tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post87256370686829497..comments2023-10-14T09:44:21.840-05:00Comments on People I Want to Punch in the Throat: How to be a REAL FriendJen Piwtpitthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09576108150881254072noreply@blogger.comBlogger292125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-44804012050990658892015-06-04T18:55:12.143-05:002015-06-04T18:55:12.143-05:00I'm also on the hunt for some friends. Maybe w...I'm also on the hunt for some friends. Maybe we should invent an app or website for that -- kind of like Tinder, but without the sexual awkwardness.Janahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13449845818014638691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-20357172669967267662015-06-04T15:04:34.253-05:002015-06-04T15:04:34.253-05:00Whoa...someone else in AZ is a PIWTPITT reader! I...Whoa...someone else in AZ is a PIWTPITT reader! I thought I was alone!!!! Based on all the comments, we totally need to start meetups in every area. I would love to hang out with you guys and laugh so hard that I snort my beverage through my nose. It would be even funnier in real life and save me the effort of cleaning my keyboard and screen.Stephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06660714037952481050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-38304523073298440892014-09-26T14:00:42.350-05:002014-09-26T14:00:42.350-05:00I'm in Gardner. I swear too fucking much for ...I'm in Gardner. I swear too fucking much for most people around here. Oh and that tattoos seem to turn off some of the JoCo moms. Fuck 'em.Bexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09615377806737930949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-67768511838400417512014-09-26T12:45:28.592-05:002014-09-26T12:45:28.592-05:00Soooo nice to know I'm not alone. But then aga...Soooo nice to know I'm not alone. But then again, if I WAS alone, that'd be okay too because, let's face it - there aren't a whole lot of us out there. And by "us", I mean people who would read this and go, "Holy fuck - I TOTALLY get it!" Michelle Frosthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09530288725725431021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-23080392842497420922014-06-05T08:31:53.350-05:002014-06-05T08:31:53.350-05:00I too find it difficult to find friends. Oh, I ha...I too find it difficult to find friends. Oh, I have lots of acquaintances but nothing of substance. Is it weird to have a conversation with someone at the grocery store/doctors office/anywhere and then just walk away thinking "golly, she and I would make good friends? How does someone go about making new friends? I'm actually quite shy and don't like to put myself out there. AustShepx2https://www.blogger.com/profile/11417045081969834743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-26070929524537125512014-06-05T06:56:00.944-05:002014-06-05T06:56:00.944-05:00Shame I live in Australia, but if you ever make it...Shame I live in Australia, but if you ever make it over here come visit. We would have a ball. I have a couple of fab friends I hang with and lots of other people I am.polite too. I am happy to drop an F Bomb regularly and am happy to tell you what a bitch you are. I expect the same back. Aussies are laid back fun and I can certainly hold up my end of a convo. Love to catch up sometime.Jane Steinbackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00961987802514876935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-80435550927447937782014-06-04T20:01:40.335-05:002014-06-04T20:01:40.335-05:00North shore. Sounds fun!North shore. Sounds fun!M. Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09293393431671493254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-57654884075764741102014-06-04T19:51:32.676-05:002014-06-04T19:51:32.676-05:00It's true, finding a husband is so much easie...It's true, finding a husband is so much easier than finding a friend. And I thought I was alone in this problem. I have one friend, and she moved to Texas. It really sucks... You're description of a friend is spot on... Autumnpansyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13501377324941025912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-26605153928031451382014-06-04T19:39:52.851-05:002014-06-04T19:39:52.851-05:00I live in the KC area!I live in the KC area!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16236618233221206048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-30984853503520201182014-06-04T17:42:33.270-05:002014-06-04T17:42:33.270-05:00Chester County- New London area!Chester County- New London area!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11130894629609707761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-16191845292811836632014-06-04T15:20:35.513-05:002014-06-04T15:20:35.513-05:00Not many friends here, either. People suck except ...Not many friends here, either. People suck except when they enable you to laugh at them. BTW, my motto is "If you can't laugh WITH them, laugh AT them!" much to the chagrin of all my "Christian" relatives. I hate people who drama-blast you with how many times you DON'T call them - fucking phone works when YOU dial it, right!?? WTF!? My favorite words are: FUCKWAD, RUFKM (more a phrase than a word, I know), kerfuffle and a few more which contain "FUCK" that I honestly can't think of right now. Hubs is a hockey, football/fantasy football fan. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-91747373805751044412014-06-04T14:57:45.514-05:002014-06-04T14:57:45.514-05:00Ditto!!!Ditto!!!Two2lovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14970342922622009131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-14379254086105085982014-06-04T14:23:12.951-05:002014-06-04T14:23:12.951-05:00Don't I wish! Western NY!Don't I wish! Western NY! Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13169249730632512549noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-41124598703670345332014-06-04T13:53:36.034-05:002014-06-04T13:53:36.034-05:00Good luck in your search, I know it's a nutty ...Good luck in your search, I know it's a nutty ol' busy world for all-<br /><br />glass dildo?.... my my my... it's a pretty little thing...but glass? Yikes. SDJayehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05296533306910336907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-5856702067151569982014-06-04T12:59:00.979-05:002014-06-04T12:59:00.979-05:00Ha! So I'm REALLY not alone. I have the same...Ha! So I'm REALLY not alone. I have the same friend requirement list...and it really explains why I have ONE friend who fits all those criteria and unfortunately my hubs rarely wants to hang with hers. If only you weren't in KS and I in PA... Christy Providenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12295710294432620553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-84866601952536088122014-06-04T12:55:38.035-05:002014-06-04T12:55:38.035-05:00I have This conversation with my fiancé daily. Not...I have This conversation with my fiancé daily. Not only is it hard finding friends as an adult but finding someone you mesh with in Johnson county who isn't obsessed with themselves. I'm assuming you live in South Overland Park because of your mailbox address. We live in Overland Park as well so I feel your pain! Rachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14809769527913949363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-46420235213783358422014-06-04T12:49:57.486-05:002014-06-04T12:49:57.486-05:00Any PIWTPITT fans in New York - NYC/Long Island ou...Any PIWTPITT fans in New York - NYC/Long Island out there?mysciencebookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03656257709043066273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-10592434415587513752014-06-04T12:22:38.337-05:002014-06-04T12:22:38.337-05:00Let's be friends Jen!!! Tho is why I prefe...Let's be friends Jen!!! Tho is why I prefer to be friends with guys. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16729079669091172150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-27518886028300894912014-06-04T11:15:43.477-05:002014-06-04T11:15:43.477-05:00Hi Jen.
