tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post1922197432871438940..comments2023-10-14T09:44:21.840-05:00Comments on People I Want to Punch in the Throat: New Year's ResolutionsJen Piwtpitthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09576108150881254072noreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-26157547396677428482012-01-06T22:03:25.334-06:002012-01-06T22:03:25.334-06:00Thanks for your blog! My Friday nights have disin...Thanks for your blog! My Friday nights have disintegrated to my husband and son watching the Cotton Bowl in one room while I reconcile the work bank account and watch TLC in another. You've made my evening! I'm resolving to read your blog regularly. (Don't hold your breath, though. I've already broken all of my other resolutions.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-6641984487798116822012-01-06T20:47:48.698-06:002012-01-06T20:47:48.698-06:00Without the F bombs this would be perfect!Without the F bombs this would be perfect!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-59048903358086568082012-01-04T12:12:59.813-06:002012-01-04T12:12:59.813-06:00Last year my resolution was to maintain the status...Last year my resolution was to maintain the status quo. I'm all for setting expectations around my ankles. Looking at your list makes me think I could handle 2-6 and 10. If I could do #5 with regularity, especially after my girls have done something that makes me want to shut myself in the closet withi a bottle of wine,that's progress. I'm really enjoying your blog and have to tell you,whenever I mention it by name, people crack up. Thanks for the great posts. Happy 2012!Hilaryhttp://www.hilarywithonel.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-39689305733794518602012-01-03T21:13:08.200-06:002012-01-03T21:13:08.200-06:00i also suck at keeping resolutions...i like to mak...i also suck at keeping resolutions...i like to make really broad ones too...like i will appreciate my friends more...whos gonna know? right. also the laundry thing...if you fold it and put it where it goes it takes all the fun out of looking for it in the giant pile!! happy new year to you.lesliemhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18329925028785007515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-64774552352055686922012-01-03T15:34:13.004-06:002012-01-03T15:34:13.004-06:00i swear to the mayans, you make me so proud to be ...i swear to the mayans, you make me so proud to be an American! happy new year!yfn jmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14170106139434479936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-36316840442586181372012-01-03T04:58:35.353-06:002012-01-03T04:58:35.353-06:00I'm a loser, I have some in my head but didn&#...I'm a loser, I have some in my head but didn't write them down. Waste of paper. <br /><br />Anyways, I figured out how to follow you, so I did. Happy New Year, you rock!TNMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16811407816593020440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-49505040415577002262012-01-03T03:56:53.231-06:002012-01-03T03:56:53.231-06:00not sure on the resolution front myself for this y...not sure on the resolution front myself for this year... I never stick to them... and they often are the same and I instantly feel like a failure before starting!Furtheronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11903753972242964410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-84346452272592918432012-01-03T02:09:26.442-06:002012-01-03T02:09:26.442-06:00Ahh, the good ol' Mayan "prophecy". ...Ahh, the good ol' Mayan "prophecy". In my house, this is also known as the reason why my uncle is irritated with me and my parents; apparently, we're mean because we didn't invite him to join us in the "bunker" under Denver International Airport. That's called a tornado shelter, dear uncle...<br /><br />I've heard that about resolutions too! I keep mine vague though...it leaves it open for interpretation and I'm less likely to suck that way xDKrystihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04521092008172230055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-58633897134077399592012-01-02T23:50:26.838-06:002012-01-02T23:50:26.838-06:00I just wanted to say thank you for fixing the feed...I just wanted to say thank you for fixing the feed reader thing! Hooray for no more truncated posts!SplendidlyImperfecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03798649697960237749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-64113350449605005202012-01-02T20:13:11.219-06:002012-01-02T20:13:11.219-06:00Resolution smezolution, I think I've said I wa...Resolution smezolution, I think I've said I was going to lose weight every year for the last 10 years. So..this year I'm going to resolve to GAIN weight and hopefully it backfires the way the rest of them have :DMommyOntheEdgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04724609195596015786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-25275349897328454522012-01-02T19:45:30.005-06:002012-01-02T19:45:30.005-06:00The more of your blogs I read, the more I am sure ...The more of your blogs I read, the more I am sure we are some how related. #1, #2, & #7 I couldn't have said better myself. I'm so glad I am not the only one that thinks this way!TChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03425835517709513975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-71882159921823435052012-01-02T18:29:36.305-06:002012-01-02T18:29:36.305-06:00THANK YOU! I've been saying since this entire ...THANK YOU! I've been saying since this entire Mayen nonsense began that their calendar maker was just a victim of severe O.C.D! Too much chocolate and human sacrifice perhaps?Jill Jordannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-37726857625545876372012-01-02T18:24:32.752-06:002012-01-02T18:24:32.752-06:00I recently came across your blog and wanted to tha...I recently came across your blog and wanted to thank you for the laughs. You are hilarious and you have such a great way of making the normal things we encounter every day seem so funny. Most importantly, you say the things a lot of us are thinking but you have the balls to say them. Love it.Krystanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-1872186638900416102012-01-02T18:23:08.485-06:002012-01-02T18:23:08.485-06:00#7 is soooo me! i have a huge laundry room, and be...