-23T01:44:44.566-05:002012-05-23T01:44:44.566-05:00I definitely thought the new Miller Lite "pun...I definitely thought the new Miller Lite "punch top can" would have made this list. Though trying to give college kids a "smoother faster pour" and "less glugging" cannot compare to a kid in a washing machine, or the man with machine-gun spunk.Fata Morganahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05018973577503296598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-62773293005822654042012-05-22T23:50:46.725-05:002012-05-22T23:50:46.725-05:00What about if you want him to join a weird old man...What about if you want him to join a weird old man club?Jenn @ Something Clever 2.0https://www.blogger.com/profile/01286074881865297507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-47092907430715933192012-05-22T23:40:48.973-05:002012-05-22T23:40:48.973-05:00jmfelicity, Jim the Douchey Dad is here: http://bl...jmfelicity, Jim the Douchey Dad is here: http://blogs.babble.com/kid-scoop/2012/05/07/a-boy-and-his-balls/Jenn @ Something Clever 2.0https://www.blogger.com/profile/01286074881865297507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-46752558537971428642012-05-22T23:38:49.130-05:002012-05-22T23:38:49.130-05:00Just curious- when you typed "twat," how...Just curious- when you typed "twat," how did you pronounce it in your head; the British way, or the American way?Jenn @ Something Clever 2.0https://www.blogger.com/profile/01286074881865297507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-35761757328111762692012-05-22T23:22:04.877-05:002012-05-22T23:22:04.877-05:00Which post has "Jim" arguing with other ...Which post has "Jim" arguing with other posters? I really really want to read that...jmfelicityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08726310501394430188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-4120552040268808782012-05-22T22:33:02.099-05:002012-05-22T22:33:02.099-05:00You have to go through 9 kinds of qualification to...You have to go through 9 kinds of qualification to get a dog or cat from a rescue organization, but anyone with a working reproductive system (and a few who need substantial medical intervention) can have a child. Or 14.Susan Thatcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03219700254200782604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-79550737505718727132012-05-22T22:09:27.515-05:002012-05-22T22:09:27.515-05:00This made me laugh all over again.This made me laugh all over again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-79847120164273448752012-05-22T21:58:08.281-05:002012-05-22T21:58:08.281-05:00Why do I think it's so funny when a woman call...Why do I think it's so funny when a woman calls another woman a twat?!! I peed just a little reading that.....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-25567708772877515672012-05-22T21:56:57.870-05:002012-05-22T21:56:57.870-05:00When I had my first son, we got to put his footpri...When I had my first son, we got to put his footprints and name on the wall. One baby already on the wall wa name Brody Bryk Mason, and yes, his dad was a brick mason.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-79571193987158434992012-05-22T21:06:54.718-05:002012-05-22T21:06:54.718-05:00My 6-yr-old nephew is named Mason and people say &...My 6-yr-old nephew is named Mason and people say "Ooh, like the Kardashians". No, he's about 4 yrs older!<br /><br />We get the same shit about our dog, Bella. She's 9, we didn't name her after Twilight. That shit wasn't even around then!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-20052186635166459512012-05-22T21:01:28.784-05:002012-05-22T21:01:28.784-05:00I fucking LOVE this blog!I fucking LOVE this blog!Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15355873173095409732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-43073703778284045902012-05-22T20:53:26.778-05:002012-05-22T20:53:26.778-05:00Sounds like his child support costs less than the ...Sounds like his child support costs less than the c-bags would have cost.andrianoreply@blogger.com