tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post985723674759976197..comments2023-10-14T09:44:21.840-05:00Comments on People I Want to Punch in the Throat: 9 Things I Learned at the Water Park of AmericaJen Piwtpitthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09576108150881254072noreply@blogger.comBlogger75125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-72571912132654673582019-06-03T18:22:42.078-05:002019-06-03T18:22:42.078-05:00I was at a Water Park early to ight and decided to...I was at a Water Park early to ight and decided to ride on the Wave Rider. That was the biggest mistake of my life. Everything was fine at first. But then 10 seconds in my swim trunks slide down exposing my naked butt cheeks. As I reach back to grab them, they slide down to my feet. I roll on to my back just in time to grab them as they slip off my feet. So now I'm on my back, completely naked and flaccid naked penis in view for the two young ladies behind me in line. As we as all the females sitting at the bottom. They were all laughing and hollering. It was so embarrassing knowing all the females saw me naked. And I feel especially bad, knowing that the two young girls behind me in line saw my naked penis. I feel like I did something wrong by them seeing my penis like that. Even though it was not intentional. Should I have apologised to the girls for them seeing my penis like that?? Thanks for any help.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-18154538031442308432019-05-02T17:40:22.098-05:002019-05-02T17:40:22.098-05:00شركة نقل اثاث من الرياض الى الامارات<a href="http://company-ksa.com/%D8%B4%D8%B1%D9%83%D8%A9-%D9%86%D9%82%D9%84-%D8%A7%D8%AB%D8%A7%D8%AB-%D9%85%D9%86-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B1%D9%8A%D8%A7%D8%B6-%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%89-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%A7%D9%85%D8%A7%D8%B1%D8%A7%D8%AA/" rel="nofollow">شركة نقل اثاث من الرياض الى الامارات</a>abo-bderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01635653052270289731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-7540822768594043412018-10-14T15:11:17.542-05:002018-10-14T15:11:17.542-05:00Not sure what the Briefs are made of down in Flori...Not sure what the Briefs are made of down in Florida, but in Canada you can't see the outline of any male genitals. Typically I see the more sporty briefs (not professional speedo brand) which is cut more like a bikini. Covers the front well and shows off a little cheek. Honestly as long as the privates are hidden the world is a better place for allJimnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-13988933529113369842018-10-14T15:05:47.363-05:002018-10-14T15:05:47.363-05:00Lol, obvioualy you're a one-time-per-year wate...Lol, obvioualy you're a one-time-per-year water park goer. I live next to a water park so I'm there ince per week and I see others that go just as often. It's usually the once per yearer's that give nasty looks and complain a ton, but I notice it's the regulars that actually wear smaller and smaller suits as they get comfortable and want to look better. I'd say some of them even look forward to the night slip... That or they really could care less after it's happened a hundred times. Girls will be girls.<br />Seriously though, did you see a 60 year old person at the water park with a tatoo? A good story is good only until it becomes obvious BS.Gisellenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-10163913182794413662014-07-14T13:37:13.922-05:002014-07-14T13:37:13.922-05:00Kids suits - so hard to find one that doesn't ...Kids suits - so hard to find one that doesn't look like my daughter is a contestant on Toddlers and Tiaras. She was the only one in her swim class (of 12, 10 girls all ages 2.3), who was wearing a 1 piece sports swimsuit (like I wear, Roots brand covers everything). As for public parks, hot tubs are gross, but I do love the lazy river (so does my daughter) even though it is a urinal, but then, so is the ocean.... Navy Hawkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10745840150213875539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-30926651766104461822014-07-13T06:59:34.122-05:002014-07-13T06:59:34.122-05:00Why can't we start making wet suits a thing? I...Why can't we start making wet suits a thing? I've been saying that for years! If we all wore wet suits, going to the pool would be so much more pleasant. <br /><br />Loved this post (errant pubes, lol!) and could picture that weirdo in the hot tub perfectly. It grosses me out to see the foamy stuff in hot tubs - not the bubbles, the yellowish foam that sits at the top! What is that crud? I'm not sure I really want to know...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15530741196083033536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-32148596808629508452014-07-12T16:56:51.752-05:002014-07-12T16:56:51.752-05:00Lady garden! I love it!Lady garden! I love it!Cheesehead Foreverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09148404370388801821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-79041619972283047722014-07-12T16:55:22.394-05:002014-07-12T16:55:22.394-05:00That is why I wear a tankini top and swim shorts f...That is why I wear a tankini top and swim shorts from Lands End. No chafing highs.Cheesehead Foreverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09148404370388801821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-16941554999637043912014-07-10T22:34:22.759-05:002014-07-10T22:34:22.759-05:00I am going to now do the following :