#7 is soooo me! i have a huge laundry room, and because i have 3 "unfolders" that help me i have resolved to baskets upon baskets.....i can say there isnt dirty clothes in there, i dont mind running the washer and dryer, its folding that sends me into fits of tears!mistynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-45632682641938109092012-01-02T18:05:28.244-06:002012-01-02T18:05:28.244-06:00Btw, it's no small feat to successfully commen...Btw, it's no small feat to successfully comment.Aunt Shanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13820763537356085899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-56773376122426076682012-01-02T18:03:54.267-06:002012-01-02T18:03:54.267-06:00I'm only commenting because you've sounded...I'm only commenting because you've sounded down lately about your "likes" "shares" and comments. Did it make you feel better. How about a "there, there" thrown in for good measure?Aunt Shanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13820763537356085899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-43564061048835613422012-01-02T17:43:18.181-06:002012-01-02T17:43:18.181-06:00I love that you wrote resolution #2. I love your b...I love that you wrote resolution #2. I love your blog. Can we be best friends? I wouldn't even care if you never called!Lisanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-56617726370964434542012-01-02T17:30:24.759-06:002012-01-02T17:30:24.759-06:00Five minutes a day for housework? Does that mean I...Five minutes a day for housework? Does that mean I can just do a fifth of the dishes and throw in the towel? SWEET!Lillianahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09449898221340471926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-52910032844559458602012-01-02T17:27:09.412-06:002012-01-02T17:27:09.412-06:00Amen to the laundry! hahaha! i am still waiting fo...Amen to the laundry! hahaha! i am still waiting for that lazy ass laundry fairy to come! love the blog! love your fire! keep em coming!Leslie https://www.blogger.com/profile/01160053982375124454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-11247223953369435112012-01-02T15:13:31.050-06:002012-01-02T15:13:31.050-06:00Long time reader, first time commenter....not real...Long time reader, first time commenter....not really long time reader but I have always wanted to say that. #6 my favorite. Anything to get out of cooking.Laura Knoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-12175391212978657342012-01-02T13:34:43.351-06:002012-01-02T13:34:43.351-06:00Is there a T-shirt with "Proudly unmedicated....Is there a T-shirt with "Proudly unmedicated..."? I would so wear it. Especially in front of all of my son's friend's parents...asshats.Sherichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10760099241500934108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-15917702193281476052012-01-02T13:16:00.279-06:002012-01-02T13:16:00.279-06:00I usually try not to make resolutions because when...I usually try not to make resolutions because when I do it ends up being the one thing I DON'T accomplish. Kinda like saying a birthday wish out loud. If I was going to make one though it would probably be along the lines of being less lazy, but that might cut into the time I spend reading my favorite blog! I don't know why it tickles me so much to basically read my own thoughts every day...I guess just the surreality of it actually coming from someone else!Leiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12145569815622099797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-86939965683645990832012-01-02T12:36:05.043-06:002012-01-02T12:36:05.043-06:00Love #2, I'll definitely have to try that one ...Love #2, I'll definitely have to try that one out. <br /><br />Love your blog. You make me laugh every day. It keeps me from actually doing physical harm to some people I work with/live with/run into which keeps me out of jail. So Thanks!Laurenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02329582042460096003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-4136322967730187122012-01-02T12:33:44.290-06:002012-01-02T12:33:44.290-06:00So glad I fell across your blog about that pain in...So glad I fell across your blog about that pain in the ass/mute drill sargent elf (nothing I loved better than my first conscious, heart-racing thought each morning being that our damned "Hum" hadn't been moved yet)! I completely agree with all of your punches in the throat that I have read so far...so much so, it's as if the thoughts were my very own!NerdGirlNicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09634733991828109914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-44504927239590349622012-01-02T12:14:53.880-06:002012-01-02T12:14:53.880-06:00My New Year's Resolution is to read your blog ...My New Year's Resolution is to read your blog and have a good laugh!Debbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12476885417435901974noreply@blogger.com