tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post1469133322974065654..comments2023-10-14T09:44:21.840-05:00Comments on People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Overachieving Elf on the Shelf MommiesJen Piwtpitthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09576108150881254072noreply@blogger.comBlogger832125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-38877129671856618072022-08-20T11:57:32.247-05:002022-08-20T11:57:32.247-05:00yikes. You sound really bitter and negative. You m...yikes. You sound really bitter and negative. You must be a blast a partiesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-55672194275879337792021-12-04T06:16:24.591-06:002021-12-04T06:16:24.591-06:00I like the idea of white trash elf. They could liv...I like the idea of white trash elf. They could live in a little elf trailer park and drink little elf beer and go see little elf monster trucks.Jerinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-63017843292797746112020-05-14T11:13:32.992-05:002020-05-14T11:13:32.992-05:00So glad I'm Jewish! I do have to say; however,...So glad I'm Jewish! I do have to say; however, I don't understand the whole "Santa is watching" bit the month before Christmas. They shouldn't have parameters for when it's ok to be naughty or nice. Of course none of us are good all of the time, but nobody says to their kids in August "Santa is watching " . IMO it's almost used as a threat to have good behavior. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473752088796326141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-52378427750256917172020-05-14T11:02:04.148-05:002020-05-14T11:02:04.148-05:00Please don't use the "R" wordPlease don't use the "R" wordAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473752088796326141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-2711924710341430972019-12-13T08:50:50.222-06:002019-12-13T08:50:50.222-06:00You forgot to mention how utterly annoying for the...You forgot to mention how utterly annoying for these people to post PICTURES of the elf on social media. Most people on social media are adults or don't believe in Santa. SO-they're only trying to show how clever they are to the rest of the world. And that is annoying.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-91288643189343556842019-12-10T03:46:42.832-06:002019-12-10T03:46:42.832-06:00Because thats the grinches job... Hence Grinch on ...Because thats the grinches job... Hence Grinch on the Bench.. I love him you don't ever have to move him and if kids are naughty he takes a present away. Genius idea! (I currently suck at our elf forget to move her and as I type she has been in my top dresser drawer on a extended visit to North Pole) 🙄😧🔫Momof3killerkidshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16371379451929864942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-10406077661304968442019-05-17T01:16:10.809-05:002019-05-17T01:16:10.809-05:00This is my first time i visit here and I found so ...This is my first time i visit here and I found so many interesting stuff in your blog especially it's discussion. thank you. <br /><a href="https://hamarabacha.com/baby-names/" rel="nofollow">Beautiful islamic names</a>Becky turnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08060748942527491942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-81172179507029970842018-06-25T01:46:14.544-05:002018-06-25T01:46:14.544-05:00After being in relationship with markiss for seven...After being in relationship with markiss for seven years,he broke up with me, I did everything possible to bring him back but all was in vain, I wanted him back so much because of the love I have for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to someone online and she suggested that I should rather contact a spell caster that could help me cast a spell to bring him back but I am the type that never believed in spell, I had no choice than to try it, I mailed the spell caster, and he told me there was no problem that everything will be okay before three days, that my ex will return to me before three days, he cast the spell and surprisingly in the second day, it was around 4pm. My ex called me, I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that happened, that he wanted me to return to him, that he loves me so much. I was so happy and went to him, that was how we started living together happily again. Since then, I have made promise that anybody I know that have a relationship problem, I would be of help to such person by referring him or her to the only real and powerful spell caster who helped me with my own problem and who is different from all the fake ones out there. Anybody could need the help of the spell caster, his email: drosemudiamenspellhome@gmail.com you can email him if you need his assistance in your relationship or anything. I CAN NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM, HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS: drosemudiamenspellhome@gmail.com CONTACT HIM NOW FOR SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEM<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02168170686919227818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-65932506004723986582016-12-21T13:24:42.616-06:002016-12-21T13:24:42.616-06:00First of all, love your blog name. Second, you are...First of all, love your blog name. Second, you are hilarious. Third, I loathe The Elf. Cheers!