tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post7879632595196660987..comments2023-10-14T09:44:21.840-05:00Comments on People I Want to Punch in the Throat: The Lady Who Says, "No Candy for You, Fatso!"Jen Piwtpitthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09576108150881254072noreply@blogger.comBlogger80125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-6319561842101205432013-11-11T20:14:44.502-06:002013-11-11T20:14:44.502-06:00FYI, this is a hoax. The radio station Y94 has com...FYI, this is a hoax. The radio station Y94 has come forward to our local television station to say it was all fake. Thank goodness. (This is the same radio station where supposedly someone called in and thought the deer should only be crossing at the deer crossing signs - that went viral too. You can google "Donna the Deer Lady".)KimberlyOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06049216952563214614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-60857692018525836702013-11-04T00:45:28.752-06:002013-11-04T00:45:28.752-06:00Not to mention the idiot lady can't spellNot to mention the idiot lady can't spellDan in Dallashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14839875143810491354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-48412997475500331392013-11-01T12:00:13.123-05:002013-11-01T12:00:13.123-05:00True or not, this is hilarious. And I wouldn't...True or not, this is hilarious. And I wouldn't put it past people to read that lady's letter and decide to copy it, for the 'good' of the children. Some people are ass holes like that.<br />http://sheepishlyshameful.blogspot.co.uk/Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05311967562961921686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-52304697547562902932013-10-31T20:10:18.660-05:002013-10-31T20:10:18.660-05:00http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/416910/
I...http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/416910/<br /><br />It's a hoax. Sad, but not trueMs Maehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10424148534540046745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-467950030350633482013-10-31T14:08:16.933-05:002013-10-31T14:08:16.933-05:00Jen - you are the best fucking woman in the world!...Jen - you are the best fucking woman in the world! I wish I could call out all the people you do as eloquently as you do! imbogus1https://www.blogger.com/profile/01058315031375783511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-58116384593891521872013-10-31T12:13:05.540-05:002013-10-31T12:13:05.540-05:00Hope it was nothing more than a gag as stated by K...Hope it was nothing more than a gag as stated by KD; otherwise I am all for Jen's post.<br /><br />If you would like a little fun Halloween Reading with no chance I think of offending anyone, check out "13 Reasons Witches Rock"<br />http://sadiesgathering.blogspot.com/2013/10/13-reasons-witches-rock.html<br />Happy Halloween!SDJayehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05296533306910336907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-52598762643573637862013-10-31T11:35:02.825-05:002013-10-31T11:35:02.825-05:00I just read on another site that this was a radio ...I just read on another site that this was a radio gag and isn't for realKDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16825192227639265849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-82248341561946494742013-10-31T06:25:55.057-05:002013-10-31T06:25:55.057-05:00I usually play devils advocate with this type of s...I usually play devils advocate with this type of situation but after reading the letter, and f u 's idiotic reply to Jen's well deserved throat-punch response, I'm almost at a loss forwords. Jen PIWTPITT ppretty well summed up most of what I wanted to say. I would have said she was the one that asked for the attention, so she really can't complain about what kind she gets. Yeah, this country is baby-ing some of its kids too dam much. Guess what, some of its adults are to dam baby-ed too. But that dam sure doesn't give this sanctimonious, judgmental, tickturd the right to say something to my child about something she doesn't have that much control over. My baby girl was one of those fat kids, but she was also very sick as a baby and after surgeries and medicines and greatgrands who can't say no, she topped out at 112 at age 7. She and I have worked very hard, with her doctors, to get her medical issues fixed and through the last 3 years, she has lost 20 pounds and grown 6 inches. She is sweet and shy and self-conscious enough without this heifer WHO DOESN'T KNOW HER AND ISN'T HER DOCTOR telling her she is not good enough to get the same treatment as the skinny kids. That's horsehockey. I don't normally advocate violence, having survived it myself, nor would I normally advocate giving a bully attention- but the red headed Southern Momma in me is screaming for a good old-fashioned woodshed visit for that...that...that YANKEE. ( sorry, strongest cussword I could type on this public comp) But, God says vengeance is His, and He really doesn't like when people hurt His innocent children. (slightly evil