tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post3026429537540125239..comments2023-10-14T09:44:21.840-05:00Comments on People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Hypochondriac HubsJen Piwtpitthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09576108150881254072noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-30608619775792546332019-09-05T13:02:27.613-05:002019-09-05T13:02:27.613-05:00Don't be too hard on people with a weak handsh...Don't be too hard on people with a weak handshake. Until you have arthritis in your hand, will you avoid a "good, firm handshake".Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05619331186801195475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-597496717715046772016-12-25T09:00:44.201-06:002016-12-25T09:00:44.201-06:00Ugh, that sneezing thing was gross. But question i...Ugh, that sneezing thing was gross. But question is, why did your husband not cover HIS mouth when he yawned?RainbowChazer's Reviewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11636845414096680371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-15656191761166093842014-11-13T09:55:55.543-06:002014-11-13T09:55:55.543-06:00I lol'd but really the sneezing thing is gross...I lol'd but really the sneezing thing is gross and I would have died just from the grossness of it. Holly @ Cat Hair and Glitterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352949381012839871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-71613201926527877122014-11-13T08:00:44.798-06:002014-11-13T08:00:44.798-06:00In.The.MOUTH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Ok, so I guess he w...In.The.MOUTH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Ok, so I guess he was actually sick that one time. My husband does the same damn thing. Actually, he's not a quite a hypochondriac. I call him a wannabe hypochondriac. He always tells me he's getting sick & then NEVER gets sick. Guess who was always "getting" sick while someone else who was home w/ the kids & catching every God damn disease known to humankind when they came home from school & breathed on me was ACTUALLY sick? That'll make you a little bitter & not all that sympathetic when the other person actually does get sick. Then last week when I was laid out for THREE days w/ the worst cold I've had in a decade, The Man once again said he thought he was getting sick. Are you fucking kidding me?! Never got sick. I also think our husbands should throw down at the hot dog eating contest. The only thing is being sick doesn't stop my husband from eating. He'll say, "I don't feel well. I had diarrhea twice today. Let's go get hamburgers from McDonalds." Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09587376475449542545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-16765668312465543832014-11-12T16:22:45.501-06:002014-11-12T16:22:45.501-06:00Hubs calls me when I'm in Canada taking care o...Hubs calls me when I'm in Canada taking care of my recently departed grandmother's estate (mind you I'm with my mom who just got out of the hospital & was still be wheeled everywhere. And it's two days after Christmas....) "I'm sick, can you come home early?" Me "Maybe, go to the doctor" Hubs "oh, I'll be ok "moan'". argh. Next afternoon Hubs " I went to the doctor" Me (thinking oh crap he really is sick, he NEVER goes to the doc) "yes..." Hubs "Stay as long as you need, I'll be ok" <br />I'm thinking the doctor chewed him out for coming in with a 99 fever...! Good thing everything else makes up for it.MPPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01544780790623907024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-7585536311869062892014-02-09T23:55:56.415-06:002014-02-09T23:55:56.415-06:00Giant Man Babies...LOVE it!
Giant Man Babies...LOVE it!<br />Nancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01061752123275439542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-32338801655410523942014-02-09T11:39:52.804-06:002014-02-09T11:39:52.804-06:00We have a near-fatal case of the Man Flu here toda...We have a near-fatal case of the Man Flu here today. The hubs won't go take a nap in the bedroom, he'd rather suffer in the living room so everyone else can appreciate his misery. Goody!San Diego Farmgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10561103211171226430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-54209815751427520422014-02-08T05:31:36.788-06:002014-02-08T05:31:36.788-06:00Same. It's husbands. And God forbid if Mom get...Same. It's husbands. And God forbid if Mom gets a cold... <br />Try the wet sock cure. He'll hate it, but it will draw the cold/flu out quicker. Accidental Brilliancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08568604563821045636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-72453358542118131322014-02-06T22:38:23.361-06:002014-02-06T22:38:23.361-06:00The Man Cold. found exclusively on the Y Chromoso...The Man Cold. found exclusively on the Y Chromosome, will turn your macho man into a little whiny bitch.... but I do hear they are near fatal. Only a remote and a little bell will give them the will to live. *side-eye*LA Botcharhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09045857399816360885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-32363058776681547392014-02-05T18:05:56.887-06:002014-02-05T18:05:56.887-06:00Love it! Also love that I just realized you are in...Love it! Also love that I just realized you are in KC...lived in Raytown, MO growing up. Must be where I got the urge to throat punch people!Craven A Vacationhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15325801992984219931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-18542658361521497352012-12-10T17:58:29.957-06:002012-12-10T17:58:29.957-06:00This was AMAZING. :DThis was AMAZING. :DMichellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01680768639711085876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-74186686796552021622012-12-07T22:32:35.546-06:002012-12-07T22:32:35.546-06:00Snopes is a websight that looks into all myths and...Snopes is a websight that looks into all myths and urban legends and even those annoying emails and Facebook posts we see all the time. Tells us if they are true or not. I looked up the onion cure a long time ago to prove to a friend it wasn't true. The Brigham familyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16695351683634532255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-38807033938023059722012-12-07T01:49:32.632-06:002012-12-07T01:49:32.632-06:00LOL, GROSS! I would have kicked that guy in the ju...LOL, GROSS! I would have kicked that guy in the junk! My hubbys illness is ALWAYS worse than mine........TNMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16811407816593020440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-24890751984207135212012-12-05T12:58:32.954-06:002012-12-05T12:58:32.954-06:00love it! thank you for making me laugh!love it! thank you for making me laugh!apcary22https://www.blogger.com/profile/15510844103768793994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-4541423692022161812012-12-05T11:55:16.405-06:002012-12-05T11:55:16.405-06:00Oh