tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post1798593062945095667..comments2023-10-14T09:44:21.840-05:00Comments on People I Want to Punch in the Throat: The Evil Birthday ClownJen Piwtpitthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09576108150881254072noreply@blogger.comBlogger99125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-49162310661950164322016-06-14T06:45:47.927-05:002016-06-14T06:45:47.927-05:00If I saw that clown coming after me, I'd punch...If I saw that clown coming after me, I'd punch myself in the throat, in hopes that I would pass out for the duration of the party! <br /><br />...Although, on second thought, it might be easier if I just punched the clown in the throat so HE would pass out...and then I could call the proper authorities...or maybe an insane asylum...to take him away...forever...yep, that's what I'd do...<br /><br />...better watch out, Mr. Clown...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13525967737594928591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-79713515018559296662014-06-02T23:25:36.297-05:002014-06-02T23:25:36.297-05:00Wow. Just wow.Wow. Just wow.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17614632753060594044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-6544083460502326572014-06-02T12:48:10.907-05:002014-06-02T12:48:10.907-05:00I can't. even. imagine.I can't. even. imagine.Middle-aged Diva (Carol)https://www.blogger.com/profile/01568652518759320329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-49765333500822293192013-02-27T10:24:48.803-06:002013-02-27T10:24:48.803-06:00This makes the mom who hired the strippers for her...This makes the mom who hired the strippers for her kids look like a saint!Gretchen's Mindspillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11064485896684195584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-18542214068884486862013-02-27T09:47:06.415-06:002013-02-27T09:47:06.415-06:00I might consider doing this just to shock the othe...I might consider doing this just to shock the other parents out of their Stepfordness! Excellent blog, love reading your entries!!!ohlaurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01591851243093579501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-44058652378553132092012-05-18T07:27:02.317-05:002012-05-18T07:27:02.317-05:00Oh no...HUGE market for ex's.Oh no...HUGE market for ex's.Blondie McBaffledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16938975677692582118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-27166398115979946392012-05-18T07:26:20.734-05:002012-05-18T07:26:20.734-05:00I'm glad I wasn't alone in my thoughts of ...I'm glad I wasn't alone in my thoughts of what a wonderful idea this would be for getting back at a pain in the ass ex! That's where the real market would be. Some people pay investigators, I want to pay a stalker, and what better kind than a creepy, freeky stalker clown dude? Perfection!!!Blondie McBaffledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16938975677692582118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-21479965012938436172012-05-15T09:07:28.271-05:002012-05-15T09:07:28.271-05:00I live in Germany and this does not surprise me th...I live in Germany and this does not surprise me that parents would do this for their kid's birthday. The amusement parks here have some very scary stuff. The fairytale images we get in America are far different from the creepy dolls and scenes they have here. Trust me, these kids would probably crack up and keep it moving.Kryshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08773583163101235134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-48732277408354386382012-05-15T06:48:30.996-05:002012-05-15T06:48:30.996-05:00You know what is REALLY scary.... growing up with ...You know what is REALLY scary.... growing up with the name "Nashville" -- poor kid!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-82339821514747772662012-05-14T19:30:32.453-05:002012-05-14T19:30:32.453-05:00I need the number because i would pay 1000 dollars...I need the number because i would pay 1000 dollars at least to have this done to my sister, shes already crazy so i dont have to worry about her couch time, but payback for her crap would be AWESOME.... o and i would really be laughing so hard i would pee on myselfSaminoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-19585460832012199732012-05-14T19:25:49.870-05:002012-05-14T19:25:49.870-05:00lol im with u on the refreshments ill take two to ...lol im with u on the refreshments ill take two to go pleasesamnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-75526961166088078542012-05-14T19:23:07.791-05:002012-05-14T19:23:07.791-05:00Make sure the invites say "In lieu of gifts, ...Make sure the invites say "In lieu of gifts, please donate money to Nashville's psychiatric fund at ________."Staceynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-16152145440895020052012-05-14T08:50:18.209-05:002012-05-14T08:50:18.209-05:00I really need to remember to slap on some Depends ...I really need to remember