tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post462194363673895008..comments2023-10-14T09:44:21.840-05:00Comments on People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Douchey DadsJen Piwtpitthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09576108150881254072noreply@blogger.comBlogger245125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-26866704246008683472022-05-26T02:13:56.288-05:002022-05-26T02:13:56.288-05:00The photo is per-FECT! lol where did she even get ...The photo is per-FECT! lol where did she even get that pic. Is that actually Stud and buds? Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-79349770884059299302022-01-28T16:21:45.497-06:002022-01-28T16:21:45.497-06:00I had to divorce my husband because he became a Ne...I had to divorce my husband because he became a Nercissist. Nothing could budge him from his selfish demands. He kept gambling and seeing the girl and cheated over and over again. I tried every possible communication both personally and routed through friends and relatives but didn't work. This happened after being in a marriage of 5 years. But the relationship couldn't last even a year after marriage coz I came to know all that he was doing behind my back, all thanks to ''hackingloop6@gmail .com'' for their investigative and hacking service that helped me gain access to all his phone activities. Cheating is cruel and it feels horrible.. A tip to all those women who have faced this mental trauma is to monitor the person's every possible way before settling down with him. If u feel the person might be cheating discuss right away... 'hackingloop6@gmail. com, is also reachable on WhatsApp +1(484)540 - 0785,he really helped me get a honorable divorce without fights.<br />Purpplebaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17924319581122639928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-31431382409984391682019-05-25T13:58:38.391-05:002019-05-25T13:58:38.391-05:00And this is why some women get labeled as judgment...And this is why some women get labeled as judgmental bitches. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-53943169749374721962015-08-19T12:45:27.188-05:002015-08-19T12:45:27.188-05:00I actually didn't see much wrong with him besi...I actually didn't see much wrong with him besides his rudely standing in your way and shallowly wanting to warn his mom. He obviously is married to a major OAM, but he asked how she was and set up a way to help her out, which I thought was pretty good.<br /><br />I love your stuff... read one of your books and I'm onto the 2nd one which linked to this post.Splash90https://www.blogger.com/profile/06953803156644741921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-49953842029579031082015-04-21T21:42:36.392-05:002015-04-21T21:42:36.392-05:00These are not people I want to punch in the throat...These are not people I want to punch in the throat, those are people I want to stab in the genitals. <br /><br />What the HELL takes three hours? Does Mom have to go get a Brazilian and deliver the tooth with her vagina? <br /><br />I didn't know people like this exist. I thought they were just on Television and I am so very scared. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-35862285727788944632014-04-28T10:32:31.865-05:002014-04-28T10:32:31.865-05:00read the husband defense first s o i had to come b...read the husband defense first s o i had to come back and read the original<br />one question for jen jealous much?stnlsstlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10894123528707953934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-74352648232517002502014-04-25T09:52:05.018-05:002014-04-25T09:52:05.018-05:00Okay, question from the uninitiated: what is an OA...Okay, question from the uninitiated: what is an OAM?<br />Judhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07079097345536803291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-21852838810347500022014-04-24T15:31:08.112-05:002014-04-24T15:31:08.112-05:00Seriously, how sad would it be to be a child in a ...Seriously, how sad would it be to be a child in a family that the man you should know and love the most speaks in a phony, PC, business voice when you call them to tell him your tooth fell out. Or to be the wife of a man that handles it like a business call, instead a mile-stone. Or a family who is more concerned with Grandmother's pictures than their little boy growing up before their eyes. lgvhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05946545577649337750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-132655910540587722014-04-24T15:10:39.717-05:002014-04-24T15:10:39.717-05:00I live in a Podunk town just south of NOVA but I w...I live in a Podunk town just south of NOVA but I would have to agree that I know of a bunch DDs and OAMs in NOVA and Maryland. I wish these people would get real jobs and spend time with their kiddos!