tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post8347491102554590608..comments2023-10-14T09:44:21.840-05:00Comments on People I Want to Punch in the Throat: That's NOT a Bad Word?Jen Piwtpitthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09576108150881254072noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-58448467121319007072017-05-15T07:12:45.525-05:002017-05-15T07:12:45.525-05:00I had an English teacher, who in the course of del...I had an English teacher, who in the course of delivering the lesson, would interject new words to expand our vocabulary. He made a comment, then said he meant it "from the cockles of my heart." After an exposition defining the cochlea ventricles of the aforementioned "blood pumper", I asked "Would that make vampires cockle suckers?" It was treated to 1-2 minutes of him bent over his desk trying to compose himself. Had I been 8, rather than 11, or 12, it would have been a prouder moment. Words can be swords or scalpels, for the clever, wielded clumsily, merely a bludgeon.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08238919864431751656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-14898581357816987372014-11-21T12:11:20.174-06:002014-11-21T12:11:20.174-06:00ditto.
I am SURE there's a special kind of mov...ditto.<br />I am SURE there's a special kind of movie out there by that name!Full Spectrum Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11460737436704927666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-18063308194729524092013-11-07T10:26:44.667-06:002013-11-07T10:26:44.667-06:00I think I am going to call it Ass Kong from now on...I think I am going to call it Ass Kong from now on just because of this. So frickin funny, I love it! And I would like to know your magic that allows you to be able to hide the amount of laughter I would have coming out of me if that had been my kid....the kind of laughing that tooting would have been simultaneous. I mean, good thing I am in an office by myself right now!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-82432162387558011192013-11-06T14:58:44.664-06:002013-11-06T14:58:44.664-06:00Thank GOD your kid didn't notice you laughing ...Thank GOD your kid didn't notice you laughing at his very funny joke. He might get the crazy idea that it's okay to push the envelope... That'd be terrible.Khuffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01437486134668303100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-36316176810780084132013-11-06T09:26:45.815-06:002013-11-06T09:26:45.815-06:00Ass Kong LOL! I couldn't stop laughing for 5 ...Ass Kong LOL! I couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes. Too funny. Periwinkle Paisleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08746575926852682354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-70065544182935143352013-11-05T20:49:12.622-06:002013-11-05T20:49:12.622-06:00This past week, my five year old has taken to sayi...This past week, my five year old has taken to saying "Your face looks like a butt." and then laughs himself silly.(I thought he had learned it from one of his friends at school)My husband heard him let that gem loose this weekend and said,"Where on earth did you learn that?Who taught you to say that?" He promptly ratted out his 17 year old brother who was standing right next to him at the time.I had to leave the room so I could laugh.Guess which kid got the lecture on saying hurtful things and which kid got the lecture on being a good influence?spymayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12000048306408616538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-75027254838537912402013-11-05T13:57:19.830-06:002013-11-05T13:57:19.830-06:00Ass Kong is priceless.Ass Kong is priceless.ercatalanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06806023346542467987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-86665137809054676262013-11-05T13:29:50.055-06:002013-11-05T13:29:50.055-06:00Ass Kong ..I can't stop chuckling!Ass Kong ..I can't stop chuckling!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08527247585815154235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-79810580152407636082013-11-05T13:28:02.840-06:002013-11-05T13:28:02.840-06:00Oh I cannot wait for my boys to start doing this. ...Oh I cannot wait for my boys to start doing this. My 8 yo had four boys over on Friday for a party, They kept saying "breast" of course talking about how it had been breast cancer awareness month, but really trying to get away with just saying the word breast.Kathy at kissing the froghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08891076797411265353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-4306777190977114472013-11-05T13:27:59.081-06:002013-11-05T13:27:59.081-06:00Ass Kong!!! Best ever.
that's one of those...Ass Kong!!! Best ever. <br /> that's one of those "teaching moments" that you just wave to as it sails on by....and have a good laugh.LA Botcharhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09045857399816360885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-65329126179055286872013-11-04T20:44:13.383-06:002013-11-04T20:44:13.383-06:00I spend so much time trying to convince myself tha...I spend so much time trying to convince myself that it's just a word. As a writer, I know there's so much power behind "just words." But Ass Kong? That's good shit right there.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00568034681803349166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-7405512171677224482013-11-04T19:13:29.544-06:002013-11-04T19:13:29.544-06:00None. They had me looking up words...in the urban ...None. They had me looking up words...in the urban dictionary...Wendy at Taking the Long Way Homehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09934786207724059919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-88738717223166938262013-11-04T14:23:13.287-06:002013-11-04T14:23:13.287-06:00Too too funny. I grew up farming and there are a ...Too too funny. I grew up farming and there are a lot of words that you learn can be applied to cattle that can never be used in polite company. ;)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05383317406434265326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-44589424717866032882013-11-04T13:53:27.915-06:002013-11-04T13:53:27.915-06:00it gets better when you go cross linguistic, as an...it gets better when you go cross linguistic, as an Irish schoolkids we were tickled pink to discover the verb for look was "feic" (pronounced feck) it was like swearing without swearing) then a few months later we found out the word for word was "foical" (pronnounced f*** all), this one had us rolling in the ailses, you try teaching a bunch of inquisitive ten year olds words like that, I feel sorry for the teacher, franklyAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08071498393350071491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-82552415509335352902013-11-04T13:27:12.666-06:002013-11-04T13:27:12.666-06:00Be sure to tell Gomer that Bitch is technically a ...Be sure to tell Gomer that Bitch is technically a legitimate word. It is a female dog. I think kids tried to use that as an excuse to say it back when I was a kid!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-26169334816314584692013-11-04T11:29:51.501-06:002013-11-04T11:29:51.501-06:00My kids think "butt cheek" is the funnie...My kids think "butt cheek" is the funniest phrase ever. Last year it was "fart" that was so hilarious, but clearly their sense of humor is maturing. Tracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11942223629303845455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-29166155972301665592013-11-04T10:25:33.800-06:002013-11-04T10:25:33.800-06:00My (then Spelling Bee Champ) son was asked by anot...My (then Spelling Bee Champ) son was asked by another kid how to spell "bastard." He spelled it out correctly and promptly got a detention. The kid who asked got nada . . . . .life just aint fair.Mosaicwenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16598291052129062297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-90760370635541058792013-11-04T10:20:15.870-06:002013-11-04T10:20:15.870-06:00love that kid!love that kid!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00965801664060930902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-80557226270644943722013-11-04T10:16:42.153-06:002013-11-04T10:16:42.153-06:00"Ass Kong" is NOT a video you'd want..."Ass Kong" is NOT a video you'd want kids looking up - I'm guessing.<br />My 13 year old son and I recently had a discussion on why, if there are no bad words, as I've taught him, he can't just go around saying the F word all the time.<br />I told him he'd never get in trouble for saying any word that wasn't used to hurt someone, but that words *do* carry weight in society and some are more acceptable to use amongst peers rather than cross-generationally... And certainly not to be used in front of grandparents or at school - because some people ARE offended by certain words.<br />I wish I could be as cool about it as I want to be.the notorious bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11533010662983387098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-16483378007403390032013-11-04T09:42:12.929-06:002013-11-04T09:42:12.929-06:00Thank you for my first laugh on a Monday morning!Thank you for my first laugh on a Monday morning!lenniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03405405699780511423noreply@blogger.com