Hello and welcome to my own private book store. Breathe deeply. Do you smell that??? I tried to get the smell of books to waft out of everyone's computer, but apparently that technology doesn't exist. We're this close to self-driving cars, but we still can't make our e-readers smell like books??? What a waste of engineering skills.
Anyhoo, this is where you can find everything I've ever written, so please take a gander at what I have and choose wisely. Actually, you don't have to choose wisely. You can have them all. There is no limit on your purchases. You're welcome.
All of my books are available at all online retailers and some brick and mortar retailers. Many are available at your local library. If you'd like to place a bulk order, email me for details at jenthroatpunch at gmail.com.
All of my books are available at all online retailers and some brick and mortar retailers. Many are available at your local library. If you'd like to place a bulk order, email me for details at jenthroatpunch at gmail.com.
Done thru paypal - good luck with the sales! Can't wait to read your book as well.
ReplyDeleteone note - paypal didn't ask for any info for personalizing the signed copy :-)
Best wishes - janet
Sorry Janet,
DeleteJust send me an e-mail with who and what you want the signature to say.
Thanks again.
It's a good day, Jen. A very good day. All the best!
ReplyDeleteHi Jen! Kinda weird question. How are you shipping? UPS/Fed Ex or the regular mail? UPS/Fed Ex won't leave stuff at my apartment so I just want to know if I should have it shipped to work!! Thanks! So excited!
ReplyDeleteI think The Hubs will be using US Postal service. First Class mail. I hope that works.
DeleteThanks!
Sweet! That is perfect! Thanks Jen!
DeleteYay, I hate the holidays! I just ordered your book!
ReplyDeleteI also ordered through PayPal but didn't see where to add a message. How do I email you???? Sorry!
ReplyDeleteI just downloaded and can't wait to read it! Congrats to you on your achievement!!
ReplyDeleteYay--I needed a new book for the Kindle since I just finished one yesterday. Can't wait to get geared up for the holidays with this one! :)
ReplyDeleteJen,
ReplyDeleteJust order the book on Kindle. Looking forward to it.
Dang nook....when????
ReplyDeleteordering a hard copy now....can't wait for it to be downloaded on my iPad....Can't wait to read, promote, and share with my little world!
ReplyDelete**Devan, you just completed your payment.**
ReplyDeletewoot woot! (I had to click on 'add instruction or message for seller' to put in my name....FYI for the people that couldn't find it, it does not just have it, I had to click it).
Just purchased it thru Paypal... Can't wait to get it!!!!! You're a true inspiration Jen! I Love PIWTPITT!!!!
ReplyDeleteDo u ship internationally.
ReplyDeleteI do - to some places. Email me sweetsadiecreations@gmail.com.
DeleteWe got our copy in the mail yesterday...nothing like getting punched by the USPS.
ReplyDeleteThe book is great and thank you for the personalized comment to my DW.
You rock!
I saw a stack of mail sitting in the garage. I was like, oh, yesterdays mail, blah blah blah, then I spotted a book envelope on the bottom of the pile. My brain instanly clicked, I ran over there, grabbed the book envelope, sending all the other mail flying. I ripped it open like it was my publishers clearing house check (still waiting on that), and saw your book. I threw down the mailer and opened the cover as fast as I could. SMILE! My hubby laughed at me. Then I took the book to nap with me...didn't get to read any of it but it just napped with me. LOL (this sounds creepy, but I intended to read some - I was just too tired). Thanks Jen! Devan
ReplyDeleteJust ordered! Can't wait!!!
ReplyDeleteJust ordered my signed copy!! Looking forward to wrapping it up and having my kids give it to me for Christmas, cuz that's how I roll.
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Read your Elf post, looked at the Kindle preview of your book, got to the introduction of characters and KNEW I'd love your book. I can't wait to read it!
