tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post533918251704520402..comments2023-10-14T09:44:21.840-05:00Comments on People I Want to Punch in the Throat: The VerrucktJen Piwtpitthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09576108150881254072noreply@blogger.comBlogger52125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-20234494115230411832014-07-13T21:43:31.917-05:002014-07-13T21:43:31.917-05:00so, you are postive about this?? lolso, you are postive about this?? lolmamasue67https://www.blogger.com/profile/03911746756725835988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-83118277127901405032014-07-13T21:41:54.375-05:002014-07-13T21:41:54.375-05:00uhmmm no wedgies..it's a 3 man raft.uhmmm no wedgies..it's a 3 man raft. mamasue67https://www.blogger.com/profile/03911746756725835988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-40599964711747579112014-07-11T18:47:34.701-05:002014-07-11T18:47:34.701-05:00Age requirement is 14 or olderAge requirement is 14 or olderAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03796862038703051684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-2460733137354427282014-07-11T15:53:44.541-05:002014-07-11T15:53:44.541-05:00My husband and I are taking the day off in a coupl...My husband and I are taking the day off in a couple weeks since we got free Schlitterbahn passes (we're in KS too!). However, we are sane and will not be riding this thing. We will enjoy watching other people plummet to the earth, though.Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01671366600884071892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-10036508141166099912014-07-11T13:18:04.766-05:002014-07-11T13:18:04.766-05:00Here I am in Texas, home of the original Schlitter...Here I am in Texas, home of the original Schlitterbahn, and not even our dumb asses want that ride o' death. Verrückt: Rhymes with FOOKED.RachRiothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16555149721317451097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-44936601282405293992014-07-11T13:02:57.571-05:002014-07-11T13:02:57.571-05:00At least 5'4", well shoot. I was going to...At least 5'4", well shoot. I was going to go, but then I realized I'm too short!! Now I have a real excuse why I can't ride besides "I'm a chicken."Jen Piwtpitthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09576108150881254072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-76915851635726196552014-07-11T13:01:56.948-05:002014-07-11T13:01:56.948-05:00That place was a Death Zone!That place was a Death Zone!Jen Piwtpitthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09576108150881254072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-36521409227141145822014-07-11T12:57:00.427-05:002014-07-11T12:57:00.427-05:00No age requirement, just height and weight. At lea...No age requirement, just height and weight. At least 5'4" and 100 lbs. (and no one over 300 lbs.)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05807941688806265344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-70244944628577347452014-07-11T12:53:59.991-05:002014-07-11T12:53:59.991-05:00Okay, I'll be THAT person... I'll take the...Okay, I'll be THAT person... I'll take the punches. I saw the completed project on the news last night. The first few test runs did not have people in it. You sit in a raft. You are strapped into the raft. They have also put a "cage" (net-like) on top of the slide. They claim this feature was always a part of the plan... My personal opinion is they were trying to figure out how not to use one, but I have no proof. They had to keep post-poning the grand opening due to all the tests they had to run - because of "new technology." It's open and the YouTube videos of people riding this ride are great.<br />I think, after all the safety precautions they've taken, I would definitely ride this!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05807941688806265344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-70476558869346230922014-07-11T12:52:11.186-05:002014-07-11T12:52:11.186-05:00Your kids can't go on it yet.... minimum age f...Your kids can't go on it yet.... minimum age for a rider is 14. Which is how many drinks I'd have to have before I could even consider riding it myself.....Pamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12924397830800698034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-53443125902248795392014-07-11T12:33:37.234-05:002014-07-11T12:33:37.234-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05807941688806265344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-36192296417691746682014-07-11T12:21:26.773-05:002014-07-11T12:21:26.773-05:00Dear....God....NODear....God....NOAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17577465062354805176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-38315768972151091622014-07-11T12:20:54.553-05:002014-07-11T12:20:54.553-05:00FYI - Action Park is back!FYI - Action Park is back!