1) build a ti...I am going to now do the following :<br />1) build a time machine [admittedly, this will take time]<br />2) go back to 1994<br />3) change my senior yearbook quote to "No amount of chlorine can kill errant pubes."<br />4) enjoy the superior life that will bring.www.tanktronic.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13739468148567073840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-86756215986238829902014-07-10T11:31:06.114-05:002014-07-10T11:31:06.114-05:00On my one and only lazy river experience, the clea...On my one and only lazy river experience, the clear plastic inner tube afforded a clear view underwater of the bandages and wads of hair floating along in the current with me. :PAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08772325727200635012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-22495240654433439072014-07-10T10:08:25.564-05:002014-07-10T10:08:25.564-05:00At least they have bathing suits! Last time we wen...At least they have bathing suits! Last time we went to the water park, most people were wearing ill fitting shorts and t-shirts in lieu of swimming attire. Mostly stuff that was half-falling off and completely see through. Yuck!MamaRabiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05920088809395312943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-58702227444062435512014-07-10T09:11:22.232-05:002014-07-10T09:11:22.232-05:00As for hot tubs and germs: http://www.huffingtonpo...As for hot tubs and germs: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/19/hot-tub-germs_n_5268919.html ecodrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02318230476395137108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-25753301515392185372012-07-12T21:56:34.661-05:002012-07-12T21:56:34.661-05:00Hot tubs are petri dishes! Ugh!
Tattoos are the b...Hot tubs are petri dishes! Ugh!<br /><br />Tattoos are the best for showing how your skin never bounces back exactly the same after pregnancy. Hip bone and around the belly button ones are the worst.<br /><br />EllenSisterhood of the Sensible Momshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10978033016895948863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-91867601226369811312012-07-09T11:28:57.099-05:002012-07-09T11:28:57.099-05:00What's with the drunk/high parents? Loads of ...What's with the drunk/high parents? Loads of them in the middle of the day! And the XXX rated tattoos that your small child wants explained? Nice family vacation.Erikahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01535929124900144607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-20520830745455408032012-07-09T03:35:25.293-05:002012-07-09T03:35:25.293-05:00OMG! Lady garden! That made me laugh so hard...I...OMG! Lady garden! That made me laugh so hard...I'm crying!!! (And I obviously LOOOOVE exclaimation points.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-17628503199899843672012-07-08T22:25:19.335-05:002012-07-08T22:25:19.335-05:00Hot petri dish of filth. You totally made my night...Hot petri dish of filth. You totally made my night!Jennifer Stallingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10193502850296168853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-14890582845417279862012-07-08T09:42:18.975-05:002012-07-08T09:42:18.975-05:00When we went to Hershey Park's Boardwalk, ther...When we went to Hershey Park's Boardwalk, there were signs plastered everywhere about the child sized dummies.<br />I was more freaked out by the 300 pound man with half of his hairy ass hanging out. Probably the only time his swampy ass got wet with something other than sweat.<br />The bandaid that skimmed my foot had me running out of the water so fast, I created a wave.<br />And.....there were plenty of foot pickers and pimple poppers. WTF is wrong with everyone????Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-34062904962960361042012-07-05T21:56:37.801-05:002012-07-05T21:56:37.801-05:00This made me laugh out loud - just what I needed. ...This made me laugh out loud - just what I needed. I try and stay out of the water at Waterparks and it works out just fine. The people watching is off the charts. Thanks for this.Maryhttp://www.maandpafilms.com/lostinliving/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-12977542644314781422012-07-05T11:33:37.924-05:002012-07-05T11:33:37.924-05:00FYI according to Wiki