<br /><br />http://alohalovey.comJuliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09498811781326609791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-71756481113856033032016-12-09T20:13:57.919-06:002016-12-09T20:13:57.919-06:00I agree with the comments that the Elf is being na...I agree with the comments that the Elf is being naughty not nice so WTF kindof role model is he?! Is Elf reporting back to Santa that the kid laughs at and is tickled by the chaos, and that the kid partook in the antics when he picked up a stray "snowball" (marshamallow) and tossed it at his sister? Sounds like Elf the Enforcer is into entrapment. And are the anxious-type kids hoping that Elf reported back to HQ that they helped clean up? Wow, who knew there was a Claus mafia!<br /><br />So, overachieving parents, are you unwittingly teaching your kid hypocrisy and double-standards or how to keep their lips zipped, thereby colluding with naughty “friend” Elf in order to get what they want – prized presents…? Things that make you go "Hmmm..."kitschiekoohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16423773991817212198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-44281711373153615432015-12-05T17:08:02.035-06:002015-12-05T17:08:02.035-06:00I don't know if this will help, but, I have my...I don't know if this will help, but, I have my cell phone set to scream an alarm at me every day night at 9:30 to remind me to move our elf. Otherwise, I forget. Every single night I'd forget. ColSavMamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07075686111242147711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-16920437027253700602015-12-05T15:53:44.853-06:002015-12-05T15:53:44.853-06:00No, no, no, no, no! Don't share parts of your ...No, no, no, no, no! Don't share parts of your new book. I love your Christmas stuff, especially the "Elf" stuff! I'm getting this book for Christmas. There is nothing more frustrating than buying a blogger's book and most of the contents have already been shared. What is the purpose of buying the book if there is no 'found only in Jen's new book!' or you know, the other stuff? P.L.E.A<br />S.E. I beg of you, for all things Holy & Good!<br />😢😈😲😞😓LED522https://www.blogger.com/profile/06815477672369112911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-34122684985560620392015-01-28T05:49:28.567-06:002015-01-28T05:49:28.567-06:00I am Emil Bouchard,I want to say thank to Dr Aguma...<br />I am Emil Bouchard,I want to say thank to Dr Agumagu for everything he did in my life. To everyone who doesn't believe in spell, I was one like you at first. I wasn't quite sure if I wanted to do this since I've tried others so-called spells casters and they did not work and was a waste of my time and money. However, when I read so many testimonials of Dr Agumagu how he help people to get back their ex lover. Dr Agumagu answered all my questions and was very nice about everything, I decided to give it a try. I figured it would be my last try to get my ex girlfriend back. So my story is that I was at my office when the girl I suppose to marry told me that she wasn't in love with me and never will it be and that she didn't want to speak or see me again, especially since she was talking to this other guy. i email Dr Agumagu and tell him everything.he let me know which spells would be most appropriate for me and I chose the one that was to get her back to me and stay with me and to marry me.As soon as he finish the spells, my girlfriend came back into my life! It was a miracle to me and I’m so thankful to him, that is why i am sharing this testimony to those who need his help. Things have been going well, and pretty much according to what Dr Agumagu said would happen. I’m very happy for the love spell Dr Agumagu have done for me, my ex girlfriend is now back to me and we are living so happy. if you asked me or my friends if I would have anticipated how things were right now…no one would believe it! contact him is email address (agumaguspelltemple@gmail.com or agumaguspelltemple@outlook.com tell +2348158847627) and here is my private email bouchardemil@gmail.com. Emil Bouchard<br /><br />Richeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04589954037873850098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-61445321391993547422014-12-31T13:29:24.274-06:002014-12-31T13:29:24.274-06:00Another one that made me think of you, Jen. Happy ...Another one that made me think of you, Jen. Happy New Year!!! http://www.parentsociety.com/parenting/holidays/15-inappropriate-elf-on-the-shelf-pics/ Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01592647466276855592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-65827658769088688992014-12-05T15:25:38.616-06:002014-12-05T15:25:38.616-06:00We're with you, Jen. That effing elf is evil.