to slap on some Depends before I read your blogs. I think I may have to flip the couch cushion now! HYSTERICAL!NurseMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10683337631915119701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-74487769971718837022012-05-14T08:09:10.835-05:002012-05-14T08:09:10.835-05:00I just want you to know- I didn't/couldn't...I just want you to know- I didn't/couldn't even read this post because the clown freaks me out too much... but I love your blog.Michellenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-23492494824183503922012-05-13T02:02:13.767-05:002012-05-13T02:02:13.767-05:00Why is the poor child named Nashville?? LOL, so fu...Why is the poor child named Nashville?? LOL, so funny Jenn!TNMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16811407816593020440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-14023928372283674502012-05-12T13:27:06.829-05:002012-05-12T13:27:06.829-05:00Thanks to this blog post, I was able to correctly ...Thanks to this blog post, I was able to correctly identify the true story in "Bluff the Listener" on "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" this week. You have truly performed a public service.Susan Thatcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03219700254200782604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-8917350221220395852012-05-11T21:53:06.982-05:002012-05-11T21:53:06.982-05:00If there were a like button for this, I would like...If there were a like button for this, I would like this status. I'm a teenager and if my parents ever did this I would probably die of fright or live the rest of my life as a paranoid recluse with some crazy high tech security system.Abbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05621343822392886133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-50355422426267568802012-05-11T18:14:24.287-05:002012-05-11T18:14:24.287-05:00@Amy--DAMMIT now I'm going to be thinking abou...@Amy--DAMMIT now I'm going to be thinking about it all freaking night. Tim Curry still scares the living daylights out of me. Which sucks because I love a few of his movies.<br /><br />@spy--She's scary too. There's a limit to makeup...Krystihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04521092008172230055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-77975384189601131852012-05-11T01:13:59.067-05:002012-05-11T01:13:59.067-05:00What. The. Fuck.What. The. Fuck.JJJnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-34257748355456486722012-05-10T21:14:11.456-05:002012-05-10T21:14:11.456-05:00Either way, kids or adults. I know how to get em g...Either way, kids or adults. I know how to get em good. Hide under the bed a la Poltergeist. Shit. Now I won't sleep tonight.Dagnynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-21888110352811802372012-05-10T20:40:32.887-05:002012-05-10T20:40:32.887-05:00This story is wrong. If you visit the website and ...This story is wrong. If you visit the website and email Dominic, you will see. First of all, the "service" was only offered for one summer in 2010. Only 10 clients were every hired. And all of the "victims" were adults over the age of 18--Dominic never accepted gigs involving children.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-64319902552150482802012-05-10T18:33:08.808-05:002012-05-10T18:33:08.808-05:00Why does it have to be an evil clown? I tell you w...Why does it have to be an evil clown? I tell you what, if a regular clown was stalking me and jumping out of places and scaring the crap out of me it would be just as terrifying. The things people will pay for, seriously! It is along the lines of paying someone to be your paparazzi. I wish I had money to spend on B.S.!Mama Moohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04445070137977019942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-86397525640441054892012-05-10T18:28:54.931-05:002012-05-10T18:28:54.931-05:00That's why Tammy Faye always creeped me out-th...That's why Tammy Faye always creeped me out-the makeup,lol.spymayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12000048306408616538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-22196129906447767482012-05-10T14:42:43.149-05:002012-05-10T14:42:43.149-05:00Not that I would do this for anyone, regardless of...Not that I would do this for anyone, regardless of age, I do think it is important for you and your readers to have all the facts. If you follow this link you will find that because it can get scary this service is only offered to those 18 years and older. I realize this is only a blog and perhaps the Huff Post should have made that clear but I think its important for anyone responding and giving an opinion on it to have all the info:<br />http://newslite.tv/2010/04/14/evil-clown-service-to-scare-at.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-43319244176561345302012-05-10T12:26:17.837-05:002012-05-10T12:26:17.837-05:00@Krysti "We all float down here".@Krysti "We all float down here".Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15039366489481478372noreply@blogger.com