People I Want to Punch in the Throat: McScuze Me, Bitch?

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McScuze Me, Bitch?

So, it's been brought to my attention that I have a doppleganger out there. Her name is Carla, she's a throat puncher who likes to frequent McDonald's in Missouri. Whuuut?

Take a look. (With earbuds, crazy! You don't want to get fired or teach your kids more swear words than they already know!)


I know that if you read the acknowledgements in People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Competitive Crafters, Drop-Off Despots, and Other Suburban Scourges you might have noticed that I thanked my local McDonald's for playing 80s music on a loop and giving out free refills on Coke. If you've followed my personal life at all then you'd know that I live in Kansas, which is a stone's throw from Missouri. After connecting all of these dots together, more than one person has asked me if this throat punching hot head was me.

I don't know if I'm offended or pleased that people thought of me when they saw Carla's rant. It's actually very easy to tell that it isn't me:

1. I don't smoke.

2. My hair is worse than Carla's.

3. Carla is more badass than I.

4. I hate McRibs.

So, as you can see this isn't me. Although, going forward I will be using "McScuze me, bitch??" as much as I possibly can.

PS - Yes, Carla is a totally made up character and this was just for fun. But it's still hilarious to watch.

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