Doggie Doo

This is a REPOST from a few years ago.  STILL it's a great toy that we all LOVE!

So if you've been keeping up, you'll know that I bought my daughter Doggie Doo for Christmas this year.  I went out to buy Christmas crap at 50% off today and while I was gone, the Hubs decided to bust out the Doggie Doo game.

I came home to find my entire family cracking up over the most disgusting game I've ever seen.

When I bought the game, I knew the basic premise.  You feed the dog and then he poops.  Looking at the pictures, I assumed the poop was some sort of Nerf-type material.  I also thought the game was battery operated and the poop would fall out of the dog's rear end or something like that.  Boy, was I wrong.


First of all, the poop is absolutely revolting.  It is a cross between Play Doh and Silly Putty only it's sticky, cold, wet and slimy.  It's what I imagine poop (cold slimy poop that is, rather than warm, fresh poop) would feel like if I ever decided to try and mold it.  I actually screamed when I touched it the first time and my family laughed like hyenas.

You shove this nasty crap down the plastic dog's gullet.  The toy is not battery operated, it is manually operated.  Once the dog has choked down the "food" you squeeze the handle on his leash.  This forces the "poop" through his system with nauseating sound effects until it squirts out the other end with a juicy pop.

I made a video so you can see this toy in it's full repulsive glory.  Make sure your volume is turned up so you can hear every last disgusting sound.

Yup, I bought this sickening toy for my daughter.  And she adores it.  The toy makers hit gold with this one.

This is why I am not a toy maker.  I would have never thought of this toy.    

I can only imagine the board meeting where this idea was pitched:

"OK, so every kid likes fart noises and poop, right?"

"Sure."

"Right.  So we got this plastic dog, you fill it with this horrible goo and then we force air through the toy so it sounds like a combination of retching and farting."

"I'm intrigued.  Go on."

"It flies out of the dog's ass with a loud plop."

"Hmm....it should do more than just plop.  I'd really like to hear it squish and see it plop at the same time."

"Definitely.  We can do that.  No problem."

"What does it feel like?"

"Kind of like Silly Putty."

"Yeah, we need more of a gross out factor.  Can you make it cold and slimy?"

"Of course!"

"Great.  I wish there was a way we could make it warm and slimy.  Y'know, more like real poop."

"Yeah, I know what you mean.  There really isn't any way to warm it up.  We can keep trying though.  That would be the best."

"Sure.  OK, so what is the object of the game?"

"The object?"

"Yes, how do you win?"

"Oh, yeah.  I don't know.  How about who ever can scoop the most poop or something?"

"Yeah, maybe.  I'm sure we can work out those details later on.  Let's just make sure the noises are really solid.  Kids won't even care about the rules if it makes sick noises.  They'll just keep feeding the stupid dog so it will continue to poop and fart."

"That's sort of what I thought.  You really can't go wrong with a dog that farts and poops noisily."

"How much does this thing cost to manufacture?"

"A buck fifty."

"What will it retail for?"

"$22."

"Perfect.  Nice work.  Get started on a cat one now.  We can call it Kitty Krap."

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