|No children were harmed during this photoshoot|
Lots of parents wonder why my kids are so well behaved and get 100's on their spelling tests. Well, I thought I share my secrets to raising great kids. I have seen those other asshat parents all over the media about how to control their kids. Tiger mom, Wolf dad and the new entry Pistol Packing Papa. They go to such extremes to control their kids. In reality, it is not so hard to control them and get them to do what you want.
Two simple words: Bribery and Blackmail. Yes, I did say bribery and blackmail. Let me explain myself before everyone tells me I am a bad dad and that my children are having a terrible childhood.