ReplyDeleteI purchased the Nook version at Smashbooks but can't get it to download onto my Nook. Does anyone know how to solve this problem? My computer (with Windows Vista) is saying it doesn't have the correct file to open the "epub" format. I tried downloading 2 programs that said they would be able to do it but I still can't download the file onto my Nook. Help!
ReplyDeleteVirginia, See below from Smashwords. Basically, if you attach your NOOK via USB to your computer, you can place it directly onto your NOOK - documents folder.
DeleteHow do I download books to the Barnes & Noble nook?
Barnes & Noble is an authorized Smashwords retailer, so over 40,000 of the books you see at Smashwords are also for sale at B&N. For the nook, just attach the nook to your personal computer via the USB cable (makes it appear as a hard drive), and then download your books directly to your nook's My Documents folder. B&N calls the process "sideloading." Here's a video on the process: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/nook/video.asp?bnit=H&bnrefer=EBOOKS&cds2Pid=30195#vid2
Just bought this for my wife on my ipad! Great deal. Thanks for the Black Friday deal!
ReplyDeleteBought it!!
ReplyDeleteHi Jen, a friend sent me your blog about the Elf on the Shelf...hysterical. I was myself bitching about it today! But anyway....I am always on the lookout to gain more work creating video book trailers. Would love to help you promote your book. If you're interested, I am running a deal through December - $400 for a one minute trailer. View my work at http://buffalocreativegroup.com/portfolios.php#book-tab
ReplyDeleteHope to hear from you! Cheers, Leslie Taylor
I'm cracking up - did you know you're paired up with "Sh*tty Mom: The Parenting Guide for the Rest of Us" in the Frequently Bought Together section on the Amazon page?!?
ReplyDeleteThere's a Special Offers Available link right under the price so I clicked it and it brought me down the page to some buy 4 for the price of 3 thing but what caught my eye first was the Sh*tty Mom and Frequently Bought Together!!
She's been out a month longer and only has 53 reviews, whereas you have 81. I'd demand royalties if they're pairing you up without consent! ;)
just bought the kidnel e book for two reasons
ReplyDelete1) my friend cindy used to like this blog she died suddenly a few month ago and I read it to remind me of her and also becuase I find it funny.
2) being in ireland, the kindle version means I get to read it *now* and let's face it, at a buck 50 that's pretty much a no brainer.
Alan/Phaze
I just finished your book and it is totally high-larious. Thanks for making good use of my Amazon gift card and my holiday vacation. (I had promised to read at least one book over break and yours was a lot shorter than Anna Karenina.) More, please...
ReplyDeleteI bought this right before Christmas. I loved it. Your description of your mother's Christmas decorations (and process for decorating) was exhausting and hilarious!! Great Job Jen!
ReplyDelete"I Just Want to Pee Alone" is one of the funniest books/anthologies ever! I bought the Kindle version so it's on my iPhone and I can read it whenever I need a laugh. Like when I'm waiting outside the Principal's office. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteSo you have any excerpts from the book?
ReplyDeleteOmg I love your book People I Want to Punch in the Throat. I will so be reading the rest of your works. I am black and the racism chapter had me looking crazy but I can relate to everything you wrote about. This book is crazy good.
ReplyDeleteHey I'm a licensed massage therapist. We have heard and probably seen everything in a massage session. If you fart I will just leave the room for 5 minutes to let the air clear lol!Thankyou for your blog!
ReplyDeleteI just adored People I Want to Punch In The Throat...sort of my life mantra! Thank you for the humor and words of much inspiration!!
ReplyDeleteHi, I thought this would ship out shortly after publish date. I have been eagerly awaiting my book, but it hasn't processed yet. Am I missing something I am supposed to do?
ReplyDeleteThank you for the laughs!! I can relate so much, too much actually!! It sounds like I wrote these books!! LOL. Love the 3 I read so far, need to get more of your books!
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe as a mom, what harassment and abuse people have shown my son. In the past just because he didn't like sports. And know as a young man whom does not follow the Crowd! I'm so proud of him and how he has helped me. when my state of mind has been off. He is my Rock.
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