grin) Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08759814070684565442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-78351979872353953642013-10-31T02:40:14.911-05:002013-10-31T02:40:14.911-05:00I think she leaked it herself to the media in an e...I think she leaked it herself to the media in an effort to 'go viral' and is loving all the attention, negative or not...which makes her an extra-super-assholey-assholeRachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06761769695844529367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-20735881072321633552013-10-31T01:52:36.607-05:002013-10-31T01:52:36.607-05:00Go put a crap ton of candy at her front door...you...Go put a crap ton of candy at her front door...you know because it takes a village! ask the village to all spend an extra couple of bucks and buy the cheap candy...you know all the things that are still left at the bottom of the Halloween bucket 3 weeks later and cover her freakin porch!Organized Chaoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15603256809572211631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-6326837921273638892013-10-30T22:26:12.446-05:002013-10-30T22:26:12.446-05:00You know, by happy coincidence, eggs are on sale a...You know, by happy coincidence, eggs are on sale at my supermarket today. <br />I cannot believe the unfathomable nerve of some people. LA Botcharhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09045857399816360885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-54207324759973486262013-10-30T22:22:07.494-05:002013-10-30T22:22:07.494-05:00She's the Village IdiotShe's the Village IdiotAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08730886743787117408noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-56548409255326401872013-10-30T22:20:23.568-05:002013-10-30T22:20:23.568-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08730886743787117408noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-87679504616570061382013-10-30T20:16:58.166-05:002013-10-30T20:16:58.166-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.cmghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14094914068493205405noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-19854904315008576432013-10-30T20:16:42.535-05:002013-10-30T20:16:42.535-05:00Salutations Old Bat,
I apologize for not calling ...Salutations Old Bat,<br /><br />I apologize for not calling you "dear", you might have decided not to read this if I used a "sweet" word like that in my greeting. <br />You know those shirts with the pithy [you had to Google that word, didn't you] saying about "your village called - they're missing their idiot"? That was about you, toots.<br />If you're a product of the Fargo Moorhead, West Fargo village, you're certainly not good publicity. If your village is so superior, you should be able to proofread your idiotic note before distributing it. Or perhaps you had several members of your tribe give you the thumbs up on your note. It must be embarrassing to be called out by a girl from Alabama on your inability to form proper sentences!<br />I'm a bit confused by your message. The sentence says "you child is"... Are you meaning to say that my child is moderately obese or have you recently watched "The Help" [goodness knows you couldn't have read it] and you're to sneak it in with "you is kind, you is smart, but not too smart because you and your young'uns is obese"...<br />I feel sorry for you. You have to tear down little kids to make yourself feel better. I bet you were the Charlie Brown kid and got rocks for Halloween.<br />Instead of being a hateful, judgemental old thing, how about you turn off the lights and not answer the door at all? Or, if you're really trying to look out for everyone's best interests, you shouldn't be giving out candy at all! Give out pencils. Then those fat (moderately obese) kids can gnaw on tthe tip of the pencil since they don't have any candy to crunch.<br />If you're looking to be a legend, that's guaranteed. It won't be for your heroic efforts to stop childhood obesity. You will be legendary for being a mouthy old shrew who decides to run her yap.<br />Cordially yours,<br />Me cmghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14094914068493205405noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-41203938229242599622013-10-30T19:52:18.508-05:002013-10-30T19:52:18.508-05:00Hey lady! Your village called ... they want their ...Hey lady! Your village called ... they want their Idiot back. Asshole. Jpitzer64@gmail.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16432200590206637588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-13514056352030794772013-10-30T19:50:53.469-05:002013-10-30T19:50:53.469-05:00p.s., Its Devil's night and she should get toi...p.s., Its Devil's night and she should get toilet papered ; )Nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09365126232495066352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-46974980085566719732013-10-30T19:49:53.911-05:002013-10-30T19:49:53.911-05:00She's an asshole. If you're going to be a...She's an asshole. If you're going to be a Scrooge on Halloween, please do everyone a favor and shut off your fkn light. I am 35 years old and still love Halloween. I don't have kids of my own, so I go trick or treating (dressed up) with my cousin and her kids. Apparently she doesn't know that 99% of parents bring their kids' candy to work so that their kids don't gorge themselves. Nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09365126232495066352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-58672279715136455622013-10-30T19:13:41.588-05:002013-10-30T19:13:41.588-05:00Hah Jessica I was about to say it seems like "...Hah Jessica I was about to say it seems like "f u" may have wrote the letter!