tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post4735674240673280641..comments2023-10-14T09:44:21.840-05:00Comments on People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Help! My Kids are Turning into Cheap Bastards!Jen Piwtpitthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09576108150881254072noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-13709977867238628862016-06-20T18:25:37.792-05:002016-06-20T18:25:37.792-05:00LOL One of the side ads on this page is for Amazon...LOL One of the side ads on this page is for Amazon, showing me the prices for toilet paper. Now you know that Amazon has the "buy new" feature and right under, it will say "buy used". I was so scared they were going to say "buy used" under the "buy new" option for the toilet paper, ROFL Thankfully though it just said "best price" hahahaha <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Jan Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00762174765186145834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-316469121118814872015-06-16T14:51:36.703-05:002015-06-16T14:51:36.703-05:00Toilet paper is the one thing I will never cheap o...Toilet paper is the one thing I will never cheap out on. I already sandpaper my lady bits on a daily basis with the abrasive 1-ply tissue/tree bark they supply in the office bathroom; I refuse to go home to more of the same.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-44265384416336350622015-06-16T10:34:02.398-05:002015-06-16T10:34:02.398-05:00My wife came home with store brand TP last week. M...My wife came home with store brand TP last week. My lawyer says I can get off with justifiable homicide!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11915609899095638787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-5287513464337551422014-06-12T20:25:03.991-05:002014-06-12T20:25:03.991-05:00OMG! This one is hysterical! I am the one who WISH...OMG! This one is hysterical! I am the one who WISHES she could downgrade the TP, but "hubs" and his precious "A$$" will not allow anything other than THE MOST expensive type of Charmin made! I even offered to put "cheap" TP in the other bathrooms, not the Master... "but what if I have an emergency?" Oh good God! Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12625159027366559545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-18957930831716137402014-06-12T13:23:33.535-05:002014-06-12T13:23:33.535-05:00Hahaha!! Someone give some toilet paper! I just p...Hahaha!! Someone give some toilet paper! I just peed myself from laughterNinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03394168920345768259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-82106276659228760412014-06-12T12:25:53.864-05:002014-06-12T12:25:53.864-05:00"cloud sneezed on my @$$" quite possibly..."cloud sneezed on my @$$" quite possibly the funniest thing I have read on the internet this week. (Sorry, Jen!)Allisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17939660183351455769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-10416032964285978682014-06-12T08:04:46.498-05:002014-06-12T08:04:46.498-05:006 small jars isn't that bad when donating you ...6 small jars isn't that bad when donating you can give 6 small jars to more people then 1 giant one thats only for one person or one big familyAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04729873231907746648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-41945481754165420992014-06-12T08:01:06.579-05:002014-06-12T08:01:06.579-05:006 small jars isn't that bad when donating you ...6 small jars isn't that bad when donating you can give 6 small jars to more people then 1 giant one thats only for one person or one big familyAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04729873231907746648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-69323942009107617762014-06-11T20:00:30.909-05:002014-06-11T20:00:30.909-05:00I read the same article. Tried to, went right ba...I read the same article. Tried to, went right back to Charmin. The damn white cloud was like a cloud sneezed on my @$$. White cloud dust everywhere. It was horrible. angelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10743971804461970621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-11299210154824094762014-06-11T19:59:37.783-05:002014-06-11T19:59:37.783-05:00I read the same article. Tried to, went right ba...I read the same article. Tried to, went right back to Charmin. The damn white cloud was like a cloud sneezed on my @$$. White cloud dust everywhere. It was horrible. angelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10743971804461970621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-84275560086518809442014-06-11T19:16:26.553-05:002014-06-11T19:16:26.553-05:00This made me laugh so hard! My husband could never...This made me laugh so hard! My husband could never get away with that either! I also buy my tp at Sam's Club because we have 4 girls in the house and well that can get expensive. Sarah Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18274746167445924384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-7360099521094298042014-06-11T17:55:15.111-05:002014-06-11T17:55:15.111-05:00We dont buy expensive toilet paper but we also use...We dont buy expensive toilet paper but we also use baby wipes to wipe with...I've learned you can clean up with 1 wipe then I usually dry up with a small amount of cheap TP! Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16871356497039722243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-13039093120873333492014-06-11T17:49:29.784-05:002014-06-11T17:49:29.784-05:00I am dying laughing while reading this. My boyfrie...I am dying laughing while reading this. My boyfriend is very cheap also, I think down the line he and your Hubs are related. When I first moved in he used to get 1 ply Angel soft. I explained that when I wipe I end up fingering myself more than he does. We came to the agreement I will shell out the money for the tp. I have no problem with that as long as I have tp that works:)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12934868057355027096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-19831950963676770422014-06-11T17:45:22.261-05:002014-06-11T17:45:22.261-05:00Oh my goodness. That is so funny and I am laughing...Oh my goodness. That is so funny and I am laughing. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16146691708941559241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-80187225003981136942014-06-11T17:05:59.295-05:002014-06-11T17:05:59.295-05:00My Current Legal Spouse is a cheap bastard, too, b...My Current Legal Spouse is a cheap bastard, too, but the only thing he loves more than sitting on his wallet is sitting on the toilet. His special starfish is sensitive, so in this area (the starfish area) he spares no expense. We are total team Charmin Ultra Soft. RachRiothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16555149721317451097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-52126542350620898202014-06-11T15:57:04.498-05:002014-06-11T15:57:04.498-05:00Consumer Reports actually tested T.P. last year an...Consumer Reports actually tested T.P. last year and recommended White Cloud. <br /><br />http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/news/2013/06/attention-walmart-shoppers-white-cloud-toilet-paper-is-tops/index.htm?loginMethod=autoAllisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17939660183351455769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-10948665075159887052014-06-11T15:41:33.311-05:002014-06-11T15:41:33.311-05:00Laughing hard. Seems like your family should get ...Laughing hard. Seems like your family should get some sort of humanitarian award for that kind of donation. Maybe hubs would consider a box of broken crayons next year?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-61303496733195897332014-06-11T14:43:19.509-05:002014-06-11T14:43:19.509-05:00I knew The Hubs was cheap but this is a new low. ...I knew The Hubs was cheap but this is a new low. Although Jeff is weird about donation stuff too. We buy the jumbo size peanut butter at Costco and when they do the peanut butter drive at school every year for Harvesters he won't let me donate the ones we already have. He goes through the ads and buys the normal size jars to donate. I swear when you add up the ozs it is the same but he would rather donate 6 small jars than one big one. I am not really sure why!KCmomof2https://www.blogger.com/profile/13493999304264587368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-67469979253233650452014-06-11T14:28:52.008-05:002014-06-11T14:28:52.008-05:00Jeeeez, I'm CRYING with laughter. I have to ad...Jeeeez, I'm CRYING with laughter. I have to admit though, I HAVE wiped myself with an empty roll before. But only because some asshat in my family (MY HUSBAND) didn't bother to put on a fresh one.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11206199274363357396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-63232606113663794342014-06-11T14:15:45.501-05:002014-06-11T14:15:45.501-05:00This immediately brought me back to my childhood. ...This immediately brought me back to my childhood. My grandmother used to complain all the time about how much toilet paper we used when we slept over her house. "THREE SQUARES is all you need!" is what she would say. Seriously, nana? In her defense, she grew up during the depression. Your hubs... not so much.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-56527907216881962232014-06-11T12:59:57.141-05:002014-06-11T12:59:57.141-05:00Laughing out loud, of course!Laughing out loud, of course!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00529570979442589129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-25017686075716078262014-06-11T11:11:25.899-05:002014-06-11T11:11:25.899-05:00Tell Hubs when he has to wipe every time he pees t...Tell Hubs when he has to wipe every time he pees then he can bitch!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03950173392704540419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-74456570282851531172014-06-11T10:55:30.144-05:002014-06-11T10:55:30.144-05:00this is amazing! i gripe about the cost of toilet ...this is amazing! i gripe about the cost of toilet paper too, but i also refuse to buy anything other than Charmin, so i've compromised with myself--we buy the charmin basic (it's 1-ply, but it's GOOD 1-ply) and our local grocery store frequently runs 2/$10 sales on that and the Bounty basic paper towels. God forbid we run out of TP though on a week when it's at it's regular $6.99 price!Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02784098779670906858noreply@blogger.com