A monokini, sometimes refe...FYI according to Wiki <br /><br />A monokini, sometimes referred to as a unikini, is a woman's one-piece garment comprising only the lower half of a bikini, leaving the breasts uncovered.[1] The term monokini is also used for any topless swimsuit,[2] particularly a bikini bottom worn without a bikini top.[Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07134966186994123525noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-28647194844405451782012-07-05T10:51:57.570-05:002012-07-05T10:51:57.570-05:00The only thing I think should be added to this lis...The only thing I think should be added to this list are the European men who seem to have no shame and illustrate that with Speedos. I think there's maybe five men in the world that might look good in a Speedo - and odds are pretty slim they're going to a public water park. I could just be biased because I'm not into men, but I know the difference between an attractive guy in board shorts, and a guy with a pot belly and gold chains letting everyone guess if he's circumsized or not. I think this phenomenon happens more often in the Florida area for some reason.... it's like Gorillas in the Mist with all the giant hairy dudes and their package pouches strutting around *shudder* imagine all the poor kids being eye level with that o_OTazhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16230894068119673200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-4116226480896426052012-07-04T21:27:20.327-05:002012-07-04T21:27:20.327-05:00Perfect.
I'm about to leave Thursday morning ...Perfect.<br /><br />I'm about to leave Thursday morning and now it's coming back to me.<br /><br />I hate water parks.<br /><br />Hate every dang thing about them.<br /><br />Especially my chafed inner thighs by the end of the day.Alexandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00609629888008025050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-42904927385811966202012-07-03T14:54:46.560-05:002012-07-03T14:54:46.560-05:00I worked at a water park in high school for one su...I worked at a water park in high school for one summer, and I don't think I've been back to one since. Here's justa few reasons why:<br /><br />1) We took shelter from tornadoes in the wave pool pump house. Grossest place I have ever been. Basically up there with waste water treatment facility. Gag. <br /><br />2) The lazy river, while relaxing, is often a bigger toilet than the wave pool. Sorry. I kind of want to punch myself for revealing that, but also look at it as a PSA. <br /><br />3) There was always some creeper that would show up in either a speedo or "jorts" and lay on the edge of the wave pool, scouting out his prey. I actually had one kicked out by the manager because his junk was hanging out of the bottom of his jorts and he insisted on laying on a wall with his legs straddling it. <br /><br />Also had a woman kicked out for wearing a crotch floss monokini (in the 90s!) and she had one of those flat, wide, cellulite asses. It's always the people that shouldn't be wearing them (and honestly, what normal person should?)Daynahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18440797624630687932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-91600862364351383252012-07-03T14:41:50.318-05:002012-07-03T14:41:50.318-05:00A - to-the-friggin'-men! Drives me nuts - I wa...A - to-the-friggin'-men! Drives me nuts - I want to grab some safety pins and save those poor little girls!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-90048647176643296482012-07-03T14:11:16.423-05:002012-07-03T14:11:16.423-05:00Oh my god, that's hilarious! My six year old ...Oh my god, that's hilarious! My six year old daughter does the drowning in the lazy river thing. I'm like "STAND YOUR ASS UP! YOU CAN TOUCH!" I'm that mom.KBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17162639838196011697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-71978958606341174062012-07-03T12:05:57.993-05:002012-07-03T12:05:57.993-05:00When my daughter (then age 4-6) was on chemo treat...When my daughter (then age 4-6) was on chemo treatment for cancer, and immuno-suppressed, her oncologist, who I LOVED, told me no matter how low her blood counts were, she was ok to swim in a chlorinated pool. Or a river. Or a lake. Or the ocean. But that under no circumstances WHATSOEVER was she to get in a hot tub ..... its nothing but a warm, moist breeding ground for germs. I was so skeeved out that even now, six years later, I STILL don't get in them, or let my kids get in them. GROSS.<br /><br />Hysterical list, by the way. :)Kristiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18325715096763265816noreply@blogger.com