...We're with you, Jen. That effing elf <a href="http://doctoranddad.com/2014/12/3-facts-that-prove-your-elf-on-the-shelf-is-out-to-destroy-you/" rel="nofollow">is evil</a>.<br /><br /><a href="http://doctoranddad.com" rel="nofollow">The Doctor + The Dad</a>Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11118573230603760061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-79114043026748654582014-11-29T12:27:54.863-06:002014-11-29T12:27:54.863-06:00i think that the word retarded is disgusting and v...i think that the word retarded is disgusting and very offensive.katiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06474411037914250185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-9663072482050930412014-08-12T19:40:42.437-05:002014-08-12T19:40:42.437-05:00we have all heard of the adorable little Elf on th... we have all heard of the adorable little Elf on the Shelf. Almost ... <a href="http://bookshelveswithbaskets.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">bookshelveswithbaskets.blogspot.com</a><br />Adolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02938816720658509912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-68283490531420974692014-07-17T11:24:21.805-05:002014-07-17T11:24:21.805-05:00Never mind the contrived Elf Tricks. What kind of...Never mind the contrived Elf Tricks. What kind of message are you sending your kids, that you hired some creepy little bastard from the North Pole to snitch on them throughout the holidays? Hmm, might be a good Xmas blog post, Elf Snitches Get Elf Stiches....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-6526017816764312502014-02-13T23:51:52.062-06:002014-02-13T23:51:52.062-06:00Hello everyone I'm Vicky from Canada, my ex hu...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Hello everyone I'm Vicky from Canada, my ex husband just came back home three days ago telling me to forget the past that will should come together and build our home again. Thank you so much Helen my friend, for introducing this wonderful spell caster to me Dr Kate Love Spell, he was the the key that could open my door when i was passing through pain when my husband John left me for other young lady,well i don't have much to say but a big thanks to Dr Kate love and Return Spell that he help me to cast. You can also reach him at: katelovespell@hotmail.com Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04692467079416958109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-71159332674181568532013-12-23T10:51:23.649-06:002013-12-23T10:51:23.649-06:00Simply dealing with Christmas alone is crazy &...Simply dealing with Christmas alone is crazy & hectic, I could only imagine the additional stress moving that "little bastard" around too ~ no gracias!!! SMH!!! Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08999432486505673672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-61308963905827666142013-12-20T14:58:56.987-06:002013-12-20T14:58:56.987-06:00It's quite simple, actually. If you don't ...It's quite simple, actually. If you don't enjoy something, don't do it. If you do enjoy something, do it.<br /><br />Why bash other's?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04526811423282230555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-82847341932104681542013-12-19T17:17:22.956-06:002013-12-19T17:17:22.956-06:00We had one of these little bastards before they we...We had one of these little bastards before they went mainstream and lasted just 1 Christmas. Then it became a hassle. You're in bed and suddenly remember you haven't moved the litle shit yet. F#$%!<br />Eventually we somehow lost the damn thing. Try explaining that one to the kids! So our was declared deceased in absentie. We had a service, I said something nice. End of story.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06153356366423359044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-29747817114979139302013-12-19T10:37:30.850-06:002013-12-19T10:37:30.850-06:00How rude to tell someone sucks to be your kid grow...How rude to tell someone sucks to be your kid grow up....I didn't sense an inferiority complex, just a mom sick of other moms trying to out do each other and writing a very funny article about it....some of us moms really need a good laugh when it comes to this stuff. ccherry71https://www.blogger.com/profile/11056976001074417763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-84281784360078663842013-12-19T07:15:36.577-06:002013-12-19T07:15:36.577-06:00Oh my gosh, seriously? You want to punch someone i...Oh my gosh, seriously? You want to punch someone in the throat for doing something FUN for their kids when there are parents out there actually HARMING their children. Seems pretty judgmental to me. Who cares what they do w/their time or when they do their laundry? You and I are both sitting on the computer when our kid does...whatever they're doing right now. All you're doing is blogging about it. I say let people let people and stop the judgment. MarissaKentWhitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09807362436596738678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-80479723445646813972013-12-18T23:18:21.868-06:002013-12-18T23:18:21.868-06:00Commentary about that woman put me in stitches!!! ...Commentary about that woman put me in stitches!!! ROFL!!!!! sounds like elf on the shelf has become an outlet for ansomnia and psychotic behavior......." mommy need a straight jacket"!!!<br /> Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15760282557819007644noreply@blogger.com