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-6721030942668103372014-04-24T13:30:45.778-05:002014-04-24T13:30:45.778-05:00So, my husband neither golfs nor is a douche... bu...So, my husband neither golfs nor is a douche... but he makes fairly good money and is often off work on a Tuesday. So I thought I'd provide a possible answer to your question, "where do you guys work that you can spend half of a Tuesday golfing at this expensive club?" My husband is an ER doctor. And he's often off on a Tuesday or Thursday because when everybody else is off on Saturday and Sunday, he's usually working. His place of employment is open 24/7, so he can often only do fun or relaxing activities while other guys (who don't look like douches to strangers, I guess) are at work. <br /><br />I actually thought this post was kind of funny in spots, AND I like your blog. :) But I think the whole " Most dads I know only take off work this early if it's a family emergency or their child is in a performance at school" so therefore any guy off work on a Tuesday must be a douche married to an overachieving mom thing is taking it a bit too far. You're failing to take into account that somebody has to be at work at 2am on Saturday so that if your kid wakes up with bronchitis or a seizure or a weird rash, you don't have to wait until Monday morning to have them see a doctor.<br /><br />Like I said, my husband doesn't golf, but a lot of his doctor friends do. And because trauma surgeons, ER docs, radiologists, hospitalists, and a whole host of other medical specialties don't get to work a 9-5 like everybody else, there's a pretty good chance that some of the guys you're accusing of being douchey dads because they "take off work" to play golf are actually doctors who don't have the luxury of being off every Saturday. Just some food for thought. :)<br /><br />And just to prove I'm not an overachieving mom - for Valentine's Day, my kid got a dry erase board from the dollar section at Target.<br /><br />http://morenaps.blogspot.comBethanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05900914389510848443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-42395542579409657652014-04-24T12:09:45.794-05:002014-04-24T12:09:45.794-05:00And then there's me who had to confess about t...And then there's me who had to confess about the tooth fairy because I forgot - not once, not even twice but three damn days in a row! So it was either tell her how lame, overworked and tired her real mom was or have her believe the tooth fairy didn't give a crap about her. #epicparentingfail but at least not douchey.swernerdesignhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14462360350838584911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-17902549241345732082014-04-23T23:40:38.792-05:002014-04-23T23:40:38.792-05:00OMG, I thought I was the only one. Thank God!!!!...OMG, I thought I was the only one. Thank God!!!!!!! I have also used the "well remember you slept in my bed, go to the bathroom and brush your teeth, and maybe it's under your pillow. Get dressed, then we will look for it!" ;)Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10314834974941642603noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-81385105045111969572014-04-23T15:27:06.850-05:002014-04-23T15:27:06.850-05:00Ha! What a typical CC type!
Carol
http://www.carol...Ha! What a typical CC type!<br />Carol<br />http://www.carolcassara.comMiddle-aged Diva (Carol)https://www.blogger.com/profile/01568652518759320329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-42990802216148022772014-04-23T14:08:44.998-05:002014-04-23T14:08:44.998-05:00Not a telethon - they already have all the Benjami...Not a telethon - they already have all the Benjamins they need - an INTERVENTION. With appropriate accoutrements i.e. billy-clubs, rope and a Delta 88 with a large empty trunk.Lola Vidalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18422202728623802937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-35758271070569700512014-04-23T13:32:27.694-05:002014-04-23T13:32:27.694-05:00Oh, lord, it is a well known fact that I am THE WO...Oh, lord, it is a well known fact that I am THE WORST tooth fairy ever. I have written letters, made excuses b/c of thunderstorms, the cat scared her away.... you name it...The kids always get their money, just nearly never the night they lose their tooth. My oldest doesn't even believe anymore, I should just hand him a dollar and be done with it, right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-29996403606836681042014-04-23T13:28:21.957-05:002014-04-23T13:28:21.957-05:00Totally sounds like something you'd see on &qu...Totally sounds like something you'd see on "Southern Charm". <br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10863091737264849511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-37776550851959035882014-04-23T09:42:29.075-05:002014-04-23T09:42:29.075-05:00They live in Holliston and Sherbourne too! I see a...They live in Holliston and Sherbourne too! I see a lot of OAMs, but only a handful of DDs in that area. The OAMs drive me bananas, they try way to hard to impress and show off to the other Moms. However, my oldest boy is friends w/ a lot of their kids, so I just shrug and be kind.Jesyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01763911694966219995noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-2269510420292055392014-04-23T09:37:53.748-05:002014-04-23T09:37:53.748-05:00Oh I love this and her husband's response is f...Oh I love this and her husband's response is fantastic...living in SC I see this mess too and it's seriously laughable.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11041396720114516529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-10930395317333172342014-04-23T08:56:16.475-05:002014-04-23T08:56:16.475-05:00I WORK WITH THOSE DOUCHEY DADS!
