tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post2832307941811946357..comments2023-10-14T09:44:21.840-05:00Comments on People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Are You a Suburban Mom?Jen Piwtpitthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09576108150881254072noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-59782171667882336672015-08-26T12:52:39.595-05:002015-08-26T12:52:39.595-05:00This piece is HILARIOUS... and the comments are al...This piece is HILARIOUS... and the comments are also a hoot. (My favorite? Puppy Prozac.) RozWarrenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08574761900896097259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-18338747130400549982014-09-14T15:12:52.929-05:002014-09-14T15:12:52.929-05:00Have ever filled a prescription for Prozac for you...Have ever filled a prescription for Prozac for your dog. JJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01552218086859819362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-51159682371052998842014-09-14T10:48:38.172-05:002014-09-14T10:48:38.172-05:00So true, lol. But I don't sell jewelry or pur...So true, lol. But I don't sell jewelry or purses from my car, I sell wine. Winning!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07565969201817977281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-87312411934976060422014-09-14T10:15:30.033-05:002014-09-14T10:15:30.033-05:00Yes, this. So very much.Yes, this. So very much.Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03505025001170577606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-41592709272048359822014-09-11T21:20:25.183-05:002014-09-11T21:20:25.183-05:00Shit! I'm all of these! Wait. Nope. I don'...Shit! I'm all of these! Wait. Nope. I don't have a chandelier in my laundry room or a home run shopping business. Frugalista Bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11293739650790926245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-29710817294700099832014-09-09T12:05:12.754-05:002014-09-09T12:05:12.754-05:00You changed the saying to, "it's 2:30 som...You changed the saying to, "it's 2:30 somewhere" and think that's an acceptable time to start drinking wine, especially if there's a storm...or it's dark out early...or...yeah...always. <br /><br />www.crybabysoup.org<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-9782860584031903452014-09-09T09:46:55.963-05:002014-09-09T09:46:55.963-05:00I know right? I'm like, "Hey, at least i...I know right? I'm like, "Hey, at least it's not pajamas!"JuniperSunshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02200070408917287691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-35134005222285506922014-09-09T08:37:55.179-05:002014-09-09T08:37:55.179-05:00You're in the process of getting a tramp stamp...You're in the process of getting a tramp stamp removed. "Just 6 more treatments and my 'dat ass' tattoo is practically invisible!"RachRiothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16555149721317451097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-12964150481431504532014-09-08T22:10:18.717-05:002014-09-08T22:10:18.717-05:00* you are in at least one book club in which the b...* you are in at least one book club in which the book is the topic of discussion for less than 10 minutes and your kids and other moms for the rest.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-64081387236097365982014-09-08T18:54:08.689-05:002014-09-08T18:54:08.689-05:00OMG My son is 17 years old now and I was guilty ri...OMG My son is 17 years old now and I was guilty riding with my "baby" who was actually 3 or 4. LOLAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17217528674204166704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-1415402230587571682014-09-08T16:58:11.977-05:002014-09-08T16:58:11.977-05:00You drive your kid to the bus stop that is only 5 ...You drive your kid to the bus stop that is only 5 houses away from your house... Carrie Bairdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14619628506082286410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-18815904451809919402014-09-08T16:14:14.306-05:002014-09-08T16:14:14.306-05:00"Target knows your cycle" = me LMAO"Target knows your cycle" = me LMAOKim Bongiorno at Let Me Start By Sayinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04445701324967739322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-32297192667544138342014-09-08T15:43:31.555-05:002014-09-08T15:43:31.555-05:00Lmfao!Lmfao!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18433857845897979587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-83142243990789370312014-09-08T15:43:31.182-05:002014-09-08T15:43:31.182-05:00Haha YESHaha YESAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11519830581956937033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-45199582510748692152014-09-08T13:35:25.204-05:002014-09-08T13:35:25.204-05:00You or any home within three houses from yours fil...You or any home within three houses from yours fills their recycle bin weekly with wine bottles.Amarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11793752947241941688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-24812540436364980692014-09-08T13:31:03.294-05:002014-09-08T13:31:03.294-05:00You consider a cell call from someone on a committ...You consider a cell call from someone on a committee you chair a reasonable emergency/excuse to interupt a conversation over coffee with a friend.Amarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11793752947241941688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-14157261120296427692014-09-08T13:27:33.442-05:002014-09-08T13:27:33.442-05:00You use car magnets to prove to other drivers how ...You use car magnets to prove to other drivers how much more awesome/busy/stressed you are with sports, church, vacation spots, schools, and clubs.Amarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11793752947241941688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-86905868995649370532014-09-08T13:24:03.244-05:002014-09-08T13:24:03.244-05:00You ride in the backseat with your baby while your...You ride in the backseat with your baby while your husband drives.Amarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11793752947241941688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-56731895936919340602014-09-08T13:23:43.889-05:002014-09-08T13:23:43.889-05:00You can't wear your yoga pants everywhere? You...You can't wear your yoga pants everywhere? You are joking right?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05633355290835867648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-78809507505559971152014-09-08T13:23:02.066-05:002014-09-08T13:23:02.066-05:00...if you don't understand why people want to ......if you don't understand why people want to punch you in the throat for doing all these things!Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15904657319551615022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-38195343575017017482014-09-08T13:21:33.217-05:002014-09-08T13:21:33.217-05:00You own a 7+ person car but ride with others on gr...You own a 7+ person car but ride with others on group trips because you don't want to struggle with the car seats.Amarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11793752947241941688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-63612329021710758842014-09-08T12:41:43.712-05:002014-09-08T12:41:43.712-05:00hmmm, I think I fall under red neck mom not living...hmmm, I think I fall under red neck mom not living in a mobile home park. I used to. (queue "Moving On Up")Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-1682601292218696482014-09-08T12:10:14.826-05:002014-09-08T12:10:14.826-05:00Busted!
Oh, and discussed every phase your kid is ...Busted!<br />Oh, and discussed every phase your kid is going through even though it's not unique or interesting to anyone else. Guilty!Rebel Monyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14590067496208532621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-80297867868756221232014-09-08T11:51:51.168-05:002014-09-08T11:51:51.168-05:00you've ever had/thought about having a potty p...you've ever had/thought about having a potty party or any other party to celebrate trivial mile stones in your child's life. banana pawshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05640093554530515333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-50436156307683663342014-09-08T10:53:09.942-05:002014-09-08T10:53:09.942-05:00Sheltering suburban mom!
http://www.smosh.com/smo...Sheltering suburban mom!<br /><br />http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/best-of-the-sheltering-suburban-mom-memeAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01405310775572032754noreply@blogger.com