In response to your post about finding fri...Hi Jen.<br />In response to your post about finding friends – yeah, it’s tough when you deal with a lot of Dolce moms and douche-y dads. Here in the middle of rural SE MN, they are the Coach Moms and the dads are still douches (or assholes, or both!)<br />1. I’m about as real as they come. My motto in life has always been “If you don’t really want to know, don’t ask me, ‘cause I’ll tell you!” – Probably more than you want to know, too!<br />2. I love to laugh. I laugh at myself, my kids, my friends…and laugh with them often, too. Life is to short to be bitchy all the time.<br />3. Spontaneous works for me – I rarely end up having enough money to plan things far in advance (thank you divorce). <br />4. Acceptance is key. So is diversity – the world would be a pretty fucking boring place if we were all the same.<br />5. Crass? Really? I can make a sailor blush. My father was (is!) a Marine…and WTF!?!?! Who buys a hand blown glass dildo anyway, much less puts it in the freezer. If it doesn’t vibrate, what good is it?<br />6. I’m confident you’d like me. I like to raise my friends up and always TRY to look on the bright side of things. Trust me, life has dealt me some shit, but here I am. I used to shake my head and say that in a former life I must have pushed old ladies into traffic, kicked puppies, and stole candy from babies, ‘cause I was sure I was being punished for something. <br />7. Open – see #1. Anything you want to know…. ;-)<br />8. A little crazy makes life interesting! I don’t care for the drama either and try not to be a part of it, but I’m certainly not adverse to watching and critiquing others’ drama!!! (let the laughter ensue…)<br />9. I don’t technically have a “spouse” anymore, but I have a great guy in my life who loves me dearly, is good to me, and is a people person – honestly, the only person the guy doesn’t get along with is the douche-canoe that stole his wife. <br />10. Let the (loving) insults commence! In my family, if we don’t insult you, we don’t like you. The only other language that I speak fluently is sarcasm.<br />11. I can hold up my end of most any conversation. Kardashian and businesswoman should NOT be in the same sentence. They have a genetic dispensation that they have capitalized on; pretty sure if I had that Armenian ass, I would have done the same thing.<br />Good luck on the friend hunt! If you ever get to SE Minnesota (around Rochester) look me up!TamKEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232345612797448910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-65374738074487434332014-06-04T10:13:54.412-05:002014-06-04T10:13:54.412-05:00Im in the quad cities, Illinois side!I Im in the quad cities, Illinois side!I ray of sunshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06974842566695830696noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-53936683405041116472014-06-04T10:12:38.313-05:002014-06-04T10:12:38.313-05:00Dude! You need to move to Vegas and hang with me. ...Dude! You need to move to Vegas and hang with me. These are the same qualities I am looking for in a friend! I'm not easy to accept either (I'm a handful, I freely admit that) but I'm as loyal as they come. And, I love to laugh. A lot. Kimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11118724440984827586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-77051850105661408322014-06-04T10:06:27.026-05:002014-06-04T10:06:27.026-05:00Fine. It would have been a LOT easier to just call...Fine. It would have been a LOT easier to just call me and ask me out for dinner. But if you want me to be the submissive and fucking beg, lets set something up in the next few weeks. I also love how you have started a dating service here for your readers. You are such a pimp!Stacey Hattonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14548632078722613679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-14443065776228910222014-06-04T09:46:30.678-05:002014-06-04T09:46:30.678-05:00Just hang with your online friends. We all love yo...Just hang with your online friends. We all love you.Sharon Greenthalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06341769570752679625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-68942512429399604222014-06-04T08:51:01.455-05:002014-06-04T08:51:01.455-05:00I think we would be great friends too! I however a...I think we would be great friends too! I however am in Western New York. 15 minutes from the PA line :)RainJeweledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02690300632800738708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-90328909133486742952014-06-04T08:50:12.946-05:002014-06-04T08:50:12.946-05:00love it! Sounds so much like me too lol :) ~Patty ...love it! Sounds so much like me too lol :) ~Patty RainJeweledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02690300632800738708noreply@blogger.com