Well, not THOSE D...I WORK WITH THOSE DOUCHEY DADS!<br /><br />Well, not THOSE Douchey Dads, but those douche dads!<br /><br />OMG, my life just got a little better because I swore it HAD to be only me that hated this shit and got a ball of bile in her throat everytime I had to hear about a golf game or a luncheon or some crap like that.<br /><br />God I'm gonna sleep good tonight.Carrie - ASassyRedhead.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01630927332651091393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-53500367480620128072013-05-12T20:41:26.223-05:002013-05-12T20:41:26.223-05:00I had a manager who transferred in to our company...I had a manager who transferred in to our company who matched this description to a tee. Turned out he was a super creep, physically assaulted and sexually harrassed me all at the same time, then threatened suicide when my bosses tried to fire him for it. Douche Dad. Douche Husband. Fucking Douche Manager. Amanda Dearesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00422761075100911120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-52723132904430165942013-05-06T10:46:53.365-05:002013-05-06T10:46:53.365-05:00Hey, thespotts - former English major with an MFA ...Hey, thespotts - former English major with an MFA in creative writing, here. Both "judgment" and "judgement" are correct, so can it. Have a nice day.Shephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14439410468918566020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-44632505309157998022013-05-01T15:06:07.749-05:002013-05-01T15:06:07.749-05:00Late to the par-tay:
Many, many men like those men...Late to the par-tay:<br />Many, many men like those mentioned in the original post are omnipresent across the country.<br /><br />When I was younger, my sister and I worked in catering and at lofty golf courses.<br />I will not be able to fully express how many of these married d-bags gave her their numbers, played grab ass, or worse. Cornered near bathrooms, at bar employee doors, even out to our cars. It stopped when we stopped working at these places. Being a server or even a manager at these places does not make YOU d-bags better than us, nor does it mean you get to act any way you want and treat the people who bring your food like geishas or your private hooker pool. <br />I will remind any d-bag who happen to read this and think they are in the clear: WE MAKE YOUR FOOD AND DRINKS.THINK ABOUT THAT PRIOR TO BEING AN ASSHAT. I TOUCH YOUR FOOD ASSHOLE.<br />They are breeding places, watering holes for d-baggertons, and they are so busy showing off and being horrid, that all you can do is avoid them. <br />r/bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16532650289663298899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-64917709617656266272013-04-30T00:21:08.461-05:002013-04-30T00:21:08.461-05:00That's funny that you never picked up on the p...That's funny that you never picked up on the pure hilarity of what Jen calls her kids. Wow!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07235346659435836833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-1037101019484540462013-04-29T21:05:57.689-05:002013-04-29T21:05:57.689-05:00Nope nope nope. I respectfully (or not so much) d...Nope nope nope. I respectfully (or not so much) disagree with your dissenters. Now, I'm a girl who likes to throw around the c-word, but only when it's really really necessary. The guy who called you one? Talk about people who need a punch in the throat.<br />ANYWAY. Love this. Agree with the hubs. The people who are perturbed by this posting are probably married to DDs. Poor things.holycarphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14511297134626691124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-47742997323298230482013-04-29T19:31:29.769-05:002013-04-29T19:31:29.769-05:00My daughter lost a tooth on the morning of my brot...My daughter lost a tooth on the morning of my brother's wedding. The tooth fairy was too drunk that night to remember :-O<br />So the next morning, "Grandpa" tooth fairy gave her $10! I wanted to kill him lolStephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01532317215698637171noreply@blogger.com