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17577465062354805176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-37638950747381918782014-06-03T03:36:50.310-05:002014-06-03T03:36:50.310-05:00Oh my gawd. I so totally thought you were about to...Oh my gawd. I so totally thought you were about to hype thus shit uo, and im thinking IS SHE ON CRACK?? <br /><br />Seriously tho- that slide looks like you wouldn't even slide. Just fall. Not touching the SLIDE while FALLING. <br /><br />My tummy hurts :(Amanda Dearesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00422761075100911120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-56962261867695002412014-05-28T20:50:51.980-05:002014-05-28T20:50:51.980-05:00My palms are sweaty and I feel like I might hurl. ...My palms are sweaty and I feel like I might hurl. Thanks!http://lisarpetty.com/https://www.blogger.com/profile/12449138553734322201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-90341765261889620082014-05-28T10:50:00.329-05:002014-05-28T10:50:00.329-05:00Didn't you grow up in NNJ? Two words: Action ...Didn't you grow up in NNJ? Two words: Action Park. Some people will never learn.Allisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17939660183351455769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-33325732750497487112014-05-27T18:20:18.576-05:002014-05-27T18:20:18.576-05:00No. Just no. And I love thrill rides. No. Just no. And I love thrill rides. Erin Janda Rawlingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05229345691660629985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-42658394109960603022014-05-27T08:55:15.203-05:002014-05-27T08:55:15.203-05:00My thoughts exactly.My thoughts exactly.Jennahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08096166838224852282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-33289209706545138212014-05-25T20:10:28.010-05:002014-05-25T20:10:28.010-05:00There isn't enough Xanax in the WORLD.There isn't enough Xanax in the WORLD.BadParentingMomentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00029703381098618823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-43762326001582660522014-05-25T15:19:09.516-05:002014-05-25T15:19:09.516-05:00I'm uncomfortable just looking at that picture...I'm uncomfortable just looking at that picture. HELL nope.Jenn @ Something Clever 2.0https://www.blogger.com/profile/01286074881865297507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-22767116649394104702014-05-24T21:37:39.233-05:002014-05-24T21:37:39.233-05:00I just read an article that came out today and sai...I just read an article that came out today and said it is just a rumor and they haven't even had people test it. The people that designed the slide ARE physicists/engineers and I'm sure they'd do some basic calculations to make sure a raft is going to safely ride the slide before investing millions in building it.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12831522479393464545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-92205108979331773052014-05-24T14:16:40.447-05:002014-05-24T14:16:40.447-05:00Hell no, is right! I once went down a normal size ...Hell no, is right! I once went down a normal size water slide and there wasn't enough water so I got scraped and cut to hell. It was a painful 30 seconds and scary too because I was being hurt all the way down. I can't even imagine if something went wrong on this because it is so long.<br />Ann E. Bryanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12008262278898093805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-25396126470055752572014-05-23T21:35:16.133-05:002014-05-23T21:35:16.133-05:00Am I the only one less concerned with the slide th...Am I the only one less concerned with the slide than the name of the park and all of the immature names that comes with Schlitterbahn? <br /><br />"Schlitterbahn? More like Shitter-bahn!" "Don't you know what they do in those pools?" "It's German for'swimming in fecal matter'!"<br /><br />Signed- clearly not a native Kansasian. fancy spatulahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14764421247023701669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-11932735118633015052014-05-23T21:32:20.300-05:002014-05-23T21:32:20.300-05:00Oh heck no!! After having 3 kids riding a normal s...Oh heck no!! After having 3 kids riding a normal slide is like having my internals scrubbed...I don't think I'd want them power washed...Eeep!Mrs. Phttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15314195798617264486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-13572268763559611872014-05-23T20:32:23.022-05:002014-05-23T20:32:23.022-05:00Oh, HELL to the NO. Of course, even if I lost my ...Oh, HELL to the NO. Of course, even if I lost my mind and decided to try it, I'd die climbing the stairs. I almost keeled over going up Vernal Falls in Yosemite last week. Yeah, I'd be a goner.<br /><br />What I want to know is HOW, in today's age of digital models and all, did they NOT ANTICIPATE people going airborne at the end?????Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05813175607193063406noreply@blogger.com