tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post1097695192374549378..comments2023-10-14T09:44:21.840-05:00Comments on People I Want to Punch in the Throat: PIWTPITT's Official Elf on the Shelf CalendarJen Piwtpitthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09576108150881254072noreply@blogger.comBlogger68125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-63207778414154126982015-12-10T16:48:38.105-06:002015-12-10T16:48:38.105-06:00You have probably already seen this but, just in c...You have probably already seen this but, just in case, let's make this annoying little shit useful!<br />http://themotherlist.com/elf-on-the-shelf-tradition-will-actually-love/Lori Ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17102013610885927842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-45000476018699631602014-12-03T10:53:14.596-06:002014-12-03T10:53:14.596-06:00I'm torn because I think he is such a creepy l...I'm torn because I think he is such a creepy looking bastard and yet I think the idea is kind of fun...but what happened to the good old fashioned "Santa is watching" you...you know, that whole "He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake". Doesn't anyone just tell their kid that anymore? Luckily my daughter is only 1 and this creepy looking bastard wasn't around when my nieces and nephews were believers.Csnee317https://www.blogger.com/profile/01704697843256200018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-8765642520900054122014-12-02T07:14:58.906-06:002014-12-02T07:14:58.906-06:00My girls are 16, 18 and 21 and I thank God that th...My girls are 16, 18 and 21 and I thank God that this creature didn't exist when they were younger...mspice3https://www.blogger.com/profile/00411576634368915459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-66597341671573986362014-12-01T16:28:17.889-06:002014-12-01T16:28:17.889-06:00I like this. Just starting the elf today with our ...I like this. Just starting the elf today with our 2 year old and already overwhelmed by how much extra work it sounds like for lazy souls like me.Rebel Monyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14590067496208532621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-61368594403817241062014-01-01T03:53:46.349-06:002014-01-01T03:53:46.349-06:00Ha! I totally just snorted at day 7. Our Elf "...Ha! I totally just snorted at day 7. Our Elf "lost his magic" at week three. <br /><br />I was in such a hurry to move him, i didnt notice his hat had been frozen to the top of the freezer, so the hat sat there frozen and alone like a sad reminder of kids bad deeds for three days. Lmfao!! Every time i forgot to move him after that, i blamed it on his weak magic. Its nice knowing im not the only one!Amanda Dearesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00422761075100911120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-17907712021138769252013-12-15T02:51:01.386-06:002013-12-15T02:51:01.386-06:00Simple. A few years ago, before this "Elf on...Simple. A few years ago, before this "Elf on the Shelf" was a thing and only a few people were doing it, I bought some cheap ass garden gnomes from Target, put them in both boys' rooms. When they were at school, I'd turn on their xboxes, put the controller in the gnomes' lap and scatter popcorn everywhere. Then yell at the boys to clean their rooms when they got home. Now the lazy wooden chubs sit in stare into space, wishing for what could have been.<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04915644075753700084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-12293358975358772742013-12-14T20:39:36.119-06:002013-12-14T20:39:36.119-06:00I think this is a move by the NSA to get another c...I think this is a move by the NSA to get another camera in everyone's house, so no elves.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16052699638281213761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-32752764591191297652013-12-14T14:08:49.647-06:002013-12-14T14:08:49.647-06:00Freak. That's what my mom did too. Are you p...Freak. That's what my mom did too. Are you planning on coming over here every.single.night to move this stupid ass doll, Mom? Ugh. Grandparents.Sandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03840635978395389583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-4476804775706362112013-12-13T20:39:57.873-06:002013-12-13T20:39:57.873-06:00Our elf only moves when the kids are well behaved ...Our elf only moves when the kids are well behaved and he has good things to tell Santa. They must really be assholes because "Fazoodle" does not move every night!lynnshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16787670312264262967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-32734896148641012792013-12-13T19:31:19.029-06:002013-12-13T19:31:19.029-06:00This is perfect! Printing this out and passing it...This is perfect! Printing this out and passing it out!Domestic Divahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13397771827432711492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-73171673530788620562013-12-13T18:57:59.896-06:002013-12-13T18:57:59.896-06:00I refused to buy one...then my mom got my family o...I refused to buy one...then my mom got my family one as a gift...and gave it to the kids and told them all about it before telling me....:( my elf has been very lame and I have done a couple Hail Marys :)Chocolate Drool and Kisseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04734898325554817010noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-10177389718243238862013-12-13T16:40:39.068-06:002013-12-13T16:40:39.068-06:00I