People I Want to Punch in the Throat: I Just Want to Be Alone

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I Just Want to Be Alone

I have big news, everyone! Remember last year when I put out the anthology I Just Want to Pee Alone? Have you read it yet? Yes? Great. Thank you. Did you leave a review yet? Because those things are ridiculously helpful to me and the Kick Ass Bloggers. Have you never read it? Why not? What are you waiting for? Are you new here and you've never heard of it? Well, first of all, welcome and second of all, you're going to want that book, so here's where you can get it. Plus, it's on sale, because the powers that be at Amazon deemed it so and I have no idea how long this sale will last, so you might want to hurry.

Because IJWTPA was such a fun thing and a great success I decided to do another one! Last time we wrote about our kids and never being able to pee alone. This time it's the men in our lives who just won't leave us alone. I don't know about you, but I crave me some alone time. I need it like men need sex. I just want a good book, a hot cup of tea, and an hour to myself. Hell, even twenty minutes to wander aimlessly through the aisles of Target alone without the Hubs saying "We don't need curtains" or "Skip the shoe aisle, we're on a time table here" or "Haven't you spent enough already?" would be fantastic.


I realized I wasn't alone in this lament, so I put this together:


The second volume in the best-selling I Just Want to Pee Alone series is now available on Amazon!

I promise you, this book has something for everyone! From dating disasters, tense unromantic marriage proposals, manscaping gone awry, B.J. negotiations, annoyingly skinny husbands, advice to future husbands, and how dating is a bit like the stages of grief - you will not be disappointed!

If you don't believe me, then read some of these reviews from people who are in no way related to me:

I Just Want to Be Alone

An Interview with Jen of PIWTPITT

They Just Want to Be Alone

Save Your Husband's Life: Read I Just Want to Be Alone

This Made Me Laugh So Hard I Spit Wine on My Kindle

Super Cool Lady Writers Tell Tales About the Men in Their Lives - This one has a giveaway!!

I Just Want to Be Alone

A Guy's Review of I Just Want to Be Alone

I Want to Be Alone with These Women

I Just Want to Be Alone With Lady Writers 

Hilarious Humor from Funny Female Writers

I Just Want to Be Alone Review

Book Review - I Just Want to Be Alone-Mommifried 

Another I Just Want to Be Alone Review
 

I Just Want to Be Alone is a collection of humorous essays from 38 of the most Super Cool Lady Writers you'll find on the web today.

Including: 


You're going to want some time alone so you can read this book in peace and laugh your ass off. This book will be available right now! So, are you ready to get your very own copy?

Just click here to order a physical book.

And click here to order the Kindle.

Click here for the iTunes version.

Click here for the Barnes and Noble NOOK version.

20 comments:

Sara Hawkins said...

So Excited! I loved the first one!

AbbyHasIssues said...

I'm still humbled that I'm included in this group, but I'm just going to run with it before you all sober up and try to kick me out. I can't wait to read the whole thing! Alone, of course...

Unknown said...

I hope sobering up is not a requirement. Can't wait to read the whole thing!

Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom)
I'm trying not to take it personally that Google likes to call me "unknown"

Katiesanoshow said...

BJ negotiations... funny truth to that!

Julie DeNeen said...

That sounds awesome! Can't wait to read it!! :)

BadParentingMoments said...

It's an honor to be included. I think Amazon should couple this with some Poise pads.

Unknown said...

I just preordered this and cannot wait. This is my Mantra "I just want to be alone". The kids don't bug me much anymore when I pee (just the dog), but I love it when hubs brings them to the movies and I beg off to get that little bit of time to myself!

RachRiot said...

The first one was kick ass (natch) and this one will be even more kick... assier! I'm excited for all my blogging buddies and can't wait to read it! Review coming!

Tammy Dumitrescu said...

Any chance it's coming out on Nook with B&N? Or no...I WANT IT, no I NEED IT! Laughter keeps me sane and knowing I'm not the only one keeps me saner (word?)...less insane anyway. BTW, told my daughter (who's 2) 6 times yesterday to stop sword fighting her brother with curtain rods... It wasn't fighting really as much as her whacking him in the head and him taking it like a good big bro, sigh.

Rory Bore said...

I loved the first one!! Can't wait for the second installment -- and hopefully someone will address that old truth that sometimes a backrub is just a backrub honey!!
Also, kicking myself for the 100th time for buying a Kobo. Does anyone release books on Kobo?

mummyofseven said...

Yay, I love that you're in this one!

Zee (MummyOfSeven).
*WordPress says I'm not me, sob.

alifeinsideinsanity said...

Ugh, WordPress hates me today. I'm not me, apparently (again). I swear it thinks I have a personality disorder. 😉

Anyway, currently halfway through IJWTPA. Brilliantly hilarious. I was getting funny looks from Hubby by page seven, lol.
Can't wait to get my hands on the next one. I need to think up an 'occasion'. I'm not supposed to buy any more books until I've read most of what I've bought/won/been gifted in the last year.

Kathy Radigan said...

Congratulations!!! I can't wait to read it, there are so many of my all time favorite bloggers, plus it has you!!

Jen Piwtpitt said...

Tammy, after Mar 22 it will be available on Nook. Right now the pre-order sale is only good on Amazon.

Jen Piwtpitt said...

You can get it on Kobo through Smashwords after Mar. 22. Only Amazon has the pre-order sale going.

Megan Fiterature said...

Yes! I love this!!!! I'm not a momma yet, but I have so many in my lives....presents presents presents!

Domestic Goddess said...

I had the honor of previewing a few - and I laughed so hard that my husband thought I was being attacked in bed late one night. I haven't laughed so hard in a longgg time. Cheers on a great book my friend! xo

menopausal mama said...

LOVE the book---hope the review I posted did it justice. :-) You ladies are ALL awesome writers!

Heather Howe-Dennett said...

just ordered both from amazon! can't wait! :)

Penelope Sanchez said...

Guaranteed to make you laugh and have at least one story you see yourself and your husband in. It's so easy to relate to these very real women.

Penelope
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