<br /><br />The ONLY part I will even remotely agree with "f u" on is I do think as a society we're over-babying our kids. And by that I mean, It's not going to hurt them if they don't get 1st, 2nd or third place adn don't win a trophy. The "everyone wins" mentality doesn't really encourage hard work. It's OK and totally fine and not the end of the world if you're not always in the top 3, not everyone excels at everything. I may be an artist and always finished well with art, but try to make me to Trig or Calculus, or build an engine, or sing and you'll be sorely disappointed. So the "over-babying" our kids and sheltering them from ANYTHING negative I think has... well a negative affect. We need to experience all things, whether good or bad in order to learn and grow from them as people. But that's about the closest I get to agreeing with "f u".<br /><br />HOWEVER! The lady that wrote that letter is a vile, disgusting human being. She does not know the circumstances for each child. Perhaps it IS a medical condition, or maybe their parents really don't care what they eat... who knows? But what business is it of hers? If she doesn't want to contribute to childhood obesity, turn the damn light off, or hand out pencils or stickers or things others have mentioned. If you're giving out candy PERIOD you're "contributing to childhood obesity", whether or not the kids are skinny or heavier. I'd have more respect if the note was something like "I think childhood obesity has become an epidemic, so instead of giving out candy, I have chosen to give out these cool spooky pencils instead! I hope you all have a lovely and blessed holiday!" or something like that.<br /><br />Jen, as usual, you hit the nail on the head, and I love your blogs!! I hope I can get up to the level you're at someday, keep rocking it out lady!!! <3Drain Bramage and Bluffy Funnieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15640273922233923751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-8459987460469756962013-10-30T19:03:39.662-05:002013-10-30T19:03:39.662-05:00That bitch is begging to get egged and tp'd. J...That bitch is begging to get egged and tp'd. Just BEGGING for it. Emeliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08996278385582582717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-10620309173172960782013-10-30T18:34:01.172-05:002013-10-30T18:34:01.172-05:00" Warrior against child obesity" - is th..." Warrior against child obesity" - is that a new way of saying "chicken s@#% coward who hides behind anonymous notes and judges other people"? You can't humiliate the fat out of kids, either.Cosmichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07090412523630959339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-42477214201855605532013-10-30T18:30:48.896-05:002013-10-30T18:30:48.896-05:00Many years ago, a lady knocked on my door on Hallo...Many years ago, a lady knocked on my door on Halloween, and I answered in my Minnie Mouse costume. She giggled, squeezed my knee, and told me that was the fattest knee she's ever seen. Then she asked for a donation to United Way. Mind you, I was not a child and not super sensitive, but I wondered if this woman forgot she was begging door to door. Me and my fat knees slammed the door and ate some more candy.Starr https://www.blogger.com/profile/03466102837363060940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-7496420527011934772013-10-30T18:30:03.076-05:002013-10-30T18:30:03.076-05:00Wish I lived closer - I'd come over and crap o...Wish I lived closer - I'd come over and crap on her porch :)Cosmichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07090412523630959339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-37397338594568812702013-10-30T16:54:54.857-05:002013-10-30T16:54:54.857-05:00Nicole you are so right on! And the tesponse lette...Nicole you are so right on! And the tesponse letter that started this is absolutely perfect.if you got problems with Halloween, either don't participate or hand out something non candy. I, as a parent, ALWAYS went thru their candy when they came home, and guess who eats a good portion of that candy anyways? That's right, the parents! Its their job to devide what they let their kids consume, not the neighbors! And yeah,I'm thinking eggs and toilet paper might make an appearance, from "the village".Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13355220289503744979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-72096027898212310322013-10-30T16:53:52.399-05:002013-10-30T16:53:52.399-05:00I love this Jen! I'm bringing my new puppy ove...I love this Jen! I'm bringing my new puppy over to crap on her porch. Peanutlaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06014323667114683464noreply@blogger.com