am WAY better at coming up with excuses why the ...I am WAY better at coming up with excuses why the elf didn't move than I am coming up with things to do with him! Glad I'm not alone! :Love this!Mommy in Marylandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04603055462606819324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-8454902633800886352013-12-13T16:37:48.444-06:002013-12-13T16:37:48.444-06:00St. Nick brings our elf on Dec 6th... that knocks ...St. Nick brings our elf on Dec 6th... that knocks off 6 days of hiding him! :)Design Lab 443https://www.blogger.com/profile/15537373622139439739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-74111328543252040332013-12-13T16:23:09.229-06:002013-12-13T16:23:09.229-06:00I refuse to buy a 30 skinny little elf. So I happe...I refuse to buy a 30 skinny little elf. So I happened to see two chunky litle fat elves at the dollar tree. Yeah the dollar tree....they are that elf's fat cajun cousins. And they are too fat and lazy to move so they are stationary under my tree. Boom! DoneAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09048715566964857504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-45767229269939312192013-12-13T15:50:15.486-06:002013-12-13T15:50:15.486-06:00@Tiffany, I like your style@Tiffany, I like your styleusernametakenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17463735439923055132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-31274840162435303942013-12-09T22:09:34.328-06:002013-12-09T22:09:34.328-06:00i was telling my mom about your hilarious posts on...i was telling my mom about your hilarious posts on the elf on the shelf (your blog is the first i ever heard of such a thing) and she said "whatever happened to advent calendars?" hahaha my thoughts exactly!shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10000105888953323020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-86970274134080377782013-12-09T21:09:10.855-06:002013-12-09T21:09:10.855-06:00The elf is not for my kids. It is for me to fulfi...The elf is not for my kids. It is for me to fulfill my evil fantasies of secretly scaring the shit out of my kids, and as a bonus, keep their little asses in line so I don't have to yell for three weeks. In a row.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08520251342824536111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-62558780025380505702013-12-09T19:35:02.508-06:002013-12-09T19:35:02.508-06:00we have an "UNOFFICIAL" elf on the shelf...we have an "UNOFFICIAL" elf on the shelf , cuz 30.00 for stuffed toy was wrong , our elf from the dollar store ,is the kids best friend, they play with "him" and stuff, and they take him in the bedroom when they cleanup etc. he has accompanied them to the bathroom to make sure they flush and wash hands ( much bigger deal with twin toddlers) ~ Beth Smartmouthprogram.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10728336570605730022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-74430676342995226622013-12-09T16:16:08.184-06:002013-12-09T16:16:08.184-06:00I'm doing the stupid elf shit again. This is ...I'm doing the stupid elf shit again. This is my second year. Last year I think she only moved a few times. She just showed up last night. So if I can get thru these two weeks with your calender I may be ok.....Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13947881346112201784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-33891058109968409042013-12-09T14:54:03.528-06:002013-12-09T14:54:03.528-06:00I am such an underachiever! Love your posts!!! I am such an underachiever! Love your posts!!! Meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14393529954316167937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-50423295164233782122013-12-09T12:12:26.384-06:002013-12-09T12:12:26.384-06:00The elf creeps me out. You can bet we don't o...The elf creeps me out. You can bet we don't own one LOL.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01541606301432992643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-62017614862385011212013-12-09T11:20:30.187-06:002013-12-09T11:20:30.187-06:00so how exactly did you get a copy of my ideas cale...so how exactly did you get a copy of my ideas calender?*~*Lis*~*https://www.blogger.com/profile/11270334574667666855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-33197277370602369292013-12-09T10:36:15.918-06:002013-12-09T10:36:15.918-06:00I wanna start that with my kids! Naughty Elf on a ...I wanna start that with my kids! Naughty Elf on a shelf!! Perfect!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15365948401949904028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-24638694868051119572013-12-07T01:23:28.413-06:002013-12-07T01:23:28.413-06:00WARNING!! THIS IS NOT KID OR WORK FRIENDLY!! This ...WARNING!! THIS IS NOT KID OR WORK FRIENDLY!! This is one bad bad elf! http://seriouslyforreal.com/funny/inappropriate-elf-on-a-shelf-36-pics/Perstephonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09982096011555921412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-22872252221065369912013-12-06T16:11:02.568-06:002013-12-06T16:11:02.568-06:00My kids saw the USPS commercial with Santa filling...My kids saw the USPS commercial with Santa filling the box with coal. We're good. No elf required here. When they are off their rails, I simply say, "Remember Santa filling the box with coal??" Done. That is all it takes. I was tempted to get an elf, but, yeah, I am an underachiever. No time or desire to overachieve.Tiffanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01426840002854724635noreply@blogger.com