my God, thanks for the laugh. Seriously, the sn...Oh my God, thanks for the laugh. Seriously, the sneeze did me in.Deninehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16053953796830604066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-71431396496128690522012-12-04T12:25:49.258-06:002012-12-04T12:25:49.258-06:00I'm a new reader and have been sharing your bl...I'm a new reader and have been sharing your blog with everyone. I have to say I too married a hypochondric *hanging my head in shame* He has past his acting skills, I mean illness to our daughter too. *paper bag over head* She goes to the office almost daily...Ms. Julie and I have a special agreement...no phone calls unless there is a fluid leaking from her body. So I learn this morning she has been going to the office every. day. after lunch cause her belly hurts/head hurts/old ankle injury is acting up/feels like she may vomit/diarrea may happen/etc. She asked to take her nasal spray to school today because "the winter weather is making her nasal passage dry." She has band-aids, neosporin, chapstick, q-tips and now nasal spray in her back pack. Did I mention she is seven??? I thank my Hubby for teaching her his mad skills. Like watching the plethora of commericals promoting the newest illness and the medicine that is needed along with the side effects and the medicines to correct those side effects, which means that there is a new illness that has a three or four letter acronym that my Hubby has. *sigh* We need to get together for wine. just sayingRockyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07459446962006706668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-5437846121744391822012-12-04T10:52:03.167-06:002012-12-04T10:52:03.167-06:00I feel as if you wrote this about my own husband. ...I feel as if you wrote this about my own husband. He gets the sniffles and body aches and when I mention to him that it's probably the cold going around, he states "no, this is worse...it's something more serious". Yet in 48 hours, he's FINE. I do think he's on to something. I push myself to go to work and still take care of the kids and house while sick, so my cold lasts 8 times longer than his. He whines and stays in bed for 2 days and emerges on the 3rd a perfectly healthy human being. Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13447886435150260682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-315101705427754472012-12-03T21:35:18.147-06:002012-12-03T21:35:18.147-06:00http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbmbMSrsZVQ
I watc...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbmbMSrsZVQ<br /><br />I watch this every year at the beginning of cold and flu season. Then when the hubs gets sick, I throw a "poor little bunny" in here and there, and it makes me feel better.Sassenachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15595322051391525442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-43491012452953797102012-12-03T10:48:36.850-06:002012-12-03T10:48:36.850-06:00I'm sure you've probably already seen it, ...I'm sure you've probably already seen it, but on the off chance you haven't, you should check out "Man Cold" on Youtube, with Nick Frost. Priceless! And true. So true.Janna Nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04184581383327282089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-15660086643141087522012-12-03T10:11:11.459-06:002012-12-03T10:11:11.459-06:00i always feel like that episode of big bang theory...i always feel like that episode of big bang theory when sheldon gets sick and the rest of the cast flees from him in the fear that they're going to get stuck taking care of him.<br /><br />I hear the Mister groan and I get that same twinge of terror. you might have the sniffles sir, but you sure are still capable of putting soup in the microwave. suck it up already it's not the plague.<br /><br />Unless i guess it really is the plague. hopefully we don't have any run-ins like you did. (DUDE HOW DISGUSTING is that sneezer? cover your darn mouth!)Kphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02762687534740052256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-70618012138703617162012-12-03T09:43:38.404-06:002012-12-03T09:43:38.404-06:00He sneezed in your husband's mouth?!?! That is...He sneezed in your husband's mouth?!?! That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. UGH. Thanks for sharing.Staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09498858154712082491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-64518279850799850312012-12-03T09:06:48.085-06:002012-12-03T09:06:48.085-06:00My husband says I have lost my sympathy over the y...My husband says I have lost my sympathy over the years.A few years ago he went to some training at work and was covered in bug bites on his legs.I thought it was mosquito bites, but he went on to the doctor and found out they were all spider bites(like 20 of them)and had to go on some special medication to counteract the effect.So now when he gets sick and I tell him that he'll live, he reminds me that I was wrong about the bites on his leg. Stupid spidersspymayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12000048306408616538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-51280555767282420562012-12-03T06:16:44.106-06:002012-12-03T06:16:44.106-06:00Voted and by the way that damn swine flu started o...Voted and by the way that damn swine flu started out at none other than St Francis Prep HS where my lovely SIL works. We went to my MIL's house for something at the time (I was 7 months pregnant with my first) and precedes to tell me that she has been in contact with it and I may want to get in touch with my doctor. I am not the hypochondriac in our family (that goes to my husband, too), but still and all I was a bit freaking seeing as though I was just a bit pregnant. Thankfully, I never did get it, but I remember freaking just a bit!Janine Huldiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00226958154244023407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-45361770211276421282012-12-02T21:39:02.023-06:002012-12-02T21:39:02.023-06:00Lol, sounds like the hubs gets a man cold http://m...Lol, sounds like the hubs gets a man cold http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=VbmbMSrsZVQ&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DVbmbMSrsZVQ<br />imanotherstoryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13870840785279405716noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-42125704928759285392012-12-02T21:38:23.384-06:002012-12-02T21:38:23.384-06:00So funny, including the comments! Laughing out lou...So funny, including the comments! Laughing out loud and nodding because my husband is the exact same way! Every time one of the kids or I gets sick, he comments that he better not get it because he always gets it worse than anyone else. Riiiiiiight.Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06778558752